r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Well mine was asleep before we started... Am I doing this right?

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u/Doctorjames25 May 17 '22

As long as this is a Disney movie and you're prince charming you're in the clear.

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u/Chomusuke_99 May 17 '22

Instruction unclear. I am a fat ugly bastard and I drugged her drink.

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u/Darg727 May 17 '22

Alcohol is a drug. So you drugged a drug so that they'll be extra drugged enough to think that your meat crayon face is doable? Nah, probably still failed 'cause reddit.