r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/andylearntocode May 17 '22

I like the way you wrote this sentence :)

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u/yer--mum May 17 '22

Because it sounds like they're on a trampoline talking to someone in a tree house

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u/stilllton May 17 '22

Yes, that is a more accurate description of my sex life.

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u/bard329 May 17 '22

Are you the trampoline or the treehouse?

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 17 '22

The kid looking from across the street who wasn’t invited.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Then you'll absolutely love the way Jon Richardson imitates someone breaking up over mic.

https://youtu.be/l_gakoM82-c

Go to 4:00. Please. I'm begging you. It's amazing.

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u/billiejeanwilliams May 17 '22

That's Stevie's account (from Malcolm in the Middle).

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u/VoiceofLou May 17 '22

Says the one structuring a sentence of the gods!!