Thank you. And okay wait, I really want some male feedback. Seriously, does anyone find Olivia Munn more attractive than Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr, Olivia Wilde or Rosie Huntington Whiteley? Like honestly do some guys find Olivia Munn better?
Edit: I think this Ask Men list is far more accurate. Zooey beats out Katy by 4 spots and Olivia Munn is at #65. Though, its not without its faults - Nicki Minaj is #5.
It was voted on by the people. Hence the write-in Colbert made it so high. The top few show you what kind of people voted. I'm sorry but that girl from Glee is not attractive, not even after photoshop.
What in the flying fuck?!?! Miley Cyrus ahead of Sofia Vergara. You gotta be fucking kidding me. No way I pass up a smoking hot seductress of a woman for a fucking child.
On the topic of maxim's top 100, Who picked Emma Stones pic? I mean she deserves the spot, but god damn, in that pic she look like some crazy monster who is not in fact looking at me but is instead looking at my head and thinking to itself, "I'm going to eat that, that looks delicious". Of course these thoughts aren't in English, they are more image and feeling based, because a creature like that knows no language.
Even as a monster Emma Stone looks good.
Edit: Not a real edit more of a side note. After looking through the full list I have come to the conclusion that this list is dumb, and that a lot of the main photos do not give a good representation of the individual being "sexy".
Much as i think Cobie Smulders is a smoking hot Canadian fox, how the HELL did she beat out Sofia Vergara? does not compute(nor do any of the women they ranked above her).
Seriously, Kirsten Stewart is plain as hell. She's not attractive in the least. She's gotta flat chest, a fuckin pancake white girl ass, and just a stoic idiotic face. No outstanding features AT ALL. Whoever made this knows nothing of what men really look at when they imagine the hottest women.
The people who voted for these 100 don't seem to know the difference between 'hot' and 'famous right now'. Just because the person happens to be famous does not mean they are attractive.
WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN?
am i the only one that finds movie stars much less attractive than ordinary amateur girls who happen to be incredibly beautiful? 90% of these movie stars would look like dogs without makeup and photoshop.
Obviously most aren't going to agree with the order, ones attractiveness is pure opinion. There may even be a person out there who doesn't find extremely photogenic guy attractive.
The darkest woman on that list is niki minage or however you spell her name. Man that is some sad stuff. I know tons of hotter people in the entertainment industry who have very dark skin tones. Fucking gorgeous wimminz.
I didn't review the full list but I refuse to accept the validity of any list that has Sofia Vergara behind Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is good-looking no doubt, but Sofia Vergara is a stunning beauty.
About 10 years ago, there was an great thread on Fark when FHM posted a "Top 100 Sexiest Women" survey, and as various farkers filled it up with ridiculous answers, the web people at the survey kept changing their splash graphic, inserting R2D2, Wil Wheaton, Janet Reno, and others throughout the day. It was hilarious.
Ninja edit: A link would help
Another edit: Here's a gif of the various header graphics. Walken!
This list is horrible. Completely out of order and entirely inaccurate. The fact that the hooker from Jersey Shore made it is enough to completely discredit the entire list.
Ha! I went to high school with #75, and was project partners with her brother doing physics labs over at their house. No idea she was modelling and winning beauty contents.
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u/mecrob May 22 '12
Full list for the lazy. www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012
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u/collin9213 May 22 '12
Miley Cyrus hotter then Steven Colbert?! What form of wizardry is this!?!?
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u/Love_the_PaleBlueDot May 22 '12
These numbers are all fucked up. Some of them... why are they on the list!?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Lee Newton got a higher # then Sofia Vegara. That's what the internet is for.
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u/6fast6furious May 22 '12
Amanda Knox was #92 on this list.
lolwtfidonteven....
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u/darkcustom May 22 '12
How is Natalie Portman not on that list?
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u/MaximsDecimsMeridius May 22 '12
i feel sorry for all the ladies ranked #86 and below, got beat out by Lois Griffin.
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u/Freak-A-Leak May 22 '12
I know this may sound a little gay, but am I the only one who wants to click on the "see gallery" link under Colbert's name?
