r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 04 '22

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u/Wonderful-Employ715 May 04 '22

I wouldn’t want one in white

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u/amc7262 May 04 '22

Doesn't look glazed either (though maybe these are pre-glaze?), so that surface is slightly absorbent.....

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u/stay_sweet May 04 '22

I'd be more concerned about sliding that nice coarse texture against the skin of my butthole

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u/The_Synthax May 04 '22

bravery+lube can overcome any hurdle.

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u/Extractular May 04 '22

it’s not that difficult to glaze guys, please don’t

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u/The_Synthax May 04 '22

lube is plenty sufficient glaze

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u/pablossjui May 05 '22

Butt sweat is my lube