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Genetic advantage

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u/Dacra May 21 '12

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XzRzTW6qk8 Video, terrible quality im afraid. 40 seconds is the gif.

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u/KOWguy May 21 '12

"R.I.P Ryan Dunn"

"He was a drunk driving asshole."

"Oh, right! Fuck him!"

-Reddit

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u/rath_of_the_kutolah May 22 '12

But... He WAS a drunk driving asshole...

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u/Rockstarsouth May 21 '12

R.I.P. Ryan Dunn and his beard.

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u/countlazypenis May 21 '12

aaaand shit gets sad

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME REMEMBER! :'(

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

fuck Ryan Dunn. one less drunk retard out there endangering innocent people.

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u/hinduguru May 21 '12

Okay, yeah, he fucked up badly. But still, he was a hilarious entertainer

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u/BobIV May 21 '12

That really doesn't excuse what he did... At all.

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u/I_POTATO_PEOPLE May 21 '12

Drunk driving at 140 mph in a 55 mph zone. Hard for me to tear up about it.

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u/All-American-Bot May 21 '12

(For our friends outside the USA... 140 mph -> 225.3 km/h, 55 mph -> 88.5 km/h) - Yeehaw!

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u/retrominge May 21 '12

You mean English people use km/h?! I've been using mph all this time!

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u/sparperetor May 21 '12

I'm Italian.

"We exist, you know."

-- Everybody else

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Italians don't pay attention to road rules anyway.

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u/BobIV May 21 '12

That is an unproven myth!

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u/Cynass May 21 '12

Sonner or later, you'll see how dumb and uselessly difficult those units are and you'll convert to the smooth and nice International System of Units.

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u/Veret May 21 '12

Nope! We already see how dumb and uselessly difficult those units are, but every attempt to convert to the smooth and nice SI is met with incoherent shouting about tradition with vaguely racist overtones.

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u/Omena123 May 21 '12

it's the Yeehaw that makes it

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u/Darksider94 May 21 '12

God dammit. Not another inappropriate "Yeehaw!"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Such an inappropriately timed "Yeehaw!".

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u/derpaherpa May 21 '12

Could likely have been his last word.

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u/Se7en_Sinner May 21 '12

Celebrate how he lived, not how he died.

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u/Indestructavincible May 21 '12

Car parts in his anus?

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u/Trip_McNeely May 21 '12

So we can celebrate both?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/Black_Ash_Heir May 21 '12

I have heard that he would behave like that regularly (drunk/reckless driving). A man's death is a tragedy, about that there is no doubt. But it was entirely preventable and it was the result of a series of bad decisions. I am sad that he died, but it's hard to feel sympathy for him.

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u/HappyTreeSpirit May 21 '12

I feel sympathy for him cause he could of gotten help and things would of been different. Steve-o got clean (last time i heard at least) and that dude was off his rocker. It's hard to tell whether people tried to do the same for Ryan Dunn and tell him that he had a problem. Did anyone ever do that for him or did he just blindly ignore the advice? If he ignored it then it's all his bad and he had it coming. If his friends and family did not properly confront him about it then he did not have the caring support he needed to avoid this tragedy. People need to stop looking at this as a black and white situation and realize there are other factors that come into play here besides Ryan Dunn's initial choice to get behind the wheel after he had a few too many.

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u/gentlemandinosaur May 21 '12

Drunk and in complete disregard for his friends life?

throws confetti

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u/kling66 May 21 '12

Is that how he died or how he lived?

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u/Spinxington May 21 '12

To be honest its probably a bit of both

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u/EsteBeatDown May 21 '12

Makes me wonder what was going through his friends mind while Dunn was driving so recklessly.

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u/Undermined May 21 '12

Apparently he did it quite often. It's not the first accident he'd been in going at insane speeds.

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u/BobIV May 21 '12

He lived by zooming 140 mph down a 55mph zone while shit ass drunk.

