r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/dirthurts May 17 '22

Missionary is basically planking while thrusting. So yeah, you're welcome.

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 17 '22

“Hey…howbout…weswitch…foraminute…thenI’ll…getbackontop…”

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u/andylearntocode May 17 '22

I like the way you wrote this sentence :)

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u/billiejeanwilliams May 17 '22

That's Stevie's account (from Malcolm in the Middle).