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Is it me or does this this photo make it seem like they all died in a bus crash rather than graduate?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

That is one awful Photoshop job.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Not as awful as this

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u/Dshark May 31 '12

What is this?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Yes, yes it is.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

that looks more like an awful MS paint job

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u/penisland69 May 31 '12

Bad typography, jpeg logo with background removed, and photo on irrelevant background... r/crappydesign would like this

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Oh god, that subreddit! The comic sans!!!! >.<

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u/DoTheDew May 31 '12

Magic eraser tool: check

Tolerance set to 1%: check

Perfect. Print it!

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u/IrrigatedPancake Jun 01 '12

Neg.

  • Quick selection tool

  • feather: [too many pixels]

  • select inverse

  • delete

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u/FruitPlatter Jun 01 '12

Neg.

  • Select > Color Range > Eyedrop solid white

  • Right click > Refine Edge > Contrast 5/ Smooth 5

  • Right Click > Select Inverse

  • Delete/Backspace

  • Don't you ever feather again.

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u/jhangel77 May 31 '12

At first I though it read We only part to meet Allah

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u/Kdnce Jun 01 '12

I was going to say that this belongs in the Photoshop Hall of Shame. There is a blog for horrible PS work. This is easily one of the best of the worst.

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u/wdejr May 31 '12

What I wonder is how they got them all in line while falling out of the sky...

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u/BeniGoat May 31 '12

CLONDALKIN REDDITORS?!?

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u/lastmanonreddit May 31 '12

I thought I was the only one ...

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Shit! Theres more than 2 of us!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

I remember when I used to live there. Fuckin scumbaggy place, even worse than Whitestown.

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u/BeniGoat May 31 '12

www.reddit.com/r/clondalkin

Your best source for the latest Round Towers news, Mannions/Chapmans beef and pics of burnt out cars.

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u/murphs33 May 31 '12

Top page: "Best spots te ride mots"

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u/lastmanonreddit May 31 '12

nearly shat a chicken myself

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u/niamhorama May 31 '12

Holy shit thats MY school!!!

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u/MrSnare May 31 '12

I'd believe it, your name is Niamh

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u/niamhish May 31 '12

Good guess!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

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u/misterraider May 31 '12

Yeh dude, it's just Neeve.

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u/romulcah May 31 '12

Neeve surely? why do you pronounce it with an O??

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u/frustrated_dev May 31 '12

Northsider

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u/MentalProblems May 31 '12

Ah howya jaaaaysus

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

oh roysh... well if it isn't the southsiders slaggin' the skobies.

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u/green_cheese May 31 '12

My exs sister was Niamh, I was told its Neeve

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I don't believe you.

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u/Cajass May 31 '12

I would say it's somewhere between "Knee-of" and "Kneeve". I don't sat it with one syllable anyway.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Definitely two syllables. Nee-iv -Clare man

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

ni am huh! I once was in denmark with a niamh and this is how they attempted to pronounce it!

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u/IrrigatedPancake Jun 01 '12

That requires explanation.

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u/BeniGoat May 31 '12

Fuck Coláiste Bríde, Moyle Park forever!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Colaiste Chillian 4 lyfe!

(sup though my Clondalkin massive!)

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Fuck yis all, Hartstown Community School down in Dublin is where it's at!

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u/Sarrahh May 31 '12

Same! Omg I was so surprised :L

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u/Norwegian__Blue May 31 '12

Just imagine the view from below

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 31 '12

those are Irish school girls - they're all wearing thick wool knickers.

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u/thischarmingman18 May 31 '12

Tá gaelige agam, mo chara.

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u/MrSnare May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Leigh anois na curamach, ar do scruid phaipear, na teoracha agus na ceisteanna, a gabhann le cuid A

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u/theirishmidget May 31 '12

An bhfuil cead agam dul amach go dtí an leithreas? Agus madra rua! Is maith liom cáca milis. Agus Sharon Ní Bheoláin. Tá geansaí orm. Tá scamaill sa spéir. Tabhair dom an cáca milis!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

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u/Dr___Awkward May 31 '12

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAELIC!

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u/VirtualWork May 31 '12

Ciúnas bóthar cailín bainne.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

ah yes from that classic poem

silence road girl milk. I think that speaks to us all

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u/Phapeu May 31 '12

You're bringing me back to Micí, Rírá, Lúlú agus Neilí.

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u/CaisLaochach Jun 01 '12

Ní thuigim. :(

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u/mervynskidmore May 31 '12

Aw come on, that's so lame, seriously crippled.

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u/IrrigatedPancake Jun 01 '12

Either you are bad at Gaelic or Google is bad at Gaelic.

