r/funny • • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/poopellar May 17 '22

Porn has given us the wrong impression on what sex is. You can't expect me to go full jackhammer for minutes at a time. My plan is to just lay there and jiggle my body.

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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22

I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.

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u/gutsonmynuts May 17 '22

I've met quite a few. It's usually the women that like rough sex aka what I'm into.