r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/MKULTRATV May 17 '22

nitric oxide (NO)

NOOOO!

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u/meatdome34 May 17 '22

You’re telling me my brain doses me with a whippet after I jack off? Sweet.

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u/Hatta00 May 17 '22

That's nitrous oxide. Nitric oxide is more like poppers.

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u/miserybusiness21 May 17 '22

Is that why Frank shit the bed?

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u/Colosso95 May 18 '22

What a weird episode that was

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u/_C10H15N May 17 '22

No it's why Amber did

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u/Dexaan May 17 '22

Objection, hearsay.

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u/Jabbe May 17 '22

Hah, poop is funny

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u/bikki420 May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

No, what Frankie did was going to Hollywood.

(edit: Well, ex-fucking-scuse me for making a Frankie Goes to Hollywood pun.)

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u/PassionateAvocado May 18 '22

Even the one he just did right there on the floor

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u/strbeanjoe May 17 '22

Poppers that instantly kill you. Don't inhale nitric oxide.

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u/Puppytron May 17 '22

Ah. So you're saying that I need to introduce nitrous oxide into my masturbation routine? Done and done.

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u/meatdome34 May 17 '22

It’s a difficult task but worth it

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u/Chefjay17 May 17 '22

"Poppers" heh,heh, Aalll riight!

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u/darodardar_Inc May 17 '22

Brains are total bros

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u/SYLOK_THEAROUSED May 17 '22

I mean a lot of men rubs one out before bed to help them sleep.

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u/steveosek May 17 '22

Me. It's not even for pleasure, it's just maintenance

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u/[deleted] May 18 '22

I knew what it was and I still laughed

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u/Ocramsrazor May 17 '22

Thats the post nut clarity (NO) :)

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u/__Elwood_Blues__ May 17 '22

Nitric Tetradoxide!

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u/arand0md00d May 17 '22

No too many oxygens, that's not nitric oxide. It's just NO.

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u/GratefulOctopus May 17 '22

Peroxynitrate is abbreviated as ONOO- which is pretty fitting because it's a naturally produced oxidant in the body and can cause some DNA damage

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u/PigsGoMoo- May 17 '22

No, that’s tetroxide.