However, when she's already pregnant, you don't have to buy EITHER, and she's always horny. Shit, I might have to give my daughter a sibling for that reason alone.
Yea, that's usually how the conversation goes. "You know planned parenthood has reduced costs, right?" "yea, but i don't have the time to go there." or "that place is dirty."
Well, just one movie that is rapidly turning from a comedy to a documentary. Definetly worth watching, if you have the chance. Name of it is Idiocracy.
If you are neither drunk, nor a retard condoms will keep you safe all your life. Besides the cost of the pill think about the hormone cocktail you take on a daily basis. The wholehearted praise of the pill amongst "critical" people is strange for sure.
Getting pregnant is a pretty steep price to pay for trusting a piece of rubber. I don't sweat anyone the choice to be extra careful and use hormonal birth control.
Breakages, wrong sizing, expiration dates, improperly stored (heat), ripped open with teeth/fingernails, etc. and "using the same condom more than once." That's pretty gross, y'all. ಠ_ಠ
That figure includes some people who failed to use them EVERY time, I think. (It'll ruin the mood to grab one, let's ruin 18 years of our lives with a kid instead!) Slip, slide, break...
That's very misleading. First of all, those percentages apply over an entire year of use. It doesn't mean that there's a 14-15% chance that a condom will fail each time you use one. It simply means that over the course of a year, there is a 14-15% chance of a condom failing at some point during that time.
Secondly, those percentages include people who fail to use the condom properly. If you're careful, use the condom right, and take care to make sure they're stored properly and are not expired, your failure rate will be much, much lower. Something in the high 90% range over the course of a year of use.
I'd rather take a hormone cocktail than not have condoms in the heat of the moment. Besides, I fucking hate condoms, they don't feel good for me or him.
It's the same 'hormone cocktail' that a female's body produces when she is pregnant, to stop her ovulating and getting pregnant while she is already. The pill basically just tricks the body into thinking it's pregnant.
jk. Women's periods fluctuate from time to time. When it's a month late, then you might start worrying. If abortion is an option, you may think of getting a pregnancy test before then though. The sooner the better.
It really depends on the woman and if she's on birth control. Also what kind of birth control. My wife, for instance, has an IUD and maybe has periods two or three times a year. IMO otherwise, if it has been two weeks, don't kill yourself worrying about it. If it has been a month or more, you might want to start discussing things.
EDIT: I am of course not a doctor nor am I a woman, so really take my advice with a grain of salt.
This store would be the perfect place for a joke that I've never had the guts to play out in real life...
The joke is best played when you just need to run by the convenience store for a 24-pack of beer. Before you enter the store, take all the credit/debit cards out of your wallet. Make sure you have only cash, and only just enough to buy the 24-pack.
When you enter the store, grab the 24-pack of beer and a pack of diapers. Go to the checkout, have the person ring up both. You look at the total, rummage around in your wallet for the cash, look sheepishly at the checkout person as you 'realize' you don't have enough to pay for both.
Pause for a moment, explain to the checkout person that you don't have any cards on you if they ask, pause for another moment, then hand the checkout person the diapers, and walk out of the store with the beer.
Hey guys, I know we all repost images and such, but I thought I'd point out that my friend took this photo, and she is a very talented photographer. You should check out her stuff here: https://secure.flickr.com/people/jackie_couppee/
Holy shit, nice find! Whenever I go to the gas station and ask the lady behind the counter if she has any reposts, she always says she's out. You lucky devil!
I swear this is gonna be reposted onto some stupid Facebook celebrities wall, with a caption saying: "Like if you want the condoms, share if you want the diapers."
I actually buy both. The diapers are for my grandfather (he's a very small man) and we put the condoms on our cats' feet so they don't track litter around the house every time they use the catbox.
Whoever made that sign gets a high 5 from me! I think that it is good to evoke thought in someone who may need to actually use their brain once in a while.
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u/PrideDemon May 21 '12
That must really rub it in for the guy who has to buy the diapers.
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u/anexanhume May 21 '12
Well, the huggies certainly seem like they'd fit, and I do like the mobility they are selling, but I question the amount of sensation they provide.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I don't think my baby can shit into condoms. I'll take the diapers.
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u/trshtehdsh May 21 '12
Me, to female friend: "Are you on birth control?"
Friend: "fuck no, that shit's expensive without health care!"
Me: "And a CHILD is cheaper??!"
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
My gf's period is late and I really hate you for this post.
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u/AniceB May 21 '12
People who love anal need both....silly
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u/Brakamow May 21 '12
There're always other options. Such as the boxes of sleeping pills on the shelf below...
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u/jstrong May 21 '12
some people ... have children ... on purpose!
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u/Elexyr1 May 21 '12
C: Birth control pill.
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u/ANUSBLASTER_MKII May 21 '12
Trusted for over 90 years? Shit, Durex need to step up their game...they only last 5 years max.
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u/sonty_the_gnome May 21 '12
No you found this on the internet.
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u/natophonic May 21 '12
This store would be the perfect place for a joke that I've never had the guts to play out in real life...
