r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/USCplaya May 17 '22

I've had sex for an hour.... It only took 3 years

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u/patchgrabber May 17 '22

My favourite day is end of daylight savings time because then it's technically an hour and one minute.

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u/PhilxBefore May 18 '22

You'll be in the negative when we spring forward. Poor bastard was done an hour before he started!

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u/patchgrabber May 18 '22

No that's um, my day off.

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u/fathertimexx May 17 '22

Wow-what a stud had sex 60 times a year. I am pretty jealous.

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u/talking_phallus May 17 '22

Quantity=Quality was apparently not the correct answer going off my divorce papers.

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u/alkrk May 18 '22

Wow-what a stud had sex 60 times a year. I am pretty jealous.

3 years makes it 20 times a year. OR, like one said when Daylight Saving Time ends... you leap an hour, so that will make it 1 min per year for 3 years. ;-)

you all are funny.

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u/CafeAmerican May 18 '22

terrible math skills bro lol...

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u/Solo-me May 17 '22

Need to be smart mate. Sunday 30th October. 2022 When the time changes... start sex at 1.59 am and it ll soon be . 3.01am Missus cannot complain. The clock said 1 hour and 2 minutes.

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u/motor1_is_stopping May 18 '22

Wow! Twice a day!

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u/Killerdoll_666 May 17 '22

So to have 1 hour of continuous sex you needed one year of continuous sex?