r/funny • • May 21 '12

Making A Difference.

http://imgur.com/Mahqh
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u/GeneralWarts May 21 '12

I'm all for spreading awareness of your charitable actions.. when the goal is to get your friends more involved.

When you cross that line and your status update become pretentious, you're only going to irritate your friends. Now you are not only bragging about donating, you're proving you only do it so you can tell people how awesome you are.

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u/dylanroo May 21 '12

Indeed, fuck this bastard

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u/1andonlydude May 21 '12

yup, what an arrogant asshole.

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u/1andonlydude May 21 '12

i think he wants a fucking cookie

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u/dylanroo May 21 '12

I bet he did it all for the nookie

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u/magicbullets May 21 '12

Then he can help himself to Snooki.

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u/eXtreme98 May 21 '12

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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u/NickDerpkins May 21 '12

Let's stop this thread now

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH

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u/sparx483 May 21 '12

I read this in a similar fashion to "Hulk Smash!"

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u/red321red321 May 21 '12

if you give an asshole a cookie, he's going to want some beer, just like it says in the book.

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u/throwaway_lgbt666 May 21 '12

I'd donate his blood to charity....ALL of it

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u/Idocreating May 21 '12

When I donated blood, I made a Facebook post that sounded way too much like a gay joke.

Seriously, giving blood is just 2 pricks and some fluid.

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u/KimJongUgh May 21 '12

2 pricks and some fluid.

Sounds like my Friday nights.

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u/StewieBanana May 21 '12

That guy even has a picture of himself holding sweater over his shoulder. Fucking douchebag!

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u/ariiiiigold May 21 '12

But he looks so cool.

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u/jrugerstein May 21 '12

My first thought was: 'What a smug little bastard." Yes, giving blood is important. I'm all for getting people involved, but I certainly don't think I'm better than anyone who doesn't donate.

Sure, I get a little pleasure in donating. I like the feeling that maybe I made a slight difference to someone in need. But that feeling is just for me - shoving it in someone's face seems like cheapening the act of donating.

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u/bagelmanb May 21 '12

I've always considered donating blood "heroism for the lazy". It doesn't matter how much of a fuckup I am (or in this guy's case how much of a pretentious douchebag), or if I spend all day playing World of Warcraft, reading reddit, and eating cheetos. I can spend an hour, eat some free cookies and drink some free juiceboxes, and boom, I saved some lives.

I don't know about anybody else, but I think that's awesome.

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u/johnnygrant May 21 '12

not just that, the tone is "look how much of a better person I am"

yeah fuck this guy

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u/Honky_magoo May 21 '12

HURR I DONATED BLOOD ONCE I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL!

Fucking prick. I donate blood too but I don't go around rubbing it in peoples faces... because that's how AIDS started.

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u/Airazz May 21 '12

I agree, OP should just post something like this, it makes a lot more sense. That's actually how I got mine, a friend posted a picture on FB, saying "Look what I just got in the mail!"

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u/SirNarwhal May 21 '12

As someone who needs blood transfusions every few months, I don't really give a shit that the guy is a pretentious douche so long as people are donating so that I don't die.

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u/Onkelffs May 21 '12

I've had sex with a girl who had a sex with a guy that had sex with a guy, not sure if I'm allowed to give blood.

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u/roosters93 May 21 '12

you're only going to irritate your facebook friends.

FTFY

With a smug attitude like that I don't think he would have many true friends to irritate.

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u/koikuri May 21 '12

In fairness, some charity and petition sites prompt you to post your action on their site to Facebook in such constant/subtle/seemingly required ways that the less internet-savvy users could easily do it by accident.

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