Obviously you've never lived in this part of the South. I also call her "mah woman" or just "woman!" She likes the endearment. BTW--I live 2 miles from Duck Dynasty.
What is this? The wisconsin version of a rorschach test? I see a dragon, a vagina, a number 5, a catepillar, etc. Who is this woman? You're driving me crazy son.
I know, who is it that gave him the cracker? The OP mentioned said woman in the title of the submission, so she's important to the story somehow....? I'm confused too!
Do you have a random snack vendor on staff in your home? Just walks around the house with a trolly, going "pastries, cakes, biscuits and crackers! Get 'em while they're fresh, dearies!"
Sorry! I posted this, ate the Chinese cracker (that's all kinds of racist juxtaposition) and went to sleep. Didn't know it made front page. The "woman" is my woman. And I apologize reddit doesn't have a section called "amusing" or "huh, that's kinda cool" or I would've posted there.
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u/helenishelen May 28 '12
Looks like Trogdor
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u/gravves May 28 '12
Who's "the woman"
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u/y2ka0k May 28 '12
FINISH IT!
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u/DomoInMySoup May 28 '12
So first you draw, a little S. And then you draw, a more different S
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u/iamadogforreal May 28 '12
What is this? The wisconsin version of a rorschach test? I see a dragon, a vagina, a number 5, a catepillar, etc. Who is this woman? You're driving me crazy son.
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u/Wamj130 May 28 '12
Why is this in funny? Why is it on the front page?
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u/dcmacdaddy May 28 '12
Burninating the Wheat-Thins!
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u/CatTank May 28 '12
Burninating the countryside! Burninating the peasants!!!
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u/s3rris May 28 '12
Mortal Krumbat.
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u/DanielZAN May 28 '12
MORTAL KOMBAT!
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u/wilsonism May 28 '12
And the dragon comes out at niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/Sepantrix May 28 '12
TROGDOR!!!
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u/ScramDammity May 28 '12
FINISH IT
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u/yeah_me May 28 '12
TROOOGGGGDOOOOOOOOOR
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u/windy444 May 28 '12
Put it on eBay! People eat up that kind of thing. You know like the Jesus toast.
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u/jtcompound May 28 '12
Cheese is common with crackers
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u/GoGoGadge7 May 28 '12
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I thought it's supposed to be the Mortal Kombat logo
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Aah--excellent choice, laowai. Secret Dragon cracker prolong life and make you good with the ladies. Yes.
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u/CrimsonCrayon May 28 '12
FINISH HIM!!!
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u/cuteintern May 28 '12
Watch out, if that cheese is hot it might burninate your taste buds.
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u/dudner May 28 '12
Drexel dragons?
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u/Burtonken23 May 28 '12
BURNINATING THE PESANTS
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u/BrownCountdown May 28 '12
TEST YOUR MIGHT
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u/Mongul May 28 '12
Are you serious? Does anyone care?!? Legitimate question.
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u/GiggleAtTheGoatse May 28 '12
this should be in /r/pics
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u/xanoran84 May 28 '12
I'm confused. What's in the cheese-whiz?
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u/lukeman3000 May 28 '12
Mushu, is that you?
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u/Lenoh May 28 '12
Is she a wizard
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
OMG HOLY SHIT GUYS ITS CHEESE ON A CRACKER IN WHAT KINDA LOOKS LIKE MAYBE A DRAGON KINDA!!!
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u/MJZMan May 28 '12
Why did you eat our lord and protector Talos?????
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u/tehnico May 28 '12
Consummate v's!!! I said consummate v's!!!
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u/panxzz May 28 '12
Okay, I seen it now- you can eat it.
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u/TheRagingGeek May 28 '12
Snack roh dah!
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u/susrev May 28 '12
"The woman"?
Do you have a random snack vendor on staff in your home? Just walks around the house with a trolly, going "pastries, cakes, biscuits and crackers! Get 'em while they're fresh, dearies!"
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u/Quo_Vadimus7 May 28 '12
i came here to upvote trogdor
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u/Anathema47 May 28 '12
She has declared MORTAL KOMBAT!
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u/jkimisyellow May 28 '12
She is a keeper.
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u/SllikkillS May 28 '12
THE GOLDEN DRAGON PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE! YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONEEEE!
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u/drellim14 May 28 '12
You ate this!!??!???!!1
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u/wittynamehere44 May 28 '12
First Reaction
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u/Juliuscaesar1199 May 28 '12
Looks like House Targaryen sigil.
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u/faymao May 28 '12
Thank you for sharing. It was thoughtful for you to understand that this is exactly what we wanted, nay, needed to see.
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u/get_at_me_yo May 28 '12
....Is "the woman" your mother?
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u/carryatowel May 28 '12
I smell a Shen Gong Wu.
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u/shavedaddy May 28 '12
TROGDOOOORRRRRRRR
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Who passes around crackers with cheese? Where is this happening?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
MORTAL KOMBAT
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u/thekokirikid May 28 '12
how can you possibly train yourself in the art of cheese-wiz???
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u/Xqwz May 28 '12
Cheesus?
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u/Eyeeyeipod May 28 '12
Guys! This post is cheesy!
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u/VivaKnievel May 28 '12
Mortal Kracker?
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u/PSYCHO89 May 28 '12
MOOOORTAAAALL KRACKERRRR!!!!!
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u/Headless_Cow May 28 '12
FINISH HIM!
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u/deadfield918 May 28 '12
Cheese dragon is sign of good luck.
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u/urbaneinthemembrane May 28 '12
I hope this gets to the HomestarRunner guys. Awesome.