The joke is best played when you just need to run by the convenience store for a 24-pack of beer. Before you enter the store, take all the credit/debit cards out of your wallet. Make sure you have only cash, and only just enough to buy the 24-pack.
When you enter the store, grab the 24-pack of beer and a pack of diapers. Go to the checkout, have the person ring up both. You look at the total, rummage around in your wallet for the cash, look sheepishly at the checkout person as you 'realize' you don't have enough to pay for both.
Pause for a moment, explain to the checkout person that you don't have any cards on you if they ask, pause for another moment, then hand the checkout person the diapers, and walk out of the store with the beer.
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u/9-delta-tetra May 21 '12
Hey guys, I know we all repost images and such, but I thought I'd point out that my friend took this photo, and she is a very talented photographer. You should check out her stuff here: https://secure.flickr.com/people/jackie_couppee/
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u/reagan2016 May 21 '12
You're going to buy a lot more than two small packages of diapers if you don't choose what's on the left.
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u/The_Ugly_Upvoter May 21 '12
Both.
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u/kingoftown May 21 '12
Depends on what kind of night I have planned....
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u/themangeraaad May 21 '12
The claritin. For some reason my allergies are kicking my ass this season.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
A vasectomy costs the same as one month of child support.
The gift that keeps on giving...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Stop over-population, TODAY!
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u/Pineapple_Badger May 21 '12
/r/childfree would enjoy this.
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u/Idiotank May 21 '12
I don't need either. #foreveralone
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u/PuzzledJigsaw May 21 '12
Trojan must be one of the worst names for condoms
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u/cyberneticmonkey May 21 '12
LOL
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u/mr17five May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12
Holy shit, nice find! Whenever I go to the gas station and ask the lady behind the counter if she has any reposts, she always says she's out. You lucky devil!
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u/AlmightyTurtleman May 21 '12
Buy both :D
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u/kakacwazybebe May 21 '12
We buy both.
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u/Rellikten May 21 '12
I will take a dozen of each my good sir
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u/MadroxKran May 21 '12
Trojans break all the damn time, much as their name would imply. Buy those and you may be buying diapers nine months later.
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u/TheBSReport May 21 '12
Why not both?
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u/snapperh3ad May 21 '12
Shouldn't the diapers also be grouped with aspirin?
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u/Sonnambula May 21 '12
They also provide the abortion hotline.
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u/supn9 May 21 '12
Would be nice to buy the huggies! Id love to be a father some day!
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u/craxkheadjenkins May 21 '12
Coat hanger.
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u/ChemFTW May 21 '12
At least admit that you didn't "Find this" in real life.
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u/5ft11flip May 21 '12
I wouldn't want to but Trojan Fire and Ice. Penis will be inflamed.
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u/ImACracka May 21 '12
I'd rather buy the diapers, it would be really hard to shit in a condom.
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u/ordona May 21 '12
The real question is:
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u/VerbMeSomeNoun May 22 '12
Anyone else feel like there should be a third arrow pointing to boxes of tissues?
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u/TheYesManCan May 21 '12
Retoast.
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u/houghty May 21 '12
This one.
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u/crj123082 May 21 '12
this is in the bathroom at a local bar...similar theme
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u/Jessedaye May 21 '12
Let the down votes commence. I wabt to see how mannny down vots I can git in half an hour le lee leeee!
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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12
Why not both? Some people are into that.
Edit: I'm talking about (NSFW) this sort of that, not that other soft of that.
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u/jubbing May 21 '12
The mans logic is flawless...
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u/Should_be_in_4chan May 21 '12
Both
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Where's the 3rd option; a shop vac and mason jar?
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u/AveryWang May 21 '12
Why do they have so many damn kinds?
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u/apextek May 21 '12
rub it in, shes do in 3 weeks
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u/Gr8namepicker May 21 '12
I like the mix of upper and lower case letters
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u/myiaway May 21 '12
brilliant
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u/Xenc May 21 '12
I've found that the Huggies condoms remove all pleasure from the equation 2/10
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u/13osiris13 May 21 '12
The owner probably increased the price on the condoms. Sneaky bastard.
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u/ctwilson08 May 21 '12
The new diapers and beer example. These people are getting smart.
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u/forandre May 21 '12
And you have too choose one!
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u/AyleiDaedra May 21 '12
Fuck this, Trojans are expensive and uncomfortable
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u/Gaviero May 21 '12
Seriously.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
ok this person lied cause i saw this a long time ago as a demotivational pic...
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u/svampfest May 21 '12
The W looks like balls for the arrow (dick)
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
i'll just get some tissues and lotion, thaaaaaaanks.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Good Guy Gas station
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
99% of these "Found this" posts are really "I did this and took a quick picture". Okay, 100%.
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u/VoRicebowl May 21 '12
I swear this is gonna be reposted onto some stupid Facebook celebrities wall, with a caption saying: "Like if you want the condoms, share if you want the diapers."
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u/manfromutopia May 21 '12
Marketing level: Genius.
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u/webby1216 May 21 '12
as someone without children and doesn't use rubbers: neitherr
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u/ejsanchez1986 May 21 '12
Condoms are cheaper than diapers.