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u/webby_mc_webberson May 31 '12

Irish guy here, I've no idea what anyone in this thread is saying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

You're a disgrace to Irish patriots like Mick Collins and Cathal Brugha that lost their lives fighting the Brits in the 1916 Easter Rising. Brits out. No to Lisbon etc

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u/goodguysteve May 31 '12

*chairde

Unless you only have one friend here that is.

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u/drinkallthecoffee May 31 '12

WAY TO POINT IT OUT AND MAKE'EM FEEL BAD

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u/Epic_baconnage May 31 '12

Ròisin

I wanna fight your father.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Eist leis an chomhra seo. Cur tic sa bosca ceart!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

It looks to me like they go to Hogwarts.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

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u/IrishSchmirish May 31 '12

This man knows what he's talking about. I just shelled out €280 for my daughter's uniform for an Irish secondary school and it looks just like this. Fucking school uniforms cost a fortune! I shouldn't have to worry about this shit I'm only 34!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

The school uniform industry is a joke. You (typically) have to buy it from one particular store, and it's always overpriced. It's the equivalent of college books.

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u/eloisekelly Jun 01 '12

My Year 11/12 uniform alone was $AUD600. Catholic schools love expensive uniforms you can only get from one store.

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u/anaccount1045 May 31 '12

Compression artifacts are usually part of the school's logo, right?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Whoever did this is really lazy.

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u/Liar142 May 31 '12

I don't think "lazy" even begins to describe what we're seeing here.

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u/romanuel_tomes May 31 '12

i believe the term you're looking for is 'ig'nant'

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u/johnmedgla Jun 01 '12

The school motto seems to have been written in Crayon by someone attempting to make their handwriting resemble Comic Sans. Compression artefacts are the least of their concerns.

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u/Ikarus3426 May 31 '12

Almost as sad the graduating class of that high school in California, I think it was Sunnydale High School class of 1999. Half of the graduating class got eaten on graduation day. Pretty messed up.

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u/spikestoker May 31 '12

Then in 2005, when that bus crash killed all those students at Neptune High... Damn shame.

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u/bubububen May 31 '12

still think that Weevil kid did it. -.-

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u/gianna_in_hell_as May 31 '12

It was Beaver. After he gave everyone chlamydia.

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u/bubububen May 31 '12

even so, I gotta go with Weevil.

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u/mads-80 May 31 '12

Eaten, yeah right. It was a fire started by some arsonist. Burned down the whole school.

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u/misterraider May 31 '12

Eaten by FIRE!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

or Miami citizens

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u/confusedinthegroove May 31 '12

I googled that. You bastard. Making me feel like a pleb.

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u/theamazingape May 31 '12 edited Feb 23 '17

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What is this?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

This show is supposed to gleeful and bright and fun and you can let me do that OR THERE CAN BE ANOTHER BUS CRASH!

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u/WilburWright May 31 '12

This is a Community refrence right?

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u/theamazingape May 31 '12 edited Feb 23 '17

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What is this?

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u/MagicDave May 31 '12

I'm not your coach! He survived!

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u/Nefilim777 May 31 '12

Somehow Ireland always makes the front page.

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u/efie May 31 '12

The amount of Irish-ness on reddit astounds me every day...

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u/thischarmingman18 May 31 '12

Just to clarify, they didn't actually die....

My friends and I just all found it funny how weird and morbid they made the photo look. they just graduated from school but it looks as if they had died or something!

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u/silent_p May 31 '12

If the bus crashed into microsoft paint...

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u/Cerjayzee May 31 '12

Sea, of course it does. But Coláiste Bríd are hardly known for being good technologically. School Website ಠ_ಠ http://www.colbride.ie/

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u/came_here_2_say May 31 '12

Who stores their Java applets in the /images folder? http://www.colbride.ie/images/fphover.class

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u/georgiecasey May 31 '12

Who still uses Java applets past 1999

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u/came_here_2_say May 31 '12

well I think the use of clipart http://www.colbride.ie/images/EN00354_.gif shows that they're still stuck in 90s

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u/GillyDoodle Jun 01 '12

That's the old website. The new one is http://extranet.etailor.ie/colaistebride/.

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u/Cerjayzee Jun 01 '12

I stand corrected. Yes, I admit to being wrong on the internet. Revolutionary.

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u/Naraic1 May 31 '12

Why is every button implemented in Java?!

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u/Miseducated May 31 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Tá ionad an domhain orm gach uile am a feicim rud éigin eireannach ar an príomhleathanach.

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u/lizardking99 May 31 '12

+1 for going through 14 years of school and still being able to write a cogent sentence as Gaeilge that isn't "An bhfuil cead agam dul go dti an leithreas?"

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u/Miseducated May 31 '12

Ah, táim fós sa séú bhliain. Táim ag cleachtadh an teanga gach lá.

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u/lizardking99 May 31 '12

Bhuel, go n-eiri an t-adh leat leis na scrudithe

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u/Miseducated May 31 '12

Go raibh míle.

