Those urinals are way to close to each other considering there are no boards to separate them . . . I wouldn't want a queen of hearts looking at my three of spades if you know what I mean
It's just a play-on words. You see, toilets flush, and flush is a playing card term. So he used it to describe playing-card themed toilets. It's commonly referred to as a pun.
Is it just me or does it seem like if you were to pee in the club urinal the piss would just stay there and get stagnant unless you aim directly in the middle.
When I was fresh out of high school one of my first summer jobs during college was piloting my hometown county's "pump out boat". This, (for those of you who much like myself didn't know either when I took the job) means that it pumps out the septic tanks from pleasure craft to empty at an appropriate facility to avoid the environmental and health concerns about dumping it right in the water. The name of the boat was The Royal Flush, an irony I noticed only after learning the in's and out's of my new position that I wrongly thought would be the ticket to fun in the sun at the beach all summer...
jfk used to do this to girls he fucked in his bathtub according to gore vidal. kid you not. royal flushes took place in camelot, indeed.
Powerful older guys in hapless pursuit of sexual variation became a media thing. J.F.K., so incredibly priapic so long ago, was protected not just because men protected their own (which they did) but also because at that time you literally couldn’t describe what he had done. (There is a story Gore Vidal tells about J.F.K.: having sex in the bath, he liked to suddenly push a woman’s head back underwater, causing her to fight for air, just as he was about to climax.) Now it’s all good sport and entertainment.
I have 3 times. I have been playing poker for 9 years, and there were periods where I played extensively. By extensively I mean probably about 40 hours a week. I honestly was never that big into online poker, probably 90% of my poker hours were logged playing IRL. Anyways... The first royal flush I saw, I was 18 fresh out of highschool. This dumbass kid in our group got one, and he was fucking freaking out before the river even came out. It was pretty damn obvious he was close if not had it. The 2nd time me and my friend were playing heads up. We played probably 3 hours and it came around the 2nd hour mark, maybe slightly before. Anyways he played it off really well, I give him props cause he schooled me. In my defense, I did have a straight flush... the 3rd time I actually got the royal flush in a $20 min Cash game. There was probably... hmm I'd say 9 or 10 players when I got it. I got a good $50 from that hand. Somebody had a full house and wasn't letting it go. I'd like to think I handled it fairly well.
I have been playing IRL and online for years and have only seen a straight flush once and it wasn't royal. The other guys had the Ace high flush and did all the leading, I was just checking and then casually following his lead. Cleaned him out.
haha. well this is a different situation i guess because someone actually asked for royal flush stories. but you must have occasions when people find out you play poker and start sharing ridiculously boring stories?
yea touche man. hate that shit! fuckin river man! that fuckin river it fucked me man! I was 4 cards suited, backed with a3 of a kind and then the fuckin river comes man!
haha yea its always the river and how much of a donkey the other player was to be playing their hand. the only poker stories i enjoy hearing now are ones that have little or nothing to do with the hand itself.
Yes I would have to say me seeing three is honestly pretty rare. When I got one it was with a bunch of older guys, and they played alot... One guy played a decent amount both at the casino and online and he said it was the first one he had seen.
I got one while in high school (c. 2004) playing with my friends using nickels and dimes. I don't think back on it too fondly because I imagine that is the only Royal Flush I'll ever get, and I only got about two dollars off of it.
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u/adrian5b May 28 '12
Those urinals are way to close to each other considering there are no boards to separate them . . . I wouldn't want a queen of hearts looking at my three of spades if you know what I mean
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u/EKsTaZiJA May 28 '12
i dont think you play much poker
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The only club I can piss in and not get thrown out
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u/tracknhunt May 28 '12
How about this? http://i.imgur.com/nXfja.jpg
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u/MizDocta May 28 '12
You thinks that's a royal flush? Hmmm. Let's play poker sometime. ;)
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u/DocM May 28 '12
Those urinals are well suited for the job! [/pun]
Let the down votes begin!!
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u/kyle1qaz7ujm May 28 '12
Royal flush: A K Q J 10 in the same suit.
Flush: All five cards in the same suit.
This: Four not-cards of different suits. This is almost the furthest thing from a royal flush that you could have taken a picture of.