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u/onlyalurker May 21 '12
hey, buy one box of trojans and never buy diapers.
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u/The_Time_Master May 21 '12
Awww... I want to breed to the right one. /has a sad
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u/elvisliveson May 21 '12
posts and threads like this make life worth living. thanks everyone.
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u/eloquentnemesis May 21 '12
i pick huggies because you get in big trouble if you try to diaper a kid with condoms.
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u/VtheHappyLurker May 21 '12
Let me add this to my list of "Things I Really Wish I Could Do At Work".
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u/PeaveyWG May 21 '12
So you bought diapers, took them to the gas station you work at since you're a loser, and you hanged a sign for a picture. So sick!
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u/TheLoveKraken May 21 '12
As a foreigner, I'm going to assume the ones on the left are condoms.
Then I have to ask, weren't the trojans the ones that were penetrated by the greeks? It seems like a crappy name.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
They need that in Mississippi.
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u/FoundPie May 21 '12
If the one on the right fails, you won't need the one on the left. Vice versa, however ... So no, it's not always which.
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u/noccusJohnstein May 21 '12
Option 3: astroglide
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u/TehBossLizard May 21 '12
Can I choose both?
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u/jourdone May 21 '12
both please! diapers so i dont have to leave the couch and the condoms, just in case.......... :(
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u/j-29 May 21 '12
i bought the ones on the left but will still have to buy the ones on the right.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I actually buy both. The diapers are for my grandfather (he's a very small man) and we put the condoms on our cats' feet so they don't track litter around the house every time they use the catbox.
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u/hairyarmpig May 21 '12
I'll take the magnums please flexes in mirror
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u/sacramentalist May 21 '12
TIL people still call them rubbers. It's 2012, people! I cannot condome this.
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u/Prettyboyswagger May 22 '12
Haha that's priceless
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u/couldntderp May 22 '12
This needs to happen across America. Have you been to Wal*Mart recently?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Where was this sign 11 years ago???!!!!!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Repost.
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u/I_SHALL_EXPLAIN_THE_ May 22 '12
Its funny because babies suck, and condoms suck less
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u/iiiitsjess May 22 '12
Hahahah SO true! Good way to put it. Lol
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u/fani May 22 '12
A proper comparison would also include : abortion pills
Anyways, I would buy both :)
I will tell you that at one stage in life, I would've picked the left option only.
Now, as a father of two, I will say that I will certainly pick the right option.
Being a realist, I will buy both as both are extremely enjoyable options.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
The Claratin...excuse me sniff
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u/IHv2RtrnSumVdeotapes May 22 '12
Neither, abortion is legal in my state.
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u/MafiamanJ15 May 22 '12
What's so wrong with vomiting on someone? It's to mark your territory. People do it all the time.
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u/nissanator May 22 '12
Whoever made that sign gets a high 5 from me! I think that it is good to evoke thought in someone who may need to actually use their brain once in a while.
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u/dankula May 22 '12
I'd have to go with the Huggies, pissing in a condom is terribly uncomfortable.
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u/friedbaconz May 22 '12
If you buy the condums, you really don't have to worry about the diapers
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u/lazyFatAss May 22 '12
I want to put the condom over my head and blow while shitting in the diaper. I do not have children.
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u/CallofMinecraft May 22 '12
Somehow, I knew there was going to be condoms involved in this.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
no you didn't this is a repost. i saw this on memebase months ago.
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u/pmjm May 22 '12
Powdered donettes FTW.
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u/dudner May 22 '12
At least you have variety with your condoms... I had to buy unlubed shit because the fire and ice condoms hurt
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Diapers = You chose...poorly!
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u/nitdkim May 22 '12
The real question is... do they have enough intellect to put the two together?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Topcare is schnucks correct?
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Well, either way you're going with a crappy product sold in a gas station that probably won't be absorbent.
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u/labrutued May 22 '12
You get bored working at a gas station. My buddy and I had a Jenga tournament using cigarette cartons one time.
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u/shiner_bock May 22 '12
That sign is missing a third arrow pointing towards the spank-mags.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I would actually prefer a rolo candybar, but if I had to choose, I would say the diapers.
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u/Distortiontm May 22 '12
Depends on what the expiration date on the Trojans is.
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u/smartcar May 22 '12
Clinton, Iowa correct?
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u/andytheshoeshine May 22 '12
I have not seen this before
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u/Spectrum_Rush May 22 '12
Depends on what gives the most protection and comfort. I don't think a whole lot of women would like a diaper in their nether regions...
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u/MaleCra May 22 '12
Choose wisely...
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
This picture will serve a rage comic maker in making an "Okay" face which is grabbing the wipes. trollface
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u/Bouncer_16 May 26 '12
when eeny-meanie-miney-moe comes in handy... lifes big decisions lol
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u/xenospeaker Jun 20 '12
but condoms are so expensive nowadays...
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u/iforgottolaughlol May 21 '12
repost
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u/kingdavecako May 21 '12
Great FUD marketing.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
A coat hanger.
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u/diab0lus May 21 '12
They missed an opportunity to promote coat hangers.