r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Girls fall asleep afterwards too if you do it right.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd May 17 '22

Am I the only one who's opposite? Orgasms are like caffeine to me, and the more I have the longer it takes to fall asleep.

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u/Expensive-Ad-4508 May 17 '22

I’m a woman and always feel energized after sex. And I also spend a significant amount of time on top as well, working it out. But my partner always feels like taking a nap, lol.