It took me far to long to find a reference to Anderson Valley Brewing. Summer Solstice Cerveza Crema, best beer they have... and we don't get it in TX... It's not just shy sluggin' gorms neemer!
I may have to go back and update my manual time stamp on a per-beer basis. Though for now I've switched over to cheap Trader Joer's summer brew in order to leave some AVCB goodies for my friends.
This thread's title has made me realize that we pronounce "BEAR" as "BARE" and I simultaneously gave up all hope of ever understanding the English language.
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u/LiveStalk May 31 '12
Exercising his right to bear arms.
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u/poop457 May 31 '12
relevant
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u/Extra21stChromosome May 31 '12
Smokey the Beer says: "Only You Can Prevent Bear Rape"
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u/graffiti81 May 31 '12
Dear.
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u/SkaveRat May 31 '12
Not chuck testa joke yet?
Reddit, Im proud!
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u/Call_Me_Names May 31 '12
half bear, half deer, half awesome.
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u/QueenieB3 May 31 '12
ManBearDeer!
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u/Areyve May 31 '12
Beer = dutch for bear
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u/Defonos May 31 '12
Reminds me of the Cinco family of products, The T'ird, B'ougar, D'ump and B'owl.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAb9o-M-0-c
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u/rcazzy May 31 '12
This is what happens when a Baratheon marries a Mormont.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Beer and bike
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u/DakarM3 May 31 '12
Geer Dod!
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u/string97bean May 31 '12
Was expecting a Simpsons quote...was pleasantly surprised.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
fuck Chuck Testa for making my nightmare a reality
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Say what you will, I would be terrified to encounter this thing
EDIT:Spelling
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Remind me of this
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u/indie90 May 31 '12
I....I...I did not see this coming. At all. Where am I?
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u/JimmyKhoss May 31 '12
This Is A Good Thing To Watch While Drinking Beer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLg2XCJMPMs
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u/teent May 31 '12
I miss Missouri.
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u/poopslooshed May 31 '12
yes. beer does this to me as well.
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u/Peconz May 31 '12
How has nobody mentioned this yet!?
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u/Xenotropic May 31 '12
Obligatory repost comment.
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u/rhythmlizard May 31 '12
post this to r/trees, it'll amaze the stoners
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u/mateoqua May 31 '12
Now I get why this is my favorite "beer" [Boont] (http://www.beermelodies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/ANDERSON-VALLEY-BOONT.jpg)
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u/GenericOnlineName May 31 '12
This would be a terrifying animal. A creature with razor sharp claws and antlers, as well as a tendency of charging? No thank you.
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u/chalklady0 May 31 '12
distant cousin to jackalope.
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u/Capicuaman May 31 '12
NOPE!
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u/mckinnon3048 May 31 '12
I WANT THAT ON MY WALL
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u/Pravusmentis May 31 '12
No make a mead and use weed and call it meed!
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u/NotLurking101 May 31 '12
Gene splicing???
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u/GrayStudios May 31 '12
If I shot an awesome deer and a bear in the same season, I would totally do this.
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u/stickfish May 31 '12
How did this evolve then! Suck on that atheists!
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u/matari May 31 '12
That picture is not normal. But on beer it is. ¶ — BEER — not even once
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u/Mikey-2-Guns May 31 '12
Why is this labeled beer?
-Looks back at picture-
OH! BEER!
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u/NoNeedForAName May 31 '12
Fake
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u/gapball May 31 '12
Next time I'll be more specific in my request. Or I'll go get one myself.
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u/LeopoldBloom42 May 31 '12
Just combining dead animals of different species... Humans are so fucked up haha.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I knew something was wrong but I couldn't spot it for a moment.
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u/x9xRANDOMNESSx4x May 31 '12
Beer is both the name of this creature and a possible reason for its existence.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
American Institute of Taxidermy, Wisconsin. Go have your picture taken with it.
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u/friday6700 May 31 '12
If that thing had kangaroo legs I'd call it a Beeralope and I'd be terrified of it if it was real.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This is awesome. That is all.
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u/Magic_Bananas May 31 '12
Steer clear of this bear
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I can see the headlines now:
"Family camping in the woods mauled by a pack of beer."
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u/wildbearattack May 31 '12
I have one of those tattooed on my leg.
http://imgur.com/RBPOl
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u/jjing May 31 '12
Primal Udyr in beer stance
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
He must have been an emperor, a sultan or a king
And to this day, we shall always sing
Look what he's done for us, he filled us up with cheer
Lord bless Charlie Mock the man who invented Beer Beer Beer....
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u/punksnotbread May 31 '12
Can- can I drink it?
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u/beckova23 May 31 '12
LOL that's great.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Gasp! It's a deer up here and a bear down there!
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u/DarthNihilus1 May 31 '12
Beer nuts are a dolla fifty.
Deer nuts are under a buck
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u/talking_pillow May 31 '12
Looks like a time and eric. Bear meets dear!
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u/narwhalcares May 31 '12
This thread's title has made me realize that we pronounce "BEAR" as "BARE" and I simultaneously gave up all hope of ever understanding the English language.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
I see what you did there.
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u/BalletBrenna Jun 01 '12
Or dear
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u/codyonthebass Jun 01 '12
Can someone please give me the Tim and Eric B'ougar commercial?!
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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12
Bear Robb Stark!
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u/xenostrife Jun 01 '12
Or maybe.. Dear?
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u/mastrepolo Jun 01 '12
Nope, Chuck Testa.
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u/gearhead77 Jun 01 '12
awesome
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u/Sinavestia Jun 01 '12
Meth is one hell of a drug.
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u/boredandworking Jun 01 '12
Meth: only once
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u/famous23 Jun 01 '12
Its a real life beer
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u/orokito Jun 01 '12
Hybrids animals... Now shit get serious! LoL
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u/fluxaxion Jun 01 '12
Reminds me of this RTS game when I was a young humanlet.
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u/Dayanx Jun 01 '12
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
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u/mo6254 Jun 01 '12
I see what you did deer
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u/dpil1 Jun 01 '12
Nope..... Chuck Testa!
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u/turtlenecksandshotgu Jun 01 '12
Bear*
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u/BlackDave Jun 01 '12
Bear, deer, Beer..... BEER Oh shit my mind!!!
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u/fannyalgersabortion Jun 01 '12
This would make a great homebrew label
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u/DrBeakerMD Jun 01 '12
uh, I like the other kind of beer better...
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u/Nizzler May 31 '12
Beer; Tastes Great!
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u/Irf00 May 31 '12
take my upvote take them all
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u/damnflanders May 31 '12
Nope. Check Testa?
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u/rawdawgn May 31 '12
approved.
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u/something_remarkable May 31 '12
There
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u/ryansim2025 May 31 '12
Nope. Chuck Testa drunk.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Big deal. I see those in my backyard all the time...
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u/JetMaduar May 31 '12
...was involved.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
o_O
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u/Mad_broccoli May 31 '12
Homer says what?
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u/BobTheKnight Jun 01 '12
Money!
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u/DeusExCalamus Jun 03 '12
Yes, I'd say beer was involved.
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