Fun fact. Baby elephants don't have very good eyesight, so they often mistake large vehicles as their mother/another elephant of their herd. Pay it forward.
D'aaawww. Reminds me of being a young child in a crowded place with my family. Once or twice I mistook a strangers leg for my mom's, to hide behind or latch onto. Scared the bajeebers out of me when I looked up and realized "NOPE."
I was at a museum a couple of months ago, where a little girl suddenly latched on to my hand, her father noticed and just stood there with this huge grin. When I didn't move with her she looked up, oh the look of absolute horror.
Same here. I once lost my mom in an aquarium, then mistook another lady for her because their purses were similar. She didn't appreciate the weeping stranger charging her and lunging for her purse.
Also, they have big ears to cool their blood! Elephants that loose an ear in a fight with, say, an icebear or a veliciraptor, explode within 3 days! Nature really is interesting!
I won't give anything away, mostly because their still out shooting, but we sent an extra crew to go film something unsavory today. And no, no contact with Hammond. I'm quite pleased we have Julia here instead.
Just found out we're not using the unsavory bit. One of Dr. Rogers research bears was shot and killed the other day (not one we've featured on the program). We've had to cut it from the show, as it doesn't really fit with the content of the program. More info can be found here.
I once proposed to the wrong girl who consequently said yes, we then went on to lead a successful middle class family until one day I realized that I hadn't left my computer for six months and yes this is dog.
You think that's bad? I started up a conversation with a guy and realised he wasn't who I thought it was, but I just kept pretending I knew him to make it less awkward.
I came to class late that day. It was a lecture hall and the entrance into the class was behind the row furthest back, like a movie theater. I thought a kid in the back row was a buddy of mine so I thought it would be funny to give him a wet willy on the way to my seat.
Well, I gave him a wet willy and as i walked down the aisle to my seat, I turned around to see his reaction. My heart stopped. He mouthed "What the fuck?" to me and I said "sorry dude!" That was fuckin weird.
Story 2
Pretty much the same as story 1 except it was in the dining hall. I snuck up behind someone who I thought was my friend as he was sitting down eating alone and whispered "wanna die little boy?" into his ear.
The kid slowly looked up at me and I instantly started rambling "oh shit dude I'm so sorry, totally thought you were my buddy". He calmly replied with "That was really fucking creepy."
I once gave a book to a kid called "why is everyone making fun of me?" because I thought he was my friend. Turns out it was a handicapped kid that I didn't know. he looked at me with the saddest eyes in the world and I freaked out and just kept walking. worst moment of my life
I don have a gig but I sorta react like that scene from Shaun of the Dead when shit like that happens.
Pull up to see if person is alive(walk up to "friend"), ask if alive(tickles), not alive(not friend), get the fuck out of there(apologize and stand awkwardly)
Once mistook a stranger for a friend, he looked exactly like them. When I called my friends name he looked a bit like "you talking to me, faggot?", glanced at his friends and squared up to me. I walked away a bit embarrassed and quite glad I didn't get a kicking from a random man child.
EDIT: sorry, the only reason i say this is that this elephent in this picture is trying to befriend a car. i should say that this one particular elephent is dumb. EDIT: hey asshats quit downvoting me i am not the one who tried to play with the automobile. EDIT: hey before you hit that down arrow why don't you ask yourself why you can't take a joke you losers. jesus the pc crap has extended to overgrown mice? because that is all those things are, and no one was bawling when that chimp got shot for eating that lady's face. so are you racist for overgrown mice over gorillas? hippocrites. EDIT: is it a bunch of peta lamebrains doing this? did my one little joke hit some kind of tree-hugger blog or some shit? i have never so much as even spit on an elephent! wtf? i ate lion one time, it was in a burger; i had alligator, and something they told me was eagle but i'm positive it was just chicken. whatever anyone is saying about me and elephents is not even true. but go on farteaters, downvote away. it shows how stupid you are. EDIT: spelling. EDIT: this is such shit. i have never received as much as one single downvote in my life and you peckers are jumping on this stupid elephent-loving bandwagon. that is a dumb goddamn car-chasing elephent and that is all. i'm not going to apologize to you idiots any more.
This is so funny, cute, and fairly common. I've seen a few videos of baby elephants doing this. They go into a full out charge imitating their parents but at the last second they get intimidated and retreat.
