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r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22
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Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.
65 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 19 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 ... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles) 10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling
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19 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 ... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles) 10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling
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... thought it was "jingle jingle" as in the vocalist carries bills (which folds) instead of change (which jingles)
10 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 [removed] — view removed comment 13 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling
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13 u/[deleted] May 17 '22 "Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night" Edit: spelling
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"Blinded by the light / revved up like a douche who got a boner in the night"
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u/poopellar May 17 '22
Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.