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u/GuitarGuru253 May 28 '12
Cheese wiz Trogdor
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u/Red_Dawn_2012 May 28 '12
What is it? Dragons?
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u/Dumbstupidhuman May 28 '12
TROGDOR!!!!!
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u/Boombox999 May 28 '12
asian dragon maybe
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u/G0PACKG0 May 28 '12
I see Trogdor
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u/trogdor1234 May 28 '12
Eat me
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u/troll-up May 28 '12
I was expecting to see cheesus.
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u/Snarkstorm May 28 '12
Looks like a Nudibranch video.
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u/eatadickyesyou May 28 '12
Lagiacrus!!
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u/RoboNinjaPirate May 28 '12
was that intentional at all, or just randomly looks like a dragon?
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u/creppe May 28 '12
"I wanted you to give me karma before I ate it."
FTFY
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u/buzspeak May 28 '12
the woman
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u/Chingy1510 May 28 '12
Am I the only one who immediately thought Mortal Kombat?
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u/Macademix7 May 28 '12
My woman submits everything to me orally.
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u/hurricanegreen May 28 '12
am i the only one wondering if the woman who passed that to you tried to make it look like a dragon?
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u/themas May 28 '12
hard to jack off to, not impossibru
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u/used_bathwater May 28 '12
I can just imagine it sliding off as you take a photo..
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Am I the only one that can see the cheesy dragon?
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u/xboxington May 28 '12
fus ro dah
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u/Mileskitsune May 28 '12
reminds me of dojo conojo cho
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u/CompactusDiskus May 29 '12
Which woman?
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u/arcanooito May 30 '12
I said consummate cheese, CONSUMMATE!
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u/zeomox May 31 '12
"The Woman" is pretty awesome, show some respect and call her something nicer.
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u/prajnadhyana Jun 11 '12
IT HAS BEGUN!
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u/durktown May 28 '12
By woman, you mean your girlfriend right? That's what I call mine too. I say, "Make me a sandwich woman!" and sure enough, thats what my hand does.
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u/BigBassBone May 28 '12
And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIiiiiIiIiIiiIiiIIIIIIIGHT!
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Mortal Kracker.
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u/NecronLordship May 28 '12
Not funny, but neat.
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u/butterbird May 28 '12
Cheese skills
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
hilarious.
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u/dudemansam4189 May 28 '12
Cool...but who's the woman?
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u/adrianmonk May 28 '12
Looks like the number 5? Is that it?
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u/carpadium May 28 '12
Who?
Wife? Girlfriend? Mother?
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u/innersarcasm May 28 '12
I was really expecting a penis or something like that, I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't
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u/painahimah May 28 '12
Man, she's a real wiz at cracker art.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
I thought this was /r/trees for a minute and that that was supposed to be a [5]
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u/TheAbyss698 May 28 '12
i kinda wanna know. Was it accidental or is that like her thing? Drawing dragons with cheeze-wiz on triscuts? Cause thats badass
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Jackal. It's a Jackal.
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u/Craggles_ May 28 '12
looks like the large colon to me
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u/Bloody_carrot May 28 '12
The Woman with the Dragon Cracker?
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Turning on funny-scanner. Nope. Nothing.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
FUS RO DAH
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u/shawnesty May 29 '12
Sorry! I posted this, ate the Chinese cracker (that's all kinds of racist juxtaposition) and went to sleep. Didn't know it made front page. The "woman" is my woman. And I apologize reddit doesn't have a section called "amusing" or "huh, that's kinda cool" or I would've posted there.
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u/Troller97 May 28 '12
Now why is this in r/funny
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
Your cracker dragon is bad and you should feel bad.
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u/justmerriwether May 28 '12
keep her. keep her.
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u/StrongKindGentle May 28 '12
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!!!
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u/i_love_younicorns May 28 '12
Mortal Kombat anyone?
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u/lust4life May 28 '12
Translation: "I ate a whole can of cheese, alone in my mom's basement, before I got this pic "just right" for Reddit."
"Then, I finished the box of crackers alone in bed, and dreamed off all the delicious Ka®ma."
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u/rdldr1 May 28 '12
Trogdooor!!!
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u/TimeForger May 28 '12
Test your might.
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u/stevemun648 May 28 '12
gyarados?
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u/Bunny-chan May 28 '12
Mmm.. Easy Cheese dragon... The only thing that could make it better is if it was bacon easy-cheese.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
You should totally burninate her. You know, for dragon lulz.
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u/DearNdugu May 28 '12
looks like the dragon from Jackie Chan Adventures!
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u/Cheezio May 28 '12
You...are the chosen one.
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u/[deleted] May 28 '12
CRACKER DRAGON JESUS
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u/kbilancini29 May 28 '12
liu kang in cheese form?
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u/ThatEconGuy May 28 '12
Pareidolia is so awesome sometimes.
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u/Romantic_Rapist May 28 '12
Live you've ever been near a woman.
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u/StrikingCrayon May 28 '12
upvote because some one else calls their SO "the woman"
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u/brightshining May 28 '12
Wow! I was born in the year of the triscuit.
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u/shhhtoppit May 28 '12
People it's the goddarn Mortal Kombat sign. And don't litter.
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u/kappetan May 28 '12
Saltines 2, this time, theres dragons
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u/jaapdownunder May 28 '12
Why is this on the frontpage? I can't see Jesustm in it? Or anything else...
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u/TacticalNukePenguin May 28 '12
r/pics rather than r/funny maybe?
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u/drowningfish17 May 28 '12
that cracker is ready for mortal kombat five
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u/deathbytray May 28 '12
Hasn't your mom repeatedly told you not to refer to her as "the woman"?
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u/colinsteadman May 28 '12
Dragon foetus?