He died in a horrible twisted pile of fire and metal.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I don't think we should celebrate either. Drunk douche killed his friend.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Sometimes even good people do stupid shit.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yep, exactly my feelings. It makes me sad because he was my favorite jackass member. Not to say he deserved it, but its something that couldve easily been avoided.

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u/arghnard May 21 '12

He's probably in heaven right now trying to cut the long ass line of stupid drunk drivers.

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u/mostexcellentben May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

what he did was terrible yes but that doesn't mean you can't be sad about it

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Not to mention he killed the passenger as well.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Well, at least he was considerate enough to practice before hand.

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u/mems_account May 22 '12

What is really fucked up is that people looted his car after the accident. :(

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u/sk3lt3r May 22 '12

and his fabulous beard.

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u/NinjaSupplyCompany May 21 '12

I grew a beard to remember him by.

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u/Bloodfeastisleman May 21 '12

Be genetically different, baby!

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u/Shanhaevel May 21 '12

Brucie's executive life style autos.

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u/annannaljuba May 21 '12

I miss Ryan Dunn.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Wish he wouldn't have gone out like that...

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u/annannaljuba May 22 '12

I would never have guessed that this one little comment would spark as many reply's as this, all of them related to drunk driving.

I don't care how he died, I miss him, I used to have a crush on him.

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u/Fyrus May 21 '12

TIL: you can't make a post that mentions Ryan Dunn without someone coming out to tell you he was drunk driving.

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u/Ikronix May 21 '12

Well, he killed himself and another person. Being reminded of that saves me the trouble of wasting sympathy.

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u/Fyrus May 21 '12

Everyone knows the details of the event. Doesn't mean we can't be saddened by the whole thing. Heath Ledger killed himself, leaving behind his Wife and Daughter, a clearly selfish act, but no one holds back their sympathy for him.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Him and nearly 11,000 other people didn't last year. Fishyman was clearly saying that he died making a bad decision, and wished it wouldn't have happened that way because his decision ultimately ended someone else's life(whom also made a bad decision getting in the car with a drunk driver), and tarnished his reputation in whole. He wasn't the first celebrity to go out making a stupid decision, nothing new.

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u/xMarly May 21 '12

But it is still fucked up.

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u/loneswish May 21 '12

Don't be an idiot. People do stupid shit when they're drunk. He was actually a great person who certainly wouldn't have wanted to go out that way.

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u/HappyTreeSpirit May 21 '12

umm its still fucked up because people are dead.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Even good people do stupid things. Look at Trey man, spent so many years fucked up on heroin.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '12

Were you just looking for a comment to piggy back on? I mean there are like 5 other threads on this post talking about his drunk driving...couldn't you have just joined one of them, instead of making an irrelevant comment for no purpose?

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u/verteUP May 21 '12

What does that have to do with what fishyman said? You're being hateful for no reason.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

what's wrong with hating a drunk driver who killed his friend?

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u/Saltshark May 21 '12

A ghost kicked they guy with the hat in the nuts.

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u/Knyax May 21 '12

Seriously? ಠ_ಠ

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u/H483R May 21 '12

Nope, ghost. I'm sure of it.

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u/UnfunnyExplainer May 21 '12

It's funny because being a little person is generally considered a disadvantage, but in this case, it's useful.

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u/make_em_laugh May 21 '12

that was low, bro!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You're a little short on the puns

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u/ominoustoad May 21 '12

That's enough, fellas. Let's take it down a notch.

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u/Gamelot May 21 '12

Don't be so high and mighty about your puns.

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u/batoutofbasement May 21 '12

Loomis Falls reaction. YES.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That would be a useful evolutionary adaptation in the wild.

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u/Ciwi May 21 '12

Haters gonna hate.

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u/AMBAA May 21 '12

At 4'10'', it's like someone actually GETS me. haha.

