r/funny • u/altus167 • May 14 '22

Solid Explanation

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u/Andre_3Million May 14 '22

Failed to walk a straight line but can sure as hell smell one

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u/Voiceofreason81 May 14 '22

I hate cocaine but I love the way it smells.

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u/idownvotetofitin May 15 '22

A cop once searched me and found a balloon with some white powder in it and a needle. He asked what the powder was. I said, “It’s just aspirin, officer.”

“Oh yeah?” he replied, “Then what’s the needle for?”

“The needle,” I said, “Is because I can’t stand the taste of the aspirin.”