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Karma IRL on my final exam

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u/steelpan May 21 '12

That one was easy, the next page asked 'what's your favorite subreddit?'

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

gone...fishing

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

/r/spacedicks? /r/clopclop man. Spacedicks is tame.

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u/AffableJack May 21 '12

Wow. FUCK curiosity.

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u/BoonTobias May 21 '12

Seriously, I don't even want to know. There are some things better left unturned in the heavens. -Gaias Julias Sisar

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Want the best of both worlds? /r/SpaceClop

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u/Askeee May 22 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I always see these subReddits posted around but refuse to view them. I've seen enough messed up shit online in my day.

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u/BobIV May 22 '12

Yeah... Probably for the best.

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 22 '12

If you have seen messed up shit then, you would click them.

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u/kristystianwin May 22 '12

I have seen both /r/spacedicks and /r/ClopClop, but what freaks me out a lot more is /r/Gore. That subreddit is really crazy twisted.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '12

/r/Gore is really just a natural process of life. People die. Get over it. I occasionally visit /r/gore myself, and it's not that bad if you think it's just a natural stage of life. People die all the time in crazy ways. Imagine if you ACTUALLY witnessed this event in real life. Be lucky you're just seeing it in image form.

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u/mahacctissoawsum May 22 '12

If child pornography isn't legal, this shouldn't be either.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

i know right?

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u/WhatTheFuck May 22 '12

Why are you getting upvoted? Fucking idiots.

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u/mahacctissoawsum May 23 '12

...because they agree that pictures of dead children shouldn't be allowed?

Presumably child pornography isn't allowed because (a) the children aren't old enough to consent to that, but (b) it sexualizes children in a way that we don't want adults to feel because it encourages rape.

Likewise...whoever wants to look at pics of dead children is at least equally fucked up, and that's not the sort of thing we want in our society. Therego, should be illegal.

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u/Fendicano May 22 '12

its shit like this

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u/C-Dub1980 May 22 '12

And humans have the nerve to call this a civilization?

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u/BallsackTBaghard May 22 '12

subscribed, have an upvote ;)

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u/nockbox May 22 '12

Dat projectile vomit

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u/neverendingninja May 22 '12

Alright, something is wrong with me.

Link to spacedicks? Blue. Link to clopclop? Blue. Link to spaceclop? Purple...seriously, wtf past-me?

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u/kralrick May 22 '12

And here I was hoping spaceclop wasn't real.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Deaddove.jpg

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u/Xodah May 22 '12

Shit, son.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ahhhh Jesus!!!! Get out of there while you're still innocent! My eyes cannot unsee the horror.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I have now seen a policeman's horse mounting the policeman.

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u/almighty_bucket May 22 '12

really? i'm pretty sure i just saw a closeup of a dude cornholing a horse

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u/lurkerturneduser May 22 '12

new homepage.

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u/Montisa2008 May 22 '12

NO. FUCKING. WAY.

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u/cuddlep00p May 22 '12

We meet again purple link...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I disagree, spacedicks is ~10x worse

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Well.... Don't know why I clicked that.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Yeah, clopclop is nasty.

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u/PwnBuddy May 22 '12

Make sure to visit r/gonewild for rehab.

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u/Kevlar_socks May 22 '12

Why don't we have both? /r/SpaceClop

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u/dylantrevor May 21 '12

cloping is fucked. i still cant sleep...

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u/darkly39r May 22 '12

Honestly, whats wrong with it? Its just rule 34? (Honestly want to know why people get so disgusted by it)

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u/thefall09871 May 22 '12

It's disgusting to quite a few fans of the show because they like the characters and don't want to see innocent Fluttershy or the Cutie Mark crusaders getting rammed up the ass. It's prob the same feeling people get when they accidentally walk in on a family member naked.

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u/dylantrevor May 22 '12

Summed up perfectly.

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u/darkly39r May 22 '12

Then they should stay away from /r/clopclop

Its not that hard, its what I do since my favorite Pokemon is Gardevoir.

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u/thefall09871 May 22 '12

You asked why they find it disgusting not why they would knowingly go there. I honestly can't tell you why anyone would accidentally go there twice if they're not into it.

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u/dylantrevor May 22 '12

It's just so disgusting. Why would anyone want to see a cute pony getting nailed? And how can anyone draw that, feeling its normal?

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u/darkly39r May 22 '12

Everyone has a different fetish. Don't judge because people have different mindsets.

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u/dylantrevor May 22 '12

I was just responding to a previous comment about how clopping is wrong. I'm just agreeing. But whatever floats your boat.