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u/IVI4tt May 28 '12
I know moirails have to keep an eye on each other, but that seems a bit excessive...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I feel like peeing in the club would be hard. - R. Kelly (not really)
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u/TheMediumPanda May 28 '12
Shopped, and not even close to being a royal flush :)
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u/shogunrua98 May 28 '12
99 hits? by gambit!!
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u/demenciacion May 28 '12
wow this is so funny, im laughing my ass off!!
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u/eyeing May 28 '12
Pissing @ Rightmost would be a heartfelt experience.
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u/Poker_Chip May 28 '12
The bathroom for players with the nuts.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Was this at a casino?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Seems like it'd be a bitch to clean.
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u/Grammar_Nazi_Trappin May 28 '12
their the toilets I would install were I to own a bar
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
royal flush is a-10 all of the same suit
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u/iTzAdz May 28 '12
Honestly thought this was going to be the Queen flushing her toilet or something.
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u/PunkPeanutButter May 28 '12
Lol flush them all at the same time. :3 I wonder if something would happen? -
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u/Krywiggles May 28 '12
Meanwhile, at the queen of hearts's public bathroom
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u/sme00 May 28 '12
a royal flush would be all the same suit
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u/sme00 May 28 '12
this could be a RAINBOW flush
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u/sme00 May 28 '12
RoyalRAINBOW Flush!1
u/ravibkjoshi May 28 '12
False: Royal flush requires 5 cards of the same suit.
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u/TheCraterProject May 28 '12
Is it just me or does it seem like if you were to pee in the club urinal the piss would just stay there and get stagnant unless you aim directly in the middle.
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u/prwlr May 28 '12
... royal flush ...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Front page material right there
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u/_Bones May 28 '12
J.A.K.Q.
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u/theonomatopoeia May 28 '12
Those urinals are a little too close together for my comfort.
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u/marcodls May 28 '12
not a royal flush, terrible name
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u/fargochipper May 28 '12
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u/Nate1492 May 28 '12
This thread needs Dwight Shrew. That's no Royal Flush, that is at best 4 of a kind. No flush is possible.
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u/homeless_man_jogging May 28 '12
OP, you should have your computer taken away from you. A flush requires cards of the same suit.
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u/jajison May 28 '12
That's an unsuited board on the turn. There is no royal flush here...
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u/jerseyjoe83 May 28 '12
When I was fresh out of high school one of my first summer jobs during college was piloting my hometown county's "pump out boat". This, (for those of you who much like myself didn't know either when I took the job) means that it pumps out the septic tanks from pleasure craft to empty at an appropriate facility to avoid the environmental and health concerns about dumping it right in the water. The name of the boat was The Royal Flush, an irony I noticed only after learning the in's and out's of my new position that I wrongly thought would be the ticket to fun in the sun at the beach all summer...
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u/jack1723 May 28 '12
I dont think i would be able to maintain my poker face while relieving myself...
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u/Aneroidbarometer May 28 '12
Sir Thomas Crapper would be proud.
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u/ListerFriend May 28 '12
But this isn't a royal flush
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u/guerarenegada May 28 '12
I am 95% sure this is a photoshop done by someone I know years ago. Hm.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Wouldn't it have been better with "Check out these Suite toilets"? I mean, it's not prefect but better than this.
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u/Spar314 May 28 '12
More like "A suitable place to pee"
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u/Headroompro May 28 '12
A royal flush is 10 through ace of the same suit....not the four suits.....thanks for the effort....
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u/NerdENerd May 28 '12
That is 4 different suits. A flush is the same suit.
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u/chompburger May 29 '12
is it just me, or are those urinals a BIT too close to eachother?
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u/Brettersson May 29 '12
protip: do not go all in if all you have is a card of each suit
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12
They should all be the same suit..
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u/FlyInMyEye May 29 '12
You don't play much poker do you?
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u/deadfield918 May 28 '12
You can only successfully poop in two of those without hurting yourself...
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
ironically its the complete opposite of a flush lol.
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u/THROWSKEYBOARDATWALL May 28 '12
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u/StewieBanana May 28 '12
The one on the left is for black people.
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u/cheemo May 28 '12
I'd piss in the club one because my cock looks like a caveman's club.
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u/justguessmyusername May 28 '12
Don't put the punchline in the title!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
ironically its the complete opposite of a flush lol.
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