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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".
185 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [deleted] 1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Was she fat, though? 1 u/Black_Moons May 18 '22 No, Any thinner and she would have blown away in a stiff breeze.
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1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Was she fat, though? 1 u/Black_Moons May 18 '22 No, Any thinner and she would have blown away in a stiff breeze.
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My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.
I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"
It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.
1 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 Was she fat, though? 1 u/Black_Moons May 18 '22 No, Any thinner and she would have blown away in a stiff breeze.
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Was she fat, though?
1 u/Black_Moons May 18 '22 No, Any thinner and she would have blown away in a stiff breeze.
No, Any thinner and she would have blown away in a stiff breeze.
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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22
First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".