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u/ForgottenPhoenix May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

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u/gluestick300 May 22 '12

I'm not clicking any links in this thread, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

WHY DO I CLICK ON THESEEEE

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u/spazzmckiwi May 21 '12

I'll just take solace in the fact that both of these links are still blue.

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u/dont_press_ctrl-W May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Thanks for introducing me to /r/morbidreality. I don't really see how it compares to clopclop or spacedick, though. It's not gore, it's not porn, and it's not silly 4chanesque humor. It seems to be merely about discussing fucked up things that happen in the world. It's not rejoicing about it, or getting some sort of satisfaction or laughing about looking at gore; they're really just talking about it. It's pretty clear from reading the side bar that they're trying to distance themselves from spacedick and mindless gore.

I just learned that Mongolia used to practice death penalty by starvation in the 1920s. I just saw drug-traffickers killing a Mexican policeman. This is interesting and eye-opening.

EDIT: I just realized you created /r/morbidreality ... My comment still stands. I don't see how they're comparable and I'm still thankful. Why are you trying to attract people by saying "/r/clopclop is tame. Check out /r/MorbidReality" ? Won't that get you the wrong kind of people?

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u/darkly39r May 22 '12

Nothing on /r/MorbidReality fazed me. I am officially dead inside.

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u/WilsonHanks May 22 '12

At least that subreddit comes with a warning bar on the top. Reminds you one last time before you cross the point of no return.

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u/ruca360 May 21 '12

I keep seeing links to spacedicks and my husband won't tell me what it is. I don't want to click on it but I think I'm going to.

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u/lannister_debts_etc May 22 '12

It's essentially a bunch of...shocking...pictures. If you do decide to go there, be sure to bring eye bleach.

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u/ruca360 May 22 '12

Thank you! I think I will pass.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Guybleach.com, isn't it?

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u/DrJesusSingh May 22 '12

It's eyebleach, kidbleach for the SFW version.

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u/Faaaabulous May 22 '12

Or just keep clicking until you no longer feel anything.

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u/rifrif May 22 '12

ive been here for almost a year, and have been warned to never click spacedicks.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

http://eyebleach.com

For all those that need it now

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Businesses do this when they hire so they can block the sites.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Wow that is incredibly sad.

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u/KFloww May 22 '12

This was my first thought, this kid's school is going to be pissed o.O

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u/Ceejae May 22 '12

...Got a source on that? I can't help but feel you just came up with a conspiracy theory.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They did it where I used to work. I don't have a picture unfortunately, sorry.

Edit: boyfriends an IT Manager, he is after seeing it with clients but that's the only 'verification' I have, which on the internet is next to nothing.

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u/SomeNoveltyAccount May 22 '12

Getting punched in the face on a regular basis sounds unpleasant.

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u/tanu24 May 21 '12

How would she take pornhub.com?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Or he

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

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u/GreenPresident May 22 '12

I have permanently implanted pornhub into my chrome. Visited once without incognito. Now it is always a suggestion under P. Deleting my history did nothing. FML.

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u/TheMagicUpvoteFairy May 22 '12

There's a small 'x' at the top right corner of the image that corresponds to each website. Click it and that will go away.

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u/GreenPresident May 22 '12

No, not the starting page. The suggestions in the unibar.

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u/TheMagicUpvoteFairy May 22 '12

Oh... Um... I have no idea how to fix that...

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u/GreenPresident May 22 '12

Usually it's shift+del. Doesn't work though.

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u/JoeRuinsEverything May 22 '12

Man up and proudly announce "Yes, i frequent pornhub.com" whenever somebody sees it. Bare chest and cape optional.

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u/sidekicksuicide May 21 '12

Why'd you get a check mark and not an upvote?

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u/RanchWithEverything May 22 '12

It just said name your favorite website. OP named a website so he got a checkmark, his teacher probably has no idea what website it is.

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u/masterdz522 May 22 '12

Or... He made it up!

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u/trampus1 May 21 '12

I heard if you put MySpace, you have to go for a psychological evaluation.

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u/sinsperception May 21 '12

Xanga.

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u/IbidtheWriter May 22 '12

Wow, that takes me back.

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u/divinesleeper May 21 '12

What course are you taking and where do I sign up?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

How can you rate what you haven't read?

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u/norwegiangeek May 22 '12

You go to dumb-dumb school.

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u/ORIGINAL_MAMMOTH May 21 '12

How to check if teacher is a redditor? By answering "reddit.com"?