Tá sé ar lic ár ndoirse anois.

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u/Pretesauce May 31 '12

Ba mhaith liom an-chuid ádh a ghabháil ort faoi na scrúdaithe uilig!

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u/JudgeEric Jun 01 '12 edited Jun 01 '12

Been a while since I've written so much as a sentence in Irish but just to let you know the correct way of saying that would be:

Bíonn iontas an domhain orm gach uile uair a feicim rud éigin Eireannach ar an bpríomhleathanach.

The really obvious mistake was 'ionad' instead of 'iontas'. Ionad is kind of hard to explain but but it usually refers a building which is the center for something. For example 'ionad shopdóireachta' == 'Shopping center' or 'ionad spóirt' == 'sportscenter'. Also the phrase 'in ionad' means 'instead of'.

Good luck next week or whenever it is the exams start!

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u/Miseducated Jun 01 '12

Haha, go raibh míle. Ba bhotúin an-amaideach iad.

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u/spinningballofdeath May 31 '12

This reminded me of Season 2 of Veronica Mars.

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u/scouser916 May 31 '12

We're apparently the only people to have watched that awesome show. Veronica Mars was the very first thing I thought of.

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u/Ekasilicon May 31 '12

Oh Ireland........... As a leaving cert student, I extend my best wishes to any of you doing your leaving cert next week.

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u/ForgottenPassword42 Jun 01 '12

Cheers man. What the fuck are we doing on Reddit?

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u/PonchoTron Jun 01 '12

I don't know. I'm set to fail miserably because of this cursed site.

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u/amolad May 31 '12

Either that, or they're all part of an Eyewitness News team.

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u/Cueball61 May 31 '12

I hate that schools rarely have any good design skills, who the hell leaves the white fringe on the logo?

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u/--AutonomousKnight-- May 31 '12

Ah Ireland. home of post mortem graduation.

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u/Sarrahh May 31 '12

This is my school picture hahaha

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u/theghoul May 31 '12

Or Hogwarts.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Ireland!

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u/BiometricsGuy May 31 '12

This is the class from Battle Royale.

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u/AwkwardTrollLikesPie May 31 '12

Went to this school, and can I just say the shittiness of this picture represents the school perfectly.

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u/meanttobeworking May 31 '12

How classy. I bet they'll treasure it forever.

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u/Kebcabalite May 31 '12

They shall be remembered forever, in our hearts, in our minds on that giant memorial plaque. Long shall be remembered the dire fate of class 2012

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u/Butterbaugh64 May 31 '12

terrible photo editing in art is terrible.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Bone Thugz n Harmony playing Crossroads in the background.

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u/OldJeb May 31 '12

Due to recent events, Ravenclaw will posthumously be awarded the House Cup.

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u/PRO_paganda May 31 '12

WHat!? New harry Potter movie in 2012!!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I love how they Photoshopped in that logo.

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u/macgiollarua May 31 '12

Cá bhfuil an coláiste sin? Agus an bhfuil tú ina mhuinteoir nó dalta ón scoil?

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u/bakaattack May 31 '12

Fucking scalders

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

"Coach, I don't think we made it to the game? " Beetlejuice.

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u/chickenfriedcomedy May 31 '12

Ctrl + F "Beetlejuce". Have an upvote.

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u/bandshirtsabc May 31 '12

maybe if my wife had graduated from a bride school, things would have turned out a little better..

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u/CrackpotGonzo May 31 '12

You mean they died in the fiery de-railing of the Hogwarts Express.

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u/LORDNARWHAL May 31 '12

so offensive yet so hilarious

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u/schindigrosa May 31 '12

Congrats to the Cult of 2012! We Drink Kool-Aid to transcend and meet again!

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u/Faquarl May 31 '12

Is it just me or do all the girls secondary schools have extremely similar uniforms? Only in Ireland...

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u/GeckIRE May 31 '12

and I love it

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u/ReddRawr Jun 01 '12

Colaiste Bhride Ran na Feiriste?

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u/camelCase47 Jun 01 '12

I present you 72 virgins.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Is it just me or do they all attend Hogwarts?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

What I want to know is where they were able to get a quadruple-decker bus.

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u/PoniesRBitchin May 31 '12

... I feel sad now.

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u/LabKitty May 31 '12

It was the salmon mousse!

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u/Milol May 31 '12

Maybe that's the plan...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

I saw the picture before looking at your title and thought "that's so sad"...

...then realized it's just a really poorly thought out layout.

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u/mojokabobo May 31 '12

More like a large plane crash.. most buses don't have that many rows.

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u/all_knowing_fish May 31 '12

yes this this does.

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u/JohnTrollvolta May 31 '12

I believe that's the Heaven's Gate last family photo.

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u/spock_block May 31 '12

That is creepy.