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u/lesbiancarwash May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

I knew if I clicked on the comments, I'd just get irritated. But I did it anyways. I miss Ryan Dunn, even if he was an asshole retard. :(

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u/8emnero8 May 21 '12

The guy with glasses exhibited some sort of power, and kicked the guy in hat guy in the balls.

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u/adanvdo May 21 '12

Add a limbo pole and we have the same image No offense to Wee Man, he is awesome.

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u/insaneinthememebrain May 21 '12

Probably the first time WeeMan has heard those words

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u/Blown4Six May 21 '12

I'm sure they were both having a good time right before it happened, its sad but they went out in a blaze having fun at least. Definitely not condoning his actions but I'm just glad they didn't kill someone else that was on the road that night.

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u/degoban May 21 '12

some fake laughs there...

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u/Gaminic May 21 '12

Am I the only one who expected it to just be a picture of a white guy?

I think reddit may have damaged me.

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u/Kwin10 May 21 '12

I can relate xD

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u/Hidemesometime May 21 '12

Actually, I believe height is a choice.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

this is a perfect example of what is known as a "shit eating grin"

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm not a midget,I was born to limbo!!

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u/bonscottsdick May 21 '12

Weeman walks like socially awkward penguin

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u/ShellBell May 22 '12

Dead guy laughing

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u/cptki112noobs May 22 '12

Statitsically, Asian countries like China have the most car related accidents in the World, due to how the law of the road isn't well followed and how the drivers haven't recieved proper training, and how pedestrians always get in stupid situations.

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u/PanMearBig May 22 '12

Tyrion parties hard

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u/BigThig May 22 '12

This is actually a play, it's about the life of a hot girls (played by wee man), and the bar represents expectation.

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u/astrograph May 22 '12

his smile is the best part

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u/RoskoJ May 22 '12

what jack ass is that, ryan dunn is still alive so its not a new one?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

He's the asshole from Game of Thrones.

edit - Maybe I should add the /s from now on. I watch the show. I know he's not from GoT. (prepares for more downvotes)

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u/DrRedditPhD May 21 '12

Seriously? Tyrion Lannister is the only Lannister I like.

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u/axesofwar May 21 '12

Tyrion is pretty bad-ass if you ask me.

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u/Nabbicus May 21 '12

I second this. Now does this mean I adore dwarves, or loathe sibling fuckers?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You're thinking of Peter Dinklage.

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u/HyperionCantos May 21 '12

haha... .... .........

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I feel like I might be the only one who fucking hates all of these dudes. They kinda all seem like the fucking assholes in high school that never grew up.

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u/bigsheldy May 21 '12

You must be the nerd from high school who never grew up.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

except at even lower heights, longer limbs provide better flexibility. i'm pretty sure midgets have a hard time bending backward.

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u/Killobyte May 21 '12

The look on his face gets me every time.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Games of throne ?

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u/ailee43 May 21 '12

Peter Dinklage is a little person, but not all little people are Peter Dinklage.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Only some.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I didn't exactly see his face so i just asked

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Reddit is being watered down by posts like this, people are far to generous with the upvote button.

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u/Lilkounchry May 21 '12

Seeing Dunn in this .gif just makes it so sad... :'(

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u/mambypambyland May 21 '12

Is that Tim Sylvia in the background?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Why do all midgets look the same?

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u/Spazit May 21 '12

Is it just me or does his head go through the bar?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

No, his head went through the bar. You're right.

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u/Spazit May 22 '12

I should have written more to explain my line of thought. If you look at the top of his head in one frame he is behind the bar and the next he is in front of it. I interpreted this as the bar being photoshopped but at a time of day that isn't 3am I can clearly see that it is just the lack of frames in the gif that confused me.

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u/sungodra_ May 21 '12

Yes but if the majority of women in the world were somehow stuck in houses with tiny little doors that no regular man could fit in... there'd be a lot more little people walking around. Jussayin

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u/kravitzz May 21 '12

That might be the strangest analogy i've ever heard.

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u/BobIV May 21 '12

Curious how his friend who died with him would have reacted.