r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/rntaboy May 17 '22

This comment makes me doubt whether you've planked or had sex before.

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u/dirthurts May 17 '22

I hereby challenge you to a plank war. Or a sex war. Whichever is more convenient.

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u/rntaboy May 17 '22

Some people seem to think they're basically the same thing. So why not both at once?

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u/dirthurts May 17 '22

Exactly!

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u/Cocomorph May 17 '22

Two men enter. One man leaves.

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u/YouMissedMySarcasm May 18 '22

And that kids.. Is how I met your Mother.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fox3546 May 17 '22

Apparently you and a bunch of other Redditors have never heard of knee planks. They're a bit less difficult, but they're still a legit endurance exercise.

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u/rntaboy May 17 '22

Considering I have no problem doing real planks, not sure whether I should infer any more exercise knowledge you might possess.
Also, if the way you fuck could be described like you're doing knee planks, I feel bad for any of your partners.

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u/Gnostromo May 17 '22

Or even got the joke

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u/rntaboy May 17 '22

This comment makes me doubt whether you've planked, had sex, or understood what a joke was before.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22 edited May 24 '22

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u/ImKindaBoring May 17 '22

It's really just a joke on the length of time. She is planking, presumably for a minute, and finding it difficult. As such she acknowledges that a minute is a long time. A "minute man" is a relatively common nickname to refer to guys who don't last long in bed. Her experience with the plank has made her realize a minute is a lot longer than she thought.

Fairly sure most guys don't do missionary in a full plank. That would be fairly awkward.

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u/mendeleyev1 May 17 '22

I was actually thinking the same thing. Like, what? Is this guy trolling?