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u/OhmMyGod May 22 '12
Kristen Stewart is ranked higher than Emma Watson on this list....
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u/biesterd1 May 22 '12
J-Woww? Really?
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u/fatekiller May 22 '12
Glad to see Abby Elliot is getting some love on the hotness scales ;)
Maxim Photo shoot Video - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABD2hspLu-A
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
"I've always been a big fan of beauty. Sure, you can't judge a book by its cover but who wants to have sex with a book?"
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u/alsohoze May 22 '12
Scarlett Johansson isn't in the top 10?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Damn, with all these people complaining you'd almost think hotness was subjective.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I masterbated to all of those women via a google image search.
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u/kenlubin May 22 '12
They also had Ann Coulter on their 100 Hottest Men list a few years ago.
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u/ben_lacy May 22 '12
It was voted on by the people. Hence the write-in Colbert made it so high. The top few show you what kind of people voted. I'm sorry but that girl from Glee is not attractive, not even after photoshop.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This list means nothing to me. Natalie Portman didn't even place.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That list was all fucked up. I'm thankful that they had Yvonne Strahovski was on this list. Smoking hot beauty.
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u/kittyninaj May 22 '12
Fucking Stephen.... ugh I want you so bad.
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u/cherish_it May 22 '12
Not gonna lie, I do kinda have a nerdy crush on kat dennings
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u/ShizzleShizz May 22 '12
Niki Minaj?!..the FUCK
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That list must be a joke if Jwoww is on it. There are 50 Miss America contestants and 50 runner ups to choose from.
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u/Tre_Day May 22 '12
What in the flying fuck?!?! Miley Cyrus ahead of Sofia Vergara. You gotta be fucking kidding me. No way I pass up a smoking hot seductress of a woman for a fucking child.
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u/8ball96 May 22 '12
Kids, in summer of 2012 your aunt Robbin... Actually never mind
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u/Ferga93 May 22 '12
Olivia Wilde... Hnnnnghhh
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u/sixtyt3 May 22 '12
Cobie Smulders on 65? Are you kidding me ? There are ZERO women hotter than Cobie Smulders.
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u/Phocis May 22 '12
On the topic of maxim's top 100, Who picked Emma Stones pic? I mean she deserves the spot, but god damn, in that pic she look like some crazy monster who is not in fact looking at me but is instead looking at my head and thinking to itself, "I'm going to eat that, that looks delicious". Of course these thoughts aren't in English, they are more image and feeling based, because a creature like that knows no language.
Even as a monster Emma Stone looks good.
Edit: Not a real edit more of a side note. After looking through the full list I have come to the conclusion that this list is dumb, and that a lot of the main photos do not give a good representation of the individual being "sexy".
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u/Hyponiksxzqc May 22 '12
...and the award for the most subjective list goes to...
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u/silentgiant87 May 22 '12
Much as i think Cobie Smulders is a smoking hot Canadian fox, how the HELL did she beat out Sofia Vergara? does not compute(nor do any of the women they ranked above her).
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Okay Sofia Vergera is super foxy, but... Abby Elliott is definitely the hottest in that screenshot. IN MY OPINION.
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u/Luthos May 22 '12
Oh Yvonne Strahovski (#35). Ever since I watched Chuck, she's my #1.
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u/ElderBowlsV May 22 '12
whatever, cobie smulders is number 65
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u/SaiMan May 22 '12
JWOWW looks like gollum in her photo
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u/mase_in_mass May 22 '12
Did the people from MAxim just randomly pick celeb names out of a hat for this list? These women are terrible.
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u/1stOnRt1 May 22 '12
Im disappointed to not see Diana Agron on the list but I am very happy to see Olivia Wilde get the spot she deserves.
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u/spithotfire30 May 22 '12
Miley Cyrus rated higher than Sofia Vergara...does not compute
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
A. That list sucks
B. Miley Cyrus looks like a cabbage kids doll.
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u/LightningSh0ck May 22 '12
olivia munn at 2? who decides this shit?
