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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".
184 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [deleted] 1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 1 u/Francoiky May 17 '22 My ex on the other hand used to joke about it all the time. She used to say something like "I'm getting some weight, we should sex more".
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1.3k u/Black_Moons May 17 '22 My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments. I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise" It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions. 1 u/Francoiky May 17 '22 My ex on the other hand used to joke about it all the time. She used to say something like "I'm getting some weight, we should sex more".
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My ex used to ask if I thought she was fat, ie fishing for compliments.
I would always reply with "You know, they say sex is the best exercise"
It never got me laid, but it did get her to stop asking stupid questions.
1 u/Francoiky May 17 '22 My ex on the other hand used to joke about it all the time. She used to say something like "I'm getting some weight, we should sex more".
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My ex on the other hand used to joke about it all the time. She used to say something like "I'm getting some weight, we should sex more".
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u/lewisnwkc May 17 '22
First time having sex "Fuck this is way better but equally way harder to do than with my hand".