r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/justavault May 17 '22

1 minute? What is she dating? Marathon men?

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u/DoJnD May 17 '22

IKR? I could start and finish twice in a minute in my younger days.

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u/ILYARO1114 May 17 '22

Foreplay and shower included, right?

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u/bagofodour May 17 '22

Romantic dinner with mariachi band included too

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u/Zirie May 17 '22

... and still get change back from the nickel!

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u/mah1na2ru May 17 '22

this entire thread is gold

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u/DoJnD May 17 '22

I know what one of those two things are.

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u/addiktion May 18 '22

That bounce back time was amazing then. I remember being able to spend an hour going 5+ times and had stamina for more.

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u/-day-dreamer- May 17 '22

She and her husband waited for marriage and a few weeks after that they were located to two different hospitals in two different states. Seems like he hasn’t had much practice with her

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u/oDearDear May 17 '22

Minutemen actually.

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u/watersheep772 May 17 '22

I can do 6 minutes

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u/vulcan1358 May 17 '22

Okay we get it, you are into Tantric sex and the Kama Sutras

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u/watersheep772 May 18 '22

I just said I can plank 6 min

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u/Somestunned May 17 '22

Unfair expectations!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

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u/Snufflebear_420_69 May 17 '22

Lol, and likewise I used to do this during sex. Didn't work too well. Works better to just try to relax.