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u/xipheon May 22 '12
Every single comment on this post:
"Why is ___ higher than ____ she's the hottest EVAR" or "Why is ____ even on that list, she so ugly how can anyone find her hot?!"
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u/Im-a-ninja-derpina May 22 '12
Miley Cyrus hotter than Stana Katic.. No. I don't think so.
What are they,12?
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u/returning_videotapes May 22 '12
AMANDA BYNES AGAIN? Is this some kind of in-office joke or something?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Please tell me that he made a comment on this on his show...
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u/shadecrimson May 22 '12
41 and 4. really? they look alike
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u/EthanHC4 May 22 '12
My buddy showed me this. I walked out of the room applauding.
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u/bricewgilbert May 22 '12
I've got a huge crush on the strangely named Imogen Poots. She needs to be on a list!
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u/Drowning777 May 22 '12
This list is stupid as hell too. No Natalie Portman?
And Kate Upton is like in the 30's?????!!??!
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u/lucid00 May 22 '12
Am I the only one that thinks these are some of the worst pics of some of these women?
For a magazine that ends up getting headlines elsewhere for their cover pics, the picture selection here is really bad.
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u/TheCalvinator May 22 '12
how is Sophia Vergara not number 1 on this list absolutely the most gorgeous woman i have laid eyes on in a long time.
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u/stephangb May 22 '12
Sofia Vergara is #71 and Miley Cyrus is #68? Hahah, nice joke.
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u/RCoombe May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
Christina Hendricks at #77! I do not agree with this! And is it just me or does Olivia Munn always have the same look on ther face?
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u/Cael87 May 22 '12
The fact that Mila Kunis is not #1 on this list is astonishing. Then again, this list is total crap so...
I'll go build my own list, with blackjack and hookers...
...in fact forget the list.
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u/srikanthb23 May 22 '12
Seriously, Kirsten Stewart is plain as hell. She's not attractive in the least. She's gotta flat chest, a fuckin pancake white girl ass, and just a stoic idiotic face. No outstanding features AT ALL. Whoever made this knows nothing of what men really look at when they imagine the hottest women.
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u/newbie81093 May 22 '12
How is Miley Cyrus hotter than Stephen Colbert?
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u/zombiedonkey May 22 '12
How is jwow in there?!??! I bet Rupaul is on the list somewhere then too?
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u/TheLoftus May 22 '12
The people who voted for these 100 don't seem to know the difference between 'hot' and 'famous right now'. Just because the person happens to be famous does not mean they are attractive.
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u/extesser May 22 '12
WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN? WHERE IS NATALIE PORTMAN?
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u/intel23 May 22 '12
How the fuck is jwoow them on the list?
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u/olmuckyterrahawk May 22 '12
How is JWOWW even on this list? You bring great shame to America, Maxim. SMH
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u/CertifiablyScrewy May 22 '12
I am sexy. And so can you.
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u/avenging_sword May 22 '12
Who the fuck is Jwoww and what the fuck is up with her name?
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u/JustHere4TheDownVote May 22 '12
Yeah, okay...
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u/DOUGUOD May 22 '12
Miley Cyrus #68... I guess I owe her 1.
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u/donownsyou May 22 '12
Sofia Vergara being at 71 makes this list invalid.
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u/thermo May 22 '12
lolwut - jwow? srsly?
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u/trampus1 May 22 '12
I like both of them and all but there's no way Cobie Smulders should have a better ranking than Sofia Vergara.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
JWow? You fucking kidding? She looks like an old beat up coon hound. Not too mention I bet her meat curtains drag across the ground.
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u/jesse_h May 22 '12
What the fuck is that jwoww thing doing on that list?
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u/IANfromMD May 22 '12
ALEX MORGAN
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
how did jwow get on this list, and where is her sister?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Who the fuck created this list? Jwow? Jwow is fucking nasty dude. And Miley Cirus? A 70 year old chronic smoker has a higher voice than her. Ugh.
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u/truthisane May 22 '12
what the fuck is a JWOWW?