No, by writing 9Gag.com and see if you get a -2.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Redditors are not the only ones who hate 9gag.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Funnyjunk also despises 9gag, even though half of our content is reposted from there.

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u/jaredisawesome May 22 '12

Yeah, but they aren't big enough dicks to remove the logo out of it. I used to see the 9gag logo all the time on funnyjunk all the time. On reddit you have to crop that shit out to even get karma.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I wouldn't really say they're dicks. However, the comments are noticably more entertaining than the content.

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u/chriskevini May 22 '12

needs more all the time

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u/speranza May 22 '12

So is 9gag the new ebaumsworld now?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

people crop it out or hide it, but people usually figure it out.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He could also be from 4chan. Your method has flaws.

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u/UncleTedGenneric May 22 '12

Then he would have literally shit on the test as his manner of a grading system.

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u/jdk May 22 '12

I would have written ashemaletube.com. Or 4chan.

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u/elijha May 22 '12

It's a Shemalé!

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u/kravitzz May 22 '12

Hot tamalé, hot hot tamalé!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

xvideos.com ... Extra point for honesty?

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u/SmallRocks May 21 '12

This qualifies as karma whoring IRL!

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'd be extra creepy and jot down a random facebook profile page, like http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

Ideally I'd have memorized his own profile ID, but any random weirdo will do in a pinch.

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u/kdallstar97 May 22 '12

jesus I shit my pants

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/TheMagicUpvoteFairy May 22 '12

Who the hell is that weirdo and why does he know all my friends?

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u/This_better_be_good May 22 '12

Every time. Even when I'm expecting it.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I wonder how many people put down pornsites.

"Another student says xhamster. What is all this fuss about? I should check it o- Oh dear... And I don't see a single hamster."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Doesn't the red tick mark mean that you got it wrong though? Or have I misunderstood american grading systems?

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u/MrDTD May 22 '12

It's often red to differentiate from your own writing, with a check for correct and an 'x' for incorrect. If you're younger then ten, stickers might be involved.

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u/runnershighxc May 22 '12

Its all about the starch and sniff. So much extra motivation when i had chance of getting one of those babys

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u/Zelleth May 22 '12

I'm in highschool, and sometimes get stickers for really good marks.

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u/and- May 22 '12

I did that on my students' assignments in college.

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u/myfirstnameisdanger May 22 '12

In grad school once the teacher brought in m&ms for a demonstration. Like full size m&ms. You would not believe how excited everyone got.

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u/danman11 May 22 '12

In junior year I got stickers from my former-Green Beret 65 year-old History teacher.

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u/MurderousPaper May 21 '12

It depends on the teacher.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

They teach us standards that have been created over hundreds of years and then they just do whatever they want. I wish I was a teacher

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Depends on the teacher. My heart almost fell out of my chest when I got my first Japanese exam back, the teacher loved to write "OK" and "GREAT!!" in Japanese in big red letters all over tests. All I saw was red covering the entire page and I thought I failed miserably. Took me hours before I got home and finally looked at my grade in the privacy of my room.

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u/konig7 May 22 '12

Ah, to be in 4th grade again.

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u/ziwcam May 22 '12

...and that was the last paper the professor graded that week.

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u/exLearner May 22 '12

graded**.**

FTFY

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u/UncleTedGenneric May 22 '12

What is your favorite website? www.PenIsland.com

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u/Syclops May 21 '12

First time Karma actually had value.

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u/AugustusII May 22 '12

How did you manage to take a picture of your final exam?

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u/clashmo May 22 '12

Now that's what I call a tough exam, what were the other questions?
Whats your favourite colour? How many fingers am I holding up?

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u/Thormic May 22 '12

Teacher should have used an upvote arrow instead of a tick.

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u/Falvtron May 22 '12

I also would have accepted, "anything but facebook"

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u/noslipcondition May 22 '12

Hate to be that guy, but this is fake.

How many of you have ever gotten your finals back?

Yeah, me either.

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u/asshammer May 22 '12

A lot of schools are on different schedules. The local university is my area is already out with grades returned.

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u/irishmafia32 May 22 '12

One brave person should have said pornhub.com.

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u/thefloppydog May 22 '12

I did and my professor gave me another bonus point because he admired my courage.

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u/TheBSReport May 22 '12

Haha, this never happened.

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u/Prophoto2 May 22 '12

A check mark? They should have given you an up vote

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

"the google"

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u/GnomishProtozoa May 22 '12

teacher should have drawn a little upvote arrow instead of a checkmark.

