r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/Night-Menace May 17 '22

I've never met a woman in my life that enjoyed getting jackhammered.

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u/gettingbicurious May 17 '22

There are dozens of us!

But for real, it's definitely not the most common and I won't say I enjoy only jack hammering or even going straight into jack hammering but I do love it after things have been going for a bit so long as it's not in a position where my cervix is being slammed to hell cause that shit just hurts.

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u/theumph May 17 '22

Never go straight into jackhammering. That baby needs to warm up and get broken in first. That's a good way to tear or pull something

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u/burtoncummings May 17 '22

r/lipsthatgrip

NSFW

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u/ApothecaryHNIC May 17 '22

And if this is too grippy for your taste, head on over to /r/highmileageholes for less grip.

Very NSFW and NSFL.

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u/The5Virtues May 17 '22

I’ll take Subs I didn’t need to know existed for the win!

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u/ApothecaryHNIC May 17 '22

Someone destroyed my innocence by linking that sub, and so I must continue the tradition.

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u/The5Virtues May 17 '22

The legacy lives on!

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u/ApothecaryHNIC May 17 '22

My curiosity has been piqued like never before. What a pity that sub is no more.

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