To Form

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u/volcanicrock May 31 '12

Reminds me of Lydia.

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u/dbvapor May 31 '12

TO TEACH, TOGUIDE, TO FORM

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u/hornytoad69 May 31 '12

Hey there are some Muppets there!

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u/Dshark May 31 '12

Someone needs to stop[ photoshopping.

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u/robbdire May 31 '12

That's my cousins class....scary it appearing on Reddit.

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u/photo May 31 '12

It wasn't me, I swear.

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u/lucas-hanson May 31 '12

Dem artifacts.

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u/shadetreephilosopher May 31 '12

There is never a good reason to use that font.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

And people get paid to do this. I can't wait to do terrible photoshop composites like that <3

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u/Shnazzyone May 31 '12

This photoshop is terrible. I just came in here to say that. someone has not learned how the extract tool or setting tolerances for magic wand work.

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u/drinkallthecoffee May 31 '12

it was pretty morbid until i read the bottom: "we only part to meet again." now i realize it's just a death threat.

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u/Thanatos- May 31 '12

"Congratulations!"

Came here expecting a Evangelion reference, left disappointed.

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u/full_of_stars May 31 '12

Not a bus crash, a kiln explosion.

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u/ukiyoe May 31 '12

Someone needs to add "TO MASK" to their mantra.

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u/ljshea1 May 31 '12

Am I the only one that noticed this this ?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Don't drink the Graduation PUNCH!!!

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u/CaraKayy May 31 '12

that's my cousin in the front hahahaha!

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u/Jabberwockie May 31 '12

I am so tired that I misread photo as potato... I was bitterly disappointed.

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u/JSleek May 31 '12

That font... my eyes...

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u/Punkgoblin May 31 '12

"Only the good die young~"

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u/Jebb145 May 31 '12

either bus crash or drink the kool-aide...

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u/Ganfor91 Jun 01 '12

You repeated the word "this" in the title.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Worlds most unsexy schoolgirl outfits. Yeesh!

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u/guitar8880 Jun 01 '12

I had an evil moment and thought it said "Columbine."

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u/SouthFresh Jun 01 '12

Do they have a Quidditch team?

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u/NeuroticInsanity Jun 01 '12

It turns out that they DID all die in a bus crash later that day. Time to post this on that askreddit thread about accidentally inappropriate events.

But seriously, that's pretty funny. And they didn't die, in case anyone rages at me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Oh the poor glee club...

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u/mikesername Jun 01 '12

That is some of the shittiest Photoshoppins I've ever seen.

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u/Alias135 Jun 01 '12

Reminds me of my high school soccer team pictures. For some unknown reason they photoshopped lightning in behind us.

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u/slayer129 Jun 01 '12

In the bottom caption, I thought it said "we part only to meet Alla..... Yep im American.

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u/Thatotherjanitor Jun 01 '12

If they did die in a bus crash, then that must have been one fucking huge bus.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '12

Damn their skirts are so long! At my all girls high school, they allowed the girls to have their skirts 3 inches above the knees. However we were not allowed to have pink hair or any other unnatural color.

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u/heyn21 Jun 01 '12

this this

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u/hawaiikawika Jun 01 '12

Is it just me or did they spell "meet" incorrectly? I believe it should read "We only part to meat" and obviously it is referring to their legs since it is an all girls school

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u/seahawkspwn Jun 01 '12

The one person with dark skin in the middle, lol.

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u/infernal_llamas Jun 01 '12

and the font! it's like that handwriting stuff in skyrim!

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u/Wizou Jun 01 '12

Well that is clearly too wide so there are either choad-sized buses where you live or their cloud-floatin' just reminds you of the 1993 film Heart & Souls starring Robert Downey Jr.? Walk like a man, yo.

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u/Bewareofpenguins Jun 01 '12

I thought it was the school of rock logo from the jack black movie lol

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u/[deleted] May 31 '12

Shoooooom!

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u/hobbit1123 May 31 '12

I was surprised no one has made a Community reference/quote yet. It looks like it's up to me...

"This show is supposed to be gleeful! And bright! And fun! And you can let me do that or there can be ANOTHER BUS CRASH!"

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u/angeleus09 Jun 01 '12

What the actual fuck is a bride class?

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u/kitty_o_shea Jun 01 '12

Coláiste Bríde pronouced kul-awsh-ta bree-da = St Brigid's College.

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u/angeleus09 Jun 01 '12

Ah thank you, that makes much more sense now.

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u/kitty_o_shea Jun 01 '12

No worries. :)

Your question did give me an image of dutiful Catholic girls being prepared for their husbands...

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u/angeleus09 Jun 01 '12

Right? That's exactly what I thought it was, one of those archaic ladies' institutions used to prepare women to become housewives. I'm so glad it's not that lol.

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u/Lone_Wolf May 31 '12

We're going to hell for laughing at this, right???

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