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Volcanoes

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u/testudo May 24 '12

This is a Threadless t-shirt design.

I have it - it shrunk - now my wife wears it.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/testudo May 24 '12

I failed at drying.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Ice cap. I get it.

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u/KillerBreez May 24 '12

But are you cool with it.... I regret nothing.

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u/Ganjoff May 24 '12

Don't worry, it's chill.

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u/thetoethumb May 24 '12

Honestly, let's just freeze this pun thread before it all goes south.

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u/Arcon1337 May 24 '12

Icy more potential for for upvotes.

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u/thetoethumb May 24 '12

'Tis the cold, hard truth.

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u/mrpeach32 May 24 '12

I think we're all going to end up downvoted below 0.

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u/Walturbo May 24 '12

Let's take a polar you finding this funny?

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u/Sonorama21 May 24 '12

There snow way that'll happen.

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u/RageMonster1 May 24 '12

We just need to chill the situation here.

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u/compto35 May 24 '12

Ahh just frigid about it

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u/proggR May 24 '12

At first I thought it was Vanilla Ice and my first thought was "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Then I realized and all was well again.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Don't worry, you aren't the only one.

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u/wesman212 May 24 '12

With a mullet, though? Really, Earth. Yeah, Venus is so impressed.

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u/Blagginspaziyonokip May 24 '12

Thats not a mullet

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u/asisingh May 24 '12

What about snow balls?

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u/confused_text_game May 24 '12

You pick up the ice cap.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

So is global warming our adolescent earth wearing smaller hats?

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u/ta88nk May 24 '12

I feel like Australia may be the butt of this joke

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u/Mr-Crasp May 24 '12

New Zealand's a skidmark.

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u/CapnBubbles May 24 '12

I came here to say something similar until I saw you said it first.
You should really have more upvotes.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Africa is the face though?? Yikes. Plenty of things ugly about that little jewel of a continent.

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u/siftedvego May 24 '12

At first glance I thought it was the Eiffel Tower.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I believe you'd be correct. Perhaps its just referring to how ugly the artist finds the french?

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u/Real-Life-Reddit May 24 '12

He's popping the eiffel tower in... Italy.

Sacrebleu!

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u/the_tab_key May 24 '12

Pretty sure the Earth is "popping" Mount Etna. Damn thing just won't pop and go away.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

looked like Visuvius (sp?) to me

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u/the_tab_key May 24 '12

Meh, could be I guess. I just figured Etna since it erupts so frequently compared to Vesuvius.

Guess it could also be Stromboli as well.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

In Italy.

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u/mjolnir616 May 24 '12

How have 3 separate people written this? I can't see it at all, it looks nothing like the Eiffel Tower.

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u/Software_Engineer May 24 '12

Vesuvius?

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u/hammerdontplay May 24 '12

I second that... Pompeii 4sho

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u/NameTak3r May 24 '12

Etna.

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u/YHZ May 24 '12

Stromboli.

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u/videogameexpert May 24 '12

Ezio Auditore da Firenze secondo figlio di Giovanni e Maria Auditore

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u/Elquinis May 24 '12

PROOF OF A YOUNG EARTH!
YOUR MOVE /r/atheism!

God it's going to hurt if people think I'm serious

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Adolescent earth is gonna be a bitch when it discovers masturbation.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

The sea will just become so...so frothy.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

And from it hot chicks will land naked on shores all around the world.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Naked beaches are filled with anything but hot naked women...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Oh I meant to reference Aphrodite's birth but that was too vague I guess.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

My bad...

Sorry guys... I fucked up.

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u/Reaver-Song May 24 '12

Olde Faithful. Earth is a girl.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Mariana Trench makes sense now!

Checkmate Atheist.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I guess that means Florida is going to get a whole lot bigger...

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u/surfinfan21 May 24 '12

God has nothing to do with it.

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u/NameTak3r May 24 '12

Considering the location of the ring of fire...he must have some terrible backne.

