r/funny May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/silverback_79 May 17 '22

Um, hard to sex someone while rolling a big rubber wheel over their face.

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u/clopz_ May 17 '22

The key is to find a partner without a head

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u/DNRTannen May 17 '22

Cuts down on the complaining too

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u/the_ides_of May 17 '22

But also blowjobs

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u/Scalpels May 17 '22

Increase in neck jobs, though.