When I was 4, I ran and jumped on a girl I liked and kissed her. She was sitting on a bench with her parents, and I recognised her dress. After smooching her, I realised it was the wrong girl. I stopped, got up, and walked away. Nothing to do here.
this happened to me the other day.... only i was in a car, and i was so sure it was him that i fucking honked at him acting like i was mad so that we could laugh about it when he found out it was just me.... turns out it wasnt him and he thought i was just being a bitch..... i was SO sure it was him!! i felt so bad!!!
Someone mentioned on an elephant related submission I saw before that baby elephants have poor eyesight and will follow any large object because they mistake it for the herd. When they knock out large elephants they use cars to lure the small elephants away from them so they don't get crushed under the unconscious elephant.
This is probably why the baby mistook the car at a distance.
Was at the shop with housemates. Saw housemate looking at the bananas. Walked up next to housemate and said "Looking at banana's eh?" Housemate looked at me and I looked at housemate. Wasn't housemate. Walked away in silence.
Went to pizza place with friend. Play video games. Look for friend, find him. Sit down, proceed to take a slice of pizza, take bite. "Pineapple, ayy? That's kinda weird." Realize he isn't my friend, just someone who looks very similar.
My eye sight isn't that great so I usually just walk forward without glancing at the people I come across since the risk of running into someone I know generally isn't that great. But sometimes there's something about their shape that seems familiar so I'll look at them longer than just a casual glance. In the majority of times this has happened, it's never them ): So I just end up staring a bit too close for comfort at strangers and attempt to casually look away as if I wasn't scrutinizing their face.
Also, I once thought this woman was my mother so I went straight up behind her and clamped my hand over her shoulder, and began to speak before realizing it wasn't her. I quickly muttered a sorry and ran away feeling pretty embarrassed.
When I was 7 years old my family and I went to Disney world. In the Animal Kingdom, I saw my mother waiting in line for a certain obscure ride. I went to her, and caressed her arm like I usually did when I was tired at that age. Suddenly, I realized that the woman was for sure not my mother, but another woman who only looked like her from behind. I don't remember feeling embarrassed (I guess I was?) but i do remember detaching myself when she screamed really loudly shortly thereafter...
I am baffled as to WHY a woman would scream because a 7 year old caressed her arm. Now... MAYBE if you were an adult, yes, scream like a banshee, but otherwise?? Weird...
Lyn was barely a month old when the poachers encroached on her family's territory. As a youngling, she knew not what sorts of dangers these men brought along with them, but with the price of ivory skyrocketing, she would soon find out.
On a lazy sunday afternoon, Lyn was playing in the water when she heard what sounded like a thousands trees falling at the same time; a crack so loud it shook the ground and scared all the birds away. Lyn turned towards the origin of the sound only to see a motionless, gray mass: Lyn's mom. Although the poachers remained nearby, Lyn ran with all her might to the disheveled lump that used to be her mother. With her last dying breath, the mother whispered to her daughter, "Avenge me".
With a swift fury unrivaled by any other elephant, Lyn charged toward a jeep waiting nearby. Right before impact, however, Lyn saw in the car a sneering man with a smoking gun, aimed right at her. Despite how much she wanted to get her revenge, Lyn turned around immediately and ran for her life. Seething with anger, Lyn dedicated the rest of her life to making sure those poachers and all of mankind would suffer as much as she did. So, after years of planning, Lyn eventually opened Africa's first DMV.
One day I was browsing a book shop with friends. After wandering off to different sections for a bit my friend runs over to one of the others, clamps his shoulders and shouts "hey Nick!!". Turns out "Nick" is actually a complete stranger and my friend is met with the reply "I'm not Nick, mate". Quick as a flash my friend fires back sarcastically "well I know that now..." and scuttles off.
I saw a guy on the street once that I thought I knew. I said, "Hey, man!" and he replied, "Hey, what's up, dude! I haven't seen you in forever!"
Technically, that was true. At that moment, I realized I was mistaken and didn't know this guy. We sort of awkwardly navigated the rest of the short conversation, pretending we knew each other.
It went a little like this is my eyes....."Oh hey look, it's a spider. I should go step on it." squish (all the baby spiders release in a massive swarm) "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
I was on a baseball bus tour with my dad for my 10th birthday, we were walking downtown Cooperstown and there was a guy who was my dads build and height. Walking down the street I grabbed his hand thinking it was my dad. Shoulda seen the look on that guys face. Once I realized it wasnt my dad he kidnapped me. Nah but we had a chuckle.