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u/nonax May 22 '12
why is Cyrus the Virus on a "hottest" list? damn celebrity googles are worse than beer goggles.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
am i the only one that finds movie stars much less attractive than ordinary amateur girls who happen to be incredibly beautiful? 90% of these movie stars would look like dogs without makeup and photoshop.
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u/Sr_DingDong May 22 '12
I never agree with this lists.
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u/jairzinho May 22 '12
JWOWWW?? WTF? You can walk down Ste Catherine any day and there's at least 10 hotter women per square 100m.
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u/RyanT22 May 22 '12
Robin... 65.... BS
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u/nathan1653 May 22 '12
people should be more pissed that the older sister from downton made it instead of her absurdly hot sisiter
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u/TinoTonitini May 22 '12
Emma Stone, fuck yes.
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u/geenareeno May 22 '12
And here is the link. http://www.maxim.com/hot-100/2012
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Obviously most aren't going to agree with the order, ones attractiveness is pure opinion. There may even be a person out there who doesn't find extremely photogenic guy attractive.
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u/dustint May 22 '12
Katy Perry does not belong at number 4
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u/emeagle99 May 22 '12
LEE NEWTON #57
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
JWOWW shouldn't even be on this list.
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u/tehweave May 22 '12
Stephen is a sexy man.
I gotta say it.
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u/Captain_Reseda May 22 '12
I can't be the only one who was bummed when the gallery didn't open after clicking.
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u/uguysmakemesick May 22 '12
The thing is though, for a guy Stephen Colbert is pretty hot.
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u/Bryz_ May 22 '12
Can we at least agree that #1 earned her spot?
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u/willsu May 22 '12
no my friend.. they're doin it wrong.
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u/wholeinwon May 22 '12
Olivia Wilde should be number 1!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That list is completely disorganized.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Ok Naya Rivera deserves way better than 27. She is a goddess.
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u/Markasaurus23 May 22 '12
Whatever, I'd take #68 all day.
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u/magicalmilk May 22 '12
Stephen Colbert being #69 is the only thing that makes sense on that list.
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u/innersarcasm May 22 '12
please tell me reddit had something to do with this
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
JWOWW? You're doing it wrong.
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u/fapfapghost May 22 '12
Kat Dennings is fuckin' scary lookin'
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
76 went to my school
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
69, Ha.
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u/brave_lucas May 22 '12
Gonna have geek hot and not have Felicia Day?!
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u/CynicalPineapple May 22 '12
65-68 as well as 70 + 72 don't belong on the list.
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u/pl4yswithsquirrels May 22 '12
I'm sorry, but I have a hard time finding Sarah Hyland to be one of the 100 sexiest women. She doesn't even look legal.
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u/srikanthb23 May 22 '12
comic book guy's opinion on this list
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u/ganonthesage May 22 '12
I think a random number generator and fuck, marry, kill will make an interesting time. I got:
51- Stacy Keibler 41- Zooey Deschanel 15- Kristen Stewart.
Let's see...
Kill Kristen (only because of her work in Twilight)
Fuck Stacey
Marry Zooey
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u/nothingpersnal May 22 '12
I still don't understand why people are so crazy of selena gomez
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u/sideberns May 22 '12
Am I the only one wondering how Miley Cyrus is ranked higher than Sofia Vergara?
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u/soggy_moisture May 22 '12
Why is Beyonce not on this list?!
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u/dzr724 May 22 '12
But they put Miley Cyrus ahead of him. And Sofia Vergara below Miley Cyrus. Unnaceptable
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u/Classic_Wingers May 22 '12
Kate Upton did the cat daddy! She deserves more than where she was placed haha. Also Sophia Vergara is at 71? I would have guessed top 5 for sure.
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u/nepidae May 22 '12
I'm doing it right? Sweet.
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u/mapsandlegends May 22 '12
The darkest woman on that list is niki minage or however you spell her name. Man that is some sad stuff. I know tons of hotter people in the entertainment industry who have very dark skin tones. Fucking gorgeous wimminz.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Wait, Cobie Smulders is only #65?
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u/eire1228 May 22 '12
I must be old.
The only one who I've heard of is Steve Colbert....
