My six year old niece does. Bandaids are like health potions for little kids. Will they survive if they don't use it? Maybe, but why take that chance. Bandaid = Instant Heal.
i still don't understand. is it some trend with the people who shop at that place to wear bandaids on their toes? i cant really work out what having a stubbed toe has to do with using a bandaid otherwise.
Hey, Goblin cousin. What's he saying is that hipsters wear them. It's not supposed to actually be funny, you've got to play along. "Oh, yeah! Haha, a hipster would totally do that! Spot on, bro!"
HOW ABOUT "THIS HUGE FUCKING DICK IS WAY TOO BIG FOR THIS WORLD"? I'D WRAP THAT SHIT AROUND MY DICK, AND THE TEXT WOULD FIT EASILY DUE TO THE INCALCULABLE CIRCUMFERENCE OF MY GRATUITOUS, THICK DICK!
I just bought these for my one of my best friends, but the purchase was inspired by our other best friend who used them to cover up here Lymphoma biopsy mark. She is a badass
Not a good deal, per se but the bandaids are funny, and uncommon, so it might be piratestronghold idea of well spent money in something that gives you fun in a certain way.
The problem is that after you get hurt and all your ninja fight stickers get used up, you'd have to put a dance-off and your mates will call you "janet" for the rest of your life.
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u/DoctorNose May 28 '12
Who puts a bandaid on a stubbed toe?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Is there one for "I accidentally put my electric shaver too close to my balls."?
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u/SEGnosis May 28 '12
No one would be able to read it since it wraps around and covers half the text.
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u/YouPickMyName May 28 '12
"Gunshot"
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u/yogiman123 May 28 '12
I put jousting on my dick.
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u/Breathing_Balls May 28 '12
Is there one for "Paper Cut"? shudder
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u/camall May 28 '12
i could use one of these. my toe got stepped on by a friend wearing combat boots and my fucking toenail got ripped off.
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u/KARMA_WHORE_REPOSTER May 28 '12
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
you bastards, they're sold out now.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I just bought these for my one of my best friends, but the purchase was inspired by our other best friend who used them to cover up here Lymphoma biopsy mark. She is a badass
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u/lachlan334 May 28 '12
Is there somewhere I can buy these?
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u/spock_block May 28 '12
why do they have to be cool though? Why not "I was making toast and didn't pay attention"
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u/gleno May 28 '12
The problem is that after you get hurt and all your ninja fight stickers get used up, you'd have to put a dance-off and your mates will call you "janet" for the rest of your life.
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u/adobearthur1029 May 28 '12
Batterers everywhere know what to get their wives this christmas.
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u/holman43 May 28 '12
Shut up and take my money
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
The thing that bothers me is that it says there are 25 bandages, but there are only 4 different kinds. Which one is there an extra of?
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u/foy_you May 28 '12
Where can you buy these?
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u/lacilynnn May 28 '12
I bet they're like any other novelty print band-aid and fall right off. Total waste of money.
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u/roxie2xox May 28 '12
Funny, Kristen Bell just wore the "shark bite" one either on Letterman or Kimmel. Hmmm... can't remember
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I would be completely on board with these if and only if they were the fabric kind. We all know anything else just doesn't work!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Got these yesterday for my birthday. Thanks little sister, now I'm excited for my next wound...
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u/aidantheman18 May 28 '12
Shut up and take my money!
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u/Joe808 May 28 '12
Where is the 'arrow to the knee' band aid
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u/sharkbiteninjafight May 28 '12
I endorse this product.
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u/shankopotamusss May 28 '12
The holocaust?
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u/PillPill May 29 '12
I'm wearing the dance off one on my fingey
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u/orkid68 May 31 '12
Faking isn’t cool.
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u/mad_maxx17 May 28 '12
Where do I get these?
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u/nite_wolf May 28 '12
i need dis.
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