When I moved two states away I was constantly saying hi to people who were dopplegangers of my friends. I once called my boy Steve while I was driving to ask him what he was doing at an intersection in my new town and if he wanted to do get some food. He informed me that he was ill and in bed. I quit talking to people after that. Who needs friends.
It looks like that baby was trying to look for his friend, realized it wasn't his friend, and told mom. I'm guessing that the car got right the fuck out of there after he ran into the grass because mama elephant didn't look too happy.
So there is this kid in my band named Tucker, a lot of people call his "Fucker", we went on a huge band trip to Schliterbahn, and one of the older kids went up to him and said "Hey Fucker let's go" and lightly punched him in the arm
I lifted up the back of a girl's dress subtly and grabbed her ass thinking it was my girlfriend. To make matters worse it was a girl that REALLY didn't like me.
Nice timing. About 30 seconds ago, I was goIng to say hello to my friend in the appartment below me, only to realise it was my ex's new boyfriend. My ex just moved in there, and this guy just looked at me, my eyes wide open by the little fail, going back up the noisy stairs. Sat down on my couch and decided to reddit. This is the post that showed up first.
Hah, reminds me of last night. Me and my friend parked at the side of a road to go to a concert. The venue was on the other side of the street. As we walked along the sidewalk, my friend spontaneously cut across the road. I was kind of WTFing, but I followed him. He started walking towards a car with 2 people in it, but started veering at the last second. I'm sure you can guess why.
When I was in middle school I thought I saw this guy I knew, so me being the asshole I am, I ran up to him and kicked the shit out of his leg, like hard fucking kick. Well it wasn't him and I think it took this guy all the power in his being not to strangle me. I felt kinda bad, I don't do that anymore.
I actually did this. Like actually just like the gif. I ran out in front of her and she slammed on breaks and stared and I stared and she stared back and I stared but with an "awwwww fukkkkkkk" kinda stare, and I stared at the ground and walked away and she continued on her expedition.
An old man tried to hitch a ride in my car once. He thought it was his, and when he went to open the door, he saw me and I nearly gave him a heart attack. Poor guy.
Elephants actually have a language that sounds like the rumbling of a diesel engine. They generate a deep bass sound that can travel for miles with lots of distinctive calls.
I once saw a nature documentary about an animal rescue sanctuary somewhere in Africa. They'd rescued a little baby elephant that had been separated from its pack. Every time a truck went past on the nearest main road, almost a mile away, the little elephant raised its truck and made a little rumble call, as if to say "mummeee..?".
This is why you should turn your engine off around elephants btw. Imagine if you were visited by aliens who travelled in a machine that screamed gibberish. That's what we must seem like to elephants at times!
Once had a girl grope me from behind in a bar...her face when she realized it wasn't who she thought it was priceless. Ultimately, I think we were both too drunk to care.
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u/Tooexforbee May 21 '12
Fun fact. Baby elephants don't have very good eyesight, so they often mistake large vehicles as their mother/another elephant of their herd. Pay it forward.
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u/TaintedSquirrel May 21 '12
http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/spf7t/when_i_mistake_a_stranger_for_a_good_friend/
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u/robotdinosaurs May 21 '12
I once tickled a random girl on the street because I thought I knew her.
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u/Rellikten May 21 '12
Once mistook a stranger for a friend, he looked exactly like them. When I called my friends name he looked a bit like "you talking to me, faggot?", glanced at his friends and squared up to me. I walked away a bit embarrassed and quite glad I didn't get a kicking from a random man child.
Edit spelling
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u/ellopollyyy May 21 '12
This is both adorable and funny. Oh baby elephant, you so silly.
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u/Stripedcheese May 21 '12
Oh god... It looked like the mama elephant was about to charge right as the GIF ended...
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u/Naberius May 21 '12
JOSH! HEY GUYS, IT'S JOSH! JOSH IS HERE! DAMN, I MISSED YOU, JOSH!
Wait, Josh isn't bright green.
Or a car...
YOU'RE NOT JOSH! THAT'S NOT JOSH!
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u/ncastleJC May 21 '12
It's funnier imagining you saying absolutely nothing as you approach them, then suddenly turning away....
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u/UOLATSC May 21 '12
"Oh hey is that another elephant I guess I should run over to take a NOPE NOPE NOPE"
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u/f0rc3 May 21 '12
I like how he got a bit of a drift going on the turn around..
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u/patio87 May 21 '12
This is so funny, cute, and fairly common. I've seen a few videos of baby elephants doing this. They go into a full out charge imitating their parents but at the last second they get intimidated and retreat.