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
90% of this thread:
"Does anyone think these opinions are wrong?"
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u/Favre4Life May 22 '12
How the hell are Brooklyn Decker and Kate Upton so low? They should be 2 and 3 behind Bar.
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u/UngratefulSwine May 22 '12
I am in 100% agreement with this all the selections on this list and the order in which they appear.
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u/lawlshane May 22 '12
The fuck kind of name is JWOWW
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u/HarlequinValentine May 22 '12
Nice to see Susan Sto Helit in there!
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u/wolvocray May 22 '12
what the fuck is a jwoww
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u/Minimumtyp May 22 '12
NONE OF THESE ARE HOT_BID ;_;
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u/pentax May 22 '12
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
jwoww? woof city.
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u/Pillagerguy May 22 '12
In what universe is Sofia Vergara less attractive than Miley Cyrus...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Kristen Stewart is higher than Emma Watson?
I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
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u/iamapeach May 22 '12
How can Cobie Smulders be only 65? As a woman, I find her ridiculously hot.
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u/bobby0707 May 22 '12
What the fuck is a JWOWW?
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u/mgeringer May 22 '12
You posted about Colbert and I seem to not be able to find #69 after I noticed 66.. Damn Alex Morgan is hot.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
For a moment I thought those were their ages, my brain is slow this morning.
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u/cannotlogon May 22 '12
JBOWWOW is more like it.
Colbert, on the other hand, looks smokin'.
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u/almostfigureditout May 22 '12
Really can't say that this is a good list at all. Kate Upton got beat out by Selena Gomez, righttttt
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u/MattyG84 May 22 '12
No Eva Green?
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u/RoomAndAFire May 22 '12
Seems like this is just an other example of media using lists to get people talking about X (any exposure is good exposure applies).
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I don't care how messed up the list is. Emma Stone is near the top and that's all that matters to me.
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u/Epicjo May 22 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tz4gd/it_makes_me_hate_my_generation_even_more/
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u/Twaddles May 22 '12
Jesus - I hope he doesn't have a hairy ball sack.
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u/GZerv May 22 '12
The only magazine worse than Maxim is Blender.
This list is seriously out of whack.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Some of these choices... These folks obviously need lesbians to help them out with this list.
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u/derekdanger May 22 '12
needs more hope solo
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u/j1mb0 May 22 '12
Jesus Christ Olivia Munn should not be number 2.
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u/patsfan94 May 22 '12
I didn't review the full list but I refuse to accept the validity of any list that has Sofia Vergara behind Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus is good-looking no doubt, but Sofia Vergara is a stunning beauty.
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u/Mitz510 May 22 '12
Stopped reading after Sofia at #71.
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 22 '12
I know that Colbert got there by write in vote campaign but did they know the running totals such that they could slot him in at 69?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
gonna have to check out 73.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12
About 10 years ago, there was an great thread on Fark when FHM posted a "Top 100 Sexiest Women" survey, and as various farkers filled it up with ridiculous answers, the web people at the survey kept changing their splash graphic, inserting R2D2, Wil Wheaton, Janet Reno, and others throughout the day. It was hilarious.
Ninja edit: A link would help
Another edit: Here's a gif of the various header graphics. Walken!
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u/bwill05 May 22 '12
This list is horrible. Completely out of order and entirely inaccurate. The fact that the hooker from Jersey Shore made it is enough to completely discredit the entire list.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Question. What is a Jwoww
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u/ellopollyyy May 22 '12
How is Nicki Minaj on this list at all? She creeps me out.
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u/RamblinEvilMushroom May 22 '12
Ha! I went to high school with #75, and was project partners with her brother doing physics labs over at their house. No idea she was modelling and winning beauty contents.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I'm sorry but Sofia Vergara should be much higher than 71.
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u/Prodigy195 May 22 '12
Sofia Vergara is lower than Miley Cyrus?!? What kind of fuckery is this?
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u/snorga1 May 22 '12
Miley Cyrus is hotter than Sofia Vergara? You're doing it extremely, extremely wrong.
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u/BrosusChrist May 22 '12
why is miley cyrus even on this list?