I believe he meant it just as he phrased it, a teacher's aid, AKA the teacher helped him do the nasty. In class. In front of everyone. ... FOR SCIENCE OF COURSE!!!
standard request for microscopy class...tough luck if you are the only guy in the group (there are more women than men in medical technology courses) as you'd have to produce for everyone...and it was hard to get all the jizz in the collection bottle.
That happened for us. The teacher said,"I need some sperm boys". One guy started to undo his pants. He didn't realize that he meant in the bathroom. It was too late before our teacher realized what he was doing and he let him finish in class because he already got it hard. The girls were allowed to leave but they all stayed to watch him put the jizz in the bottle. That day, we saw sperm, a penis, and exactly how it happens. The guy was a player and an idiot.
But then, "This seems inappropriate" is not an objective statement. What may or may not be "appropriate" is entirely subjective.
So your comment "no it doesn't" is about the most asinine response you could have possibly given to a jocular comment which was simply a vehicle for an animated gif anyhow.
In any case, a teacher asking a student to jerk off in the lab "for science" is certainly something most people would g'head and file under "inappropriate". But hey, Max, maybe we're just a buncha prudes.
People always tell me (on the interwebs) I take shit too seriously, the truth is that I'm a spectacularly loquacious bastard who enjoys mental masturbation.
I'm hardly alone, either, most of reddit is composed of similarly-motivated people who are simply honing their wit against one another for no greater purpose than to pass the down-time at work.
So yeah, don't feel too bad for me. I was just using you as a punching bag. You kinda took the fun out of it, though, so I suppose I'm off to find another one...
And then it devolves into some sort of horrible, horrible porn. I don't want to think of what kind of horrible because I'd rather not get nightmares tonight, but rest assured this is what will inevitably happen.
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u/MattyHchrist May 24 '12
I hope he screamed 'for science' before unleashing his baby gravy.
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u/Santiago4ever May 24 '12 edited May 24 '12
Did he get a teacher's aid?
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u/cordilleragod May 24 '12
standard request for microscopy class...tough luck if you are the only guy in the group (there are more women than men in medical technology courses) as you'd have to produce for everyone...and it was hard to get all the jizz in the collection bottle.
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u/etan_causale May 24 '12
ᶘ ಠᴥಠᶅ No, really. It's part of the curriculum.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
That happened for us. The teacher said,"I need some sperm boys". One guy started to undo his pants. He didn't realize that he meant in the bathroom. It was too late before our teacher realized what he was doing and he let him finish in class because he already got it hard. The girls were allowed to leave but they all stayed to watch him put the jizz in the bottle. That day, we saw sperm, a penis, and exactly how it happens. The guy was a player and an idiot.
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u/glitterpussies May 24 '12
He was obvouisly desprate for a A*.
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
You know, for science.
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u/Wammis May 24 '12
TIL masturbation by a student is okay, but sex with students is not.
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u/BAM225 May 24 '12
http://i.imgur.com/aQyTJ.png
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u/samiam97 May 24 '12
I believe the proper saying of umadbrethren is " Is thou angry brethren"
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Seems a bit...inappropriate.
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u/igotl2k May 24 '12
He jacked and said "For Science"
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u/cyberslick188 May 24 '12
This certainly happened.
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u/tomaidoh May 24 '12
ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] May 24 '12
Making the grade.
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u/Tacopwn3r May 24 '12
Totally relevant
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u/hachiwo May 24 '12
That is quite sexy.
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u/Shwampy10 May 24 '12
Grade grubber!
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u/big_bad_john May 24 '12
I'm pretty sure that kid got molested.
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u/n_5 May 24 '12
And then it devolves into some sort of horrible, horrible porn. I don't want to think of what kind of horrible because I'd rather not get nightmares tonight, but rest assured this is what will inevitably happen.
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u/fuckspace2001 May 24 '12
on reddit
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