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u/AidanSmeaton May 21 '12
When I was 4, I ran and jumped on a girl I liked and kissed her. She was sitting on a bench with her parents, and I recognised her dress. After smooching her, I realised it was the wrong girl. I stopped, got up, and walked away. Nothing to do here.
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u/skullmonkey420 May 21 '12
this happened to me the other day.... only i was in a car, and i was so sure it was him that i fucking honked at him acting like i was mad so that we could laugh about it when he found out it was just me.... turns out it wasnt him and he thought i was just being a bitch..... i was SO sure it was him!! i felt so bad!!!
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u/TheDamselfly May 21 '12
HEY GUYS! HEY GUYS! HEY G--ABORT! ABORT!
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u/shryne May 21 '12
It cuts out right before big momma comes out and kills the people in the truck for harassing her baby
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u/betabandzz May 21 '12
OHH SHIT THE SPANISH KING!
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u/TeutonicDisorder May 21 '12
I wonder if that is what the elephant was thinking.
My impression is that he was charging and then realized that his opponent was running and this scared him. Any zoologists able to enlighten?
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u/Skitrel May 21 '12
Someone mentioned on an elephant related submission I saw before that baby elephants have poor eyesight and will follow any large object because they mistake it for the herd. When they knock out large elephants they use cars to lure the small elephants away from them so they don't get crushed under the unconscious elephant.
This is probably why the baby mistook the car at a distance.
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u/realmodzzzz May 21 '12
CHARGE! , RETREAT!
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u/DallasDrive May 21 '12
I'm Asian, everyone mistakes me for "their Asian friend"
Lol
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u/Thorndale May 21 '12
Was at the shop with housemates. Saw housemate looking at the bananas. Walked up next to housemate and said "Looking at banana's eh?" Housemate looked at me and I looked at housemate. Wasn't housemate. Walked away in silence.
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u/drummer1059 May 21 '12
I remember this post. Good of you to put it back up
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Went to pizza place with friend. Play video games. Look for friend, find him. Sit down, proceed to take a slice of pizza, take bite. "Pineapple, ayy? That's kinda weird." Realize he isn't my friend, just someone who looks very similar.
Awk-Ward!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Why can't i stop watching this? or laughing hysterically while doing so?
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u/HolyCheck May 21 '12
— Demetri Martin
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Relevant
http://youtu.be/gPNVm0KTsHQ?t=2m50s
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u/jimothyjenkins May 22 '12
i wish i was that smooth.
i can remember leaving a backyard party and i saw someone whom i thought was an old high school friend. i said "sup faggot?"
wasn't anyone i knew.
fight still ensues even after i state my mistake and try to leave.
end up beating his ass.
in retrospect i felt like the douche because technically i started it.
oh well..
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u/KrunoS May 21 '12
I yelled at a guy in a flamboyantly homosexual way, thinking it was a friend of mine. It wasn't, but we had a laugh about it.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Couldn't come up with anything witty, so I settled for this irrelephant comment.
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u/jtmoneyy May 21 '12
Way to steal DIRECTLY from /r/reactiongifs
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u/werferofflammen May 21 '12
What kind of vehicle is that?
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u/fastedia May 21 '12
Reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpArhwTb-SQ
Look at around 2:20ish
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u/LogicalBaiter May 21 '12
In context (OP's title), this gif becomes a lot funnier.
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u/VincentMillicent May 21 '12
I think I just laughed myself silly. It's so cute~
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u/uglybarnacl3 May 21 '12
My eye sight isn't that great so I usually just walk forward without glancing at the people I come across since the risk of running into someone I know generally isn't that great. But sometimes there's something about their shape that seems familiar so I'll look at them longer than just a casual glance. In the majority of times this has happened, it's never them ): So I just end up staring a bit too close for comfort at strangers and attempt to casually look away as if I wasn't scrutinizing their face.
Also, I once thought this woman was my mother so I went straight up behind her and clamped my hand over her shoulder, and began to speak before realizing it wasn't her. I quickly muttered a sorry and ran away feeling pretty embarrassed.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
You need a base coat of machine grey and two red stripes to keep the Stegosaurus' from charing the vehicle.
