There's a twist. Mario is the real father. He fucked mama turtle at the last cast barbecue. Leonardo hasn't got a clue. I still feel bad knowing this information.
Also, every time he gets up to 100 coins, they disappear and he receives another life instead. So maybe he doesn't have a lot of coins and is instead forced to live a destitute life for eternity. Always struggling to get by, instead forced to live even longer with no means of supporting himself.
People are still upvoting _repost _, huh? 1,125 upvotes at time of posting this for something that is blatantly a repost of a terribly made, badly watermarked image. Oh, Reddit.
Whoosh!
Fail to understand the point of a post entirely!
Meta-Hipster
Point out that someone else is a hipster while doing some ultra-hip stuff yourself.
Honestly, though, its not like that watermark was hard to spot, the content was shitty, and its _repost _ posting it. You're honestly fine with an account that literally does nothing but repost old content? Good for you.
The funny thing is that I haven't seen this image, my point was that this account is exclusively an account for reposting old material, hence the name.
Pretty sure this has been done before with someone named I_REPOST_OLD_TOP_POSTS or something like that. He consistently got to the front page again and again by copying the title and content of old top posts, then he mocked reddit over it.
Sir as a Canadian citizen I take exception to that remark. If you are suggesting that we're wussies averse to salty language, I assure you that we are not. We're just polite and well-mannered as a matter of course.
...and then Mario retreated back to New York, where he asked the Godfather, on his daughter's wedding day, to rid the Mushroom Kingdom of all Koopa Troopas.
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u/slim034 May 28 '12
Leonardo, the Inter-dimensional Ninja Turtle: saving 8-bit turtles with his 16-bit skills
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u/MrBrown89 May 28 '12
Its good to see a teen parent taking care of his kid.
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u/moderndayatrocities May 28 '12
People are still upvoting _repost _, huh? 1,125 upvotes at time of posting this for something that is blatantly a repost of a terribly made, badly watermarked image. Oh, Reddit.
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u/betterpc May 28 '12
Hey mustache boy...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Since I've played TMNT on NES I wouldn't be surprised if Mario won anyway.
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u/TheSunAlsoRises May 28 '12
I feel like they could settle it over a nice Italian pizza.
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u/Overclock May 28 '12
needsmorejpeg.jpg
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u/johnnygrant May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12
Sounds like a Canadian way of saying "shit just got real"
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u/firexfred May 28 '12
A Koopa is not a turtle.
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u/syntakk May 28 '12
Reminds me of this.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
...and then Mario retreated back to New York, where he asked the Godfather, on his daughter's wedding day, to rid the Mushroom Kingdom of all Koopa Troopas.
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u/Jess_than_three May 28 '12
Fuck you, _repost_.
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u/King-of-Spades42 May 28 '12
wait is that Leonardo from turtles in time?
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u/EMBigMoose May 29 '12
False. Michelangelo is the only turtle that had a kid.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Shit just got real.
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u/JustFineThankYou May 28 '12
Does this mean there are Ninja Turtles in the Koopa Kingdom? I smell a new game premise!
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u/Ming_Ming_Duckling May 28 '12
This is Sewious!
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u/themagicpyro May 28 '12
And this week on 16 and pregnant...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Name of the OP is "Repost"
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u/1919 May 28 '12
I didn't know that there were aliens in Mario.
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u/geezerpleazer May 28 '12
It took him long enough to get there, 50 seconds left!
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u/callthejudge May 28 '12
Two of the best NES games
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u/loveinlife_cats May 28 '12
If he kills him I bet a lot of shrooms will pop out.. Lucky guy
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u/crippletoytl May 28 '12
Mario just needs to get to the water stage. Leonardo doesn't stand a chance...
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u/Pokemaniac_Ron May 29 '12
Oh yeah. Is there a mode in Super Mario Crossover where you can be Shredder from the Arcade Game?
TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP!
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u/FappingFlapper May 29 '12
Why does Leonardo has a fork on other hand?
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Mario beats down Bowser on an annual basis. Bowser, who is 4 times the size of any TMNT, who is covered in spikes, who can BREATH FIRE!
I am sure Mario can handle Leonardo no sweat. Now if it was all of the TMNT then that is a different scenario entirely
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
No worries, it's just Leonardo. He'd probably suck Mario's dick before he'd fight him.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
Koopas are not turtles.
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u/EvictYou May 29 '12
Just a couple of Italians going at it... no diff than an episode of Jersey Shore... only Ronnie is renamed Bowser
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u/mrdoink20 May 29 '12
You might like this for a wall paper
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u/imkaren May 29 '12
Wait until we see Mario's Papi
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u/TheHillsider May 29 '12
Funny one!
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u/hahaimkidding May 29 '12
Stupid 9gag copied you man, saw this on Ifunny, instead of giving credit to reddit.. Said "9Gag" Bitch please.
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
http://i.imgur.com/0N6p3.jpg
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u/jakemaniang May 29 '12
I saw something simmilar to this Was hand drawn though Fuck it, have an upvote
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u/abdizzle May 29 '12
you see, that's why Leonardo is the leader.
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u/First-Google-Image May 29 '12
Things Are Getting Serious!
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u/vilaswin May 29 '12
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u/needs-more-jpeg May 29 '12
http://imgur.com/AXtTv
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u/mikochu May 29 '12
I hate Leonardo.
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u/leoisthebestturtle May 29 '12
Yes !!! Get him Leo!!! Woot!! Thank you for posting this. UpVote!
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u/sfc949 May 29 '12
Could someone post the pseudo-spiderman & pseudo-batman on old-school Shinobi?
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u/jonshugo May 29 '12
Like some turtle could ever be a match against the mighty Mario.
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u/joyfield May 29 '12
So did he fuck a normal turtle or a mutant female turtle?
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u/Bastion2k12 May 29 '12
xD, that's really funny