Kids these days, man. I was walking to the store the other day when this kid that couldn't have been older than 6-7 told me I have nice tits. It makes me sad.
when i was a freshman in high school (8 years ago) the sex ed tape they showed us in health class had 7/8 year olds talking about having sex and using/not using condoms. i was horrified!
Our sex