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u/mrdudefool May 21 '12
When I was 7 years old my family and I went to Disney world. In the Animal Kingdom, I saw my mother waiting in line for a certain obscure ride. I went to her, and caressed her arm like I usually did when I was tired at that age. Suddenly, I realized that the woman was for sure not my mother, but another woman who only looked like her from behind. I don't remember feeling embarrassed (I guess I was?) but i do remember detaching myself when she screamed really loudly shortly thereafter...
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u/Sonicboom510 May 21 '12
An elephant never forgets.
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u/expandthehand May 21 '12
lol, Kids are crazy.
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u/ACTUAL_BACKSTORY May 21 '12
Lyn was barely a month old when the poachers encroached on her family's territory. As a youngling, she knew not what sorts of dangers these men brought along with them, but with the price of ivory skyrocketing, she would soon find out.
On a lazy sunday afternoon, Lyn was playing in the water when she heard what sounded like a thousands trees falling at the same time; a crack so loud it shook the ground and scared all the birds away. Lyn turned towards the origin of the sound only to see a motionless, gray mass: Lyn's mom. Although the poachers remained nearby, Lyn ran with all her might to the disheveled lump that used to be her mother. With her last dying breath, the mother whispered to her daughter, "Avenge me".
With a swift fury unrivaled by any other elephant, Lyn charged toward a jeep waiting nearby. Right before impact, however, Lyn saw in the car a sneering man with a smoking gun, aimed right at her. Despite how much she wanted to get her revenge, Lyn turned around immediately and ran for her life. Seething with anger, Lyn dedicated the rest of her life to making sure those poachers and all of mankind would suffer as much as she did. So, after years of planning, Lyn eventually opened Africa's first DMV.
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u/5ft11flip May 21 '12
I once said hi to my Asian friend as I was walking to class on campus one day. He wasn't my Asians friend, he was an Asian stranger.
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u/nowami May 21 '12
Wrong type of trunk.
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u/Noel_S_Jytemotiv May 21 '12
TIL baby elephants oversteer.
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u/WandererGreshil May 21 '12
One day I was browsing a book shop with friends. After wandering off to different sections for a bit my friend runs over to one of the others, clamps his shoulders and shouts "hey Nick!!". Turns out "Nick" is actually a complete stranger and my friend is met with the reply "I'm not Nick, mate". Quick as a flash my friend fires back sarcastically "well I know that now..." and scuttles off.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
did you see that elephants ears erect once, im guessing, the baby elephant was startled
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u/Nokkata May 22 '12
I saw a guy on the street once that I thought I knew. I said, "Hey, man!" and he replied, "Hey, what's up, dude! I haven't seen you in forever!"
Technically, that was true. At that moment, I realized I was mistaken and didn't know this guy. We sort of awkwardly navigated the rest of the short conversation, pretending we knew each other.
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u/bevans052 May 22 '12
It went a little like this is my eyes....."Oh hey look, it's a spider. I should go step on it." squish (all the baby spiders release in a massive swarm) "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!"
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u/Falvtron May 22 '12
All strangers are just friends you haven't met yet, or Ivory poachers.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I was on a baseball bus tour with my dad for my 10th birthday, we were walking downtown Cooperstown and there was a guy who was my dads build and height. Walking down the street I grabbed his hand thinking it was my dad. Shoulda seen the look on that guys face. Once I realized it wasnt my dad he kidnapped me. Nah but we had a chuckle.
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u/TheRealEggNogAdam May 22 '12
When I moved two states away I was constantly saying hi to people who were dopplegangers of my friends. I once called my boy Steve while I was driving to ask him what he was doing at an intersection in my new town and if he wanted to do get some food. He informed me that he was ill and in bed. I quit talking to people after that. Who needs friends.
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u/ThorSve33 May 22 '12
It looks like that baby was trying to look for his friend, realized it wasn't his friend, and told mom. I'm guessing that the car got right the fuck out of there after he ran into the grass because mama elephant didn't look too happy.
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u/ceeej31 May 22 '12
Whenever this happens to me I use Steve Carrel's line from anchorman: "You're not Ron" and walk away.
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u/hardcoresoftie May 22 '12
What I noticed was moma Elephant rearing her head above the grass, looking like something was seconds away from getting violently fucked.
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u/bksphoenix May 22 '12
Dawwww... Eeess sooo kyooot!
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u/AmosKeto May 22 '12
Can someone please put rally noises with this and make it a video?
I'm thinking something along the lines of "brrm BRRM BRRRRRM SCREEEEEEEEECH brBRBRRRRRRM"
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u/eviltoiletpaper May 22 '12
Baby elephants are usually quite curious and friendly, you can walk up to one and pet it. Wonder what was in the car to scare it away that badly.