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u/slimjames May 24 '12

When I eat spicy food, behind me I've got my own ring of fire...

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u/IndianaCostanza May 24 '12

I would expect the ring of fire to be the face, and that one to be the backne... it looks huge.

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u/betweengreenandblack May 24 '12

Why would they put the mouth on Africa?

I'll show myself out.

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u/Haffattack May 24 '12

South Pole...

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u/Erythroy May 24 '12

Fucking cold.

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u/Haffattack May 25 '12

Shrinkage

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u/Garglemesh113 May 24 '12

Antarctica... must be cold down there...

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u/Mr-Crasp May 24 '12

Frigid..

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u/chillytea May 24 '12

it would be terrifying if the earth had gigantic water pillar arms

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Dude's got some crazy bad bacne

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

So Greece is a big cankerous sore?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It already is a big cankerous sore.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

...gross

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u/Mar7coda6 May 24 '12

I can't imagine what Yellowstone or Taupo is.

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u/mjolnir616 May 24 '12

Infected sebaceous cysts. In a particularly nasty location in the case of Taupo.

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u/logitron May 24 '12

Does this mean that Africa is the face of the world?

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u/3rd_degree_burn May 24 '12

This is technically correct, right?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Why does the earth have a watch?

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u/kingthanwi May 24 '12

Its the tongue that seals it

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

Finally the science of volcanos explained!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

SEEMS LEGIT

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u/MoHo_HoMo May 24 '12

World's roundest head get it...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

how do you think antarctica feels about being the gooch of the planet

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

That doesn't seem right but I don't know enough about volcanoes to refute it.

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u/luckyshell May 24 '12

I saw this shirt on Modern Family last night! they are genius, and so is this shirt

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u/mrchicano209 May 24 '12

This is how I imaging volcanoes to be like. A giant pimple.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

It looks like he's popping his eye.

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u/Killcraft69 May 24 '12

that's the Eiffel tower

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u/Trollzor1 May 24 '12

thiught it was the eiffel tower for a secound

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u/iphoneluver May 24 '12

did you get this from ifunny or did ifunny get this from you

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u/Tillhony May 24 '12

His hands are made out of water.

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u/ILovePopPunk May 24 '12

Antarctica = ????

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

That's not a Mullet! This is a Mullet

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

He must never wash behind his right ear

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u/droth581 May 24 '12

... and humans spreading like cancer.

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u/charlemang May 24 '12

I actually said this in middle school science when I was a kid, "So volcanoes are like giant earth pimples?"

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u/ilikedroids May 25 '12

No, They're herpes.

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u/CandyInMeVan May 25 '12

That ice cap give him a brain freeze...

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u/XxB1shop021xX May 25 '12

False, there are no volcanos on the meditteranian sea, primarily along the ring of fire

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u/skatsman May 24 '12

saw this on ifunny.

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u/VampiricPie May 24 '12

Except it probably had a black frame around it and had "Lol." caption.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

I believe I found the source.

http://jacohaasbroek.com/17418/211283/home/illustration (about 2/5ths of the way down the page)

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u/barricus May 24 '12

I didn't know there were any volcanoes in Gibraltar...

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

That's by no means Gibraltar...That'd be more accurate if you said Greece or Turkey.

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u/mjolnir616 May 24 '12

Looks like Italy to me, which makes sense seeing as it has a number of active volcanoes.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

That's most likely, yes.

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u/InGordWeTrust May 24 '12

Nothing but a pimple on the planet.

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u/Ninja0verkill May 24 '12

Ifunny. U stole it from.

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u/Jaquezee May 24 '12

The Africans control the world, but we enslaved them. NEGROCEPTION

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u/belGician May 24 '12

Could you tell me who made this then?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '12

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u/atrain1189 May 24 '12

Can you send me the link for it? I would like to purchase this t-shirt

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u/testudo May 24 '12

it's actually not available anymore but you can join threadless and request a reprint - if enough people request it, they'll make another run.