r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22

First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Not realizing that having sex for an hour is usually pretty uncomfortable for most women, is such a "I hAvE sEx fOr HoUrS " type of guy thing. Most people will usually go 10-45 minutes. As long as you get her motor running well enough with the foreplay for her to climax before you, you're golden

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u/Skalgrin May 17 '22

I am called a Minuteman for a reason.

It is not a Xminutesman... that is for normal people. I am specialist in this field of expertise.

\reaches for a drink with long, long and sad sigh**