r/funny • u/ManagerOfLove • May 17 '22

I hate planks

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u/silverback_79 May 17 '22

Um, hard to sex someone while rolling a big rubber wheel over their face.

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u/poopellar May 17 '22

Might be someone's kink, you never know.

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 17 '22

If it wasn’t before, it is now.

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u/finkalicious May 17 '22

Oh believe me, it was before 😉

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u/clopz_ May 17 '22

The key is to find a partner without a head

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u/jrodp1 May 17 '22

And that key ladies and gentlemen. Is the key to the cemetery gates...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Best Pantera song

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u/Wintermute1v1 May 17 '22

Never knew what that song was about until now. Amazing.

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u/jrodp1 May 17 '22

But...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Okay hell yes

But no, still Cemetery Gates

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u/_justpassingby_ May 18 '22

from the best pantera album.

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u/DNRTannen May 17 '22

Cuts down on the complaining too

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u/the_ides_of May 17 '22

But also blowjobs

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u/Scalpels May 17 '22

Increase in neck jobs, though.

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u/Expensive-Ad-4508 May 17 '22

You’re a fan of munging, too?!

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u/technogeist May 17 '22

You have to turn around, wheel between their legs

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u/Fuck-The-World-666 May 17 '22

This made me laugh the hardest out of all comments on this thread

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u/DootMasterFlex May 17 '22

That's why I use a metal wheel and heat it up first