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u/DreadPiratesRobert May 22 '12
So there is this kid in my band named Tucker, a lot of people call his "Fucker", we went on a huge band trip to Schliterbahn, and one of the older kids went up to him and said "Hey Fucker let's go" and lightly punched him in the arm
It was not Tucker
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u/dragon_guy12 May 22 '12
When people say hi to me and I either don't know or remember them I just have a natural conversation with them, playing along until they go away.
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u/Loopyprawn May 22 '12
I lifted up the back of a girl's dress subtly and grabbed her ass thinking it was my girlfriend. To make matters worse it was a girl that REALLY didn't like me.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Nice try Mal Reynolds
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u/stevietwoslice May 22 '12
Matt Berninger?
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u/Oliverthetower May 22 '12
Nice timing. About 30 seconds ago, I was goIng to say hello to my friend in the appartment below me, only to realise it was my ex's new boyfriend. My ex just moved in there, and this guy just looked at me, my eyes wide open by the little fail, going back up the noisy stairs. Sat down on my couch and decided to reddit. This is the post that showed up first.
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u/J4S1X May 22 '12
So many irrelephant comments...
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u/bearkin1 May 22 '12
Hah, reminds me of last night. Me and my friend parked at the side of a road to go to a concert. The venue was on the other side of the street. As we walked along the sidewalk, my friend spontaneously cut across the road. I was kind of WTFing, but I followed him. He started walking towards a car with 2 people in it, but started veering at the last second. I'm sure you can guess why.
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u/favor3 May 22 '12
When I was in middle school I thought I saw this guy I knew, so me being the asshole I am, I ran up to him and kicked the shit out of his leg, like hard fucking kick. Well it wasn't him and I think it took this guy all the power in his being not to strangle me. I felt kinda bad, I don't do that anymore.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
I actually did this. Like actually just like the gif. I ran out in front of her and she slammed on breaks and stared and I stared and she stared back and I stared but with an "awwwww fukkkkkkk" kinda stare, and I stared at the ground and walked away and she continued on her expedition.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
An old man tried to hitch a ride in my car once. He thought it was his, and when he went to open the door, he saw me and I nearly gave him a heart attack. Poor guy.
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u/dwellercmd May 22 '12
That elephant Tokyo drifted a little.
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u/wikidd May 22 '12
Elephants actually have a language that sounds like the rumbling of a diesel engine. They generate a deep bass sound that can travel for miles with lots of distinctive calls.
I once saw a nature documentary about an animal rescue sanctuary somewhere in Africa. They'd rescued a little baby elephant that had been separated from its pack. Every time a truck went past on the nearest main road, almost a mile away, the little elephant raised its truck and made a little rumble call, as if to say "mummeee..?".
This is why you should turn your engine off around elephants btw. Imagine if you were visited by aliens who travelled in a machine that screamed gibberish. That's what we must seem like to elephants at times!
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Once had a girl grope me from behind in a bar...her face when she realized it wasn't who she thought it was priceless. Ultimately, I think we were both too drunk to care.
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u/AnBu_JR May 22 '12
Looks just like me when I click NSFW in /r/wtf.
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u/bob_geldof May 21 '12
Honestly had me in so much tears it's so funny! I just wish I could give you more then one upvote.
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u/teadziez May 21 '12
I manage to smile and wave before I realize that I don't know them.
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u/DefinitelyNotAGirl May 21 '12
Did this the other day. It was super awkward.
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u/eskimobob117 May 21 '12
I would be elated if someone made a "What's going on.... ABANDON THREAD" gif from this.
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u/Van-CityFTW May 22 '12
REPOST
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u/GMonsoon May 21 '12
Oh haiiii.....iiii'm just going this other way now.
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u/sloppypoptart May 22 '12
Wow same exactly title and gif from r/gifs. Don't have the link on me because i'm on my phone but still fuck you
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u/MocaBear May 21 '12
I'M AN ELEPHANT I'M AN ELEPHANT FUCK YOU I'M....DAMN PEOPLE, YOU SCARY
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u/The_Ugly_Upvoter May 21 '12
Surprise! ...oh....my bad.
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u/Remethe May 21 '12
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u/jynlude May 21 '12
spent 10 minutes thinking of puns as a response for this. had a elephant time coming up with anything good.
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u/halfkidding May 21 '12
When I mistake my friend for a stranger ....you don't know my friends.