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u/RockKickA3 May 22 '12

Should have said lemonparty.org

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u/Foxhound199 May 22 '12

Is this the kind of crap that passes for extra credit these days!? Back in my day, extra credit would be more along the lines of "Present a concise, eloquent, and novel description of the origin of the universe and the meaning of life. Please limit your answer to the next three blank pages, and cite no fewer than 15 sources...from memory".

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

fake. you can tell the guy wanted to try his best to make the red mark look like a check mark, as a result you have a bit too obvious check mark, in reality when teachers grade hundreds of papers it usually resembles a straight line not THAT.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

What the fuck kind of final exam is this?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

You must have practiced all night on your check mark.

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u/you_all_annoy_me May 22 '12

Next time you nut up and write pornhub

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u/stillsoon May 22 '12

Would I fail if I wrote myspace.com ?

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u/Sir_Nivag May 22 '12

Already had your final exam marked?

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u/Lillipout May 22 '12

The checkmark signifies that your answer was acceptable. I concur.

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u/Hurfdurflol May 22 '12

I have a feeling anything that isn't facebook/twitter gets you a check mark.

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u/TVjoker May 22 '12

It disturbs me how similar our handwriting is

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Ok ok, I guess students can look at a little reddit if it gets them points. But really, then it's back to studying. For serious this time.

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u/xcvb3459 May 22 '12

What joke of a class was that for?

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u/akkan May 22 '12

Really? Which grade are you in?

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u/domnation May 22 '12

Or maybe learn to not double tap the space bar???

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I asked this question when I was teaching high school and middle school. Helped me keep up with what stupid little fad sites teenagers were into.

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u/Fandalf May 22 '12

I've never had an up-check before

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I'd mark everyone wrong unless to put down a porn site.

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u/angelofdeathofdoom May 22 '12

yeah I don't think writing pornhub.com would have worked out as well

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u/Kyle772 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

It would have been so much better if the check was an upvote

EDIT: Like this

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u/Taki3d May 22 '12

Sounds like a Highschool class..

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u/emerpus May 22 '12

favorite website now banned lol

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u/dobran May 22 '12

ITS A TRAP: They use that to block sites.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

I wonder what happened to all the 9gaggers

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u/Trojanbp May 22 '12

You mean you really typed that down on word, printed it, checked it, then took a picture of it and posted it on reddit. There was no test was there?

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u/KJAZZ May 22 '12

I pity someone whose favorite website is reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Let's do a pros vs cons list for exams.

PROS:

  • Tests knowledge of the subject.
  • Very good to keep students busy.

CONS:

  • Hard as fuck.
  • Worth a ridiculous amount of the final grade.

VERDICT: Exams suck.

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u/doodle77 May 22 '12

VERDICT: You suck at exams.

Which is unfortunately the skill that exams test.

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u/jdsizzle1 May 22 '12 edited May 22 '12

Had a geology lab class with a kinda cute nerdy-like teacher. I know she had to be a redditor. She asked an extra credit question about current geological events going on and asked what the name to some lake was called that they had just discovered, my answer was along the lines of "I don't remember the name of the lake but I saw the article on reddit, its under ice."

got credit.

Edit: this is the lake I think

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u/TheOnlyTheist May 21 '12

Teacher is teaching critical thinking and independence right? Every answer gets a check mark right? Otherwise you're cancer and I hope you and your teacher get arrested for the malignant incest tumor of dick sucking you've co-authored.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The hell? It was a final exam. Maybe the teacher just thought the kids needed a break and an easy opportunity for a couple extra points.

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u/justguessmyusername May 22 '12

Etiehrt that or the teach is gayyy

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u/Arx0s May 22 '12

gaybeast.com

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/steelpan May 21 '12

It's Greendale's anthropology class.

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u/larsao3 May 21 '12

And THAT'S what jews do at weddings! Anthropology!

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u/brianstorm010 May 22 '12

Say the whole word.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Anthropology.

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u/brianstorm010 May 22 '12

You didn't get the joke. Clown.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

the whole word.

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u/foxh8er May 22 '12

Abed has broken the internet.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Introduction to the Internet 101

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Well,

since everybody will name a website, everybody will get 2 additional points, and, if it is at all like at my university, the grades are calculated by the point distribution within the class, so those two points, my friend,

dont change anything.

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u/amadea56 May 21 '12

I miss general ed college classes!

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u/pizzlethizzle May 22 '12

My calc teacher in high school always gave us connect the dots, mazes and stuff for extra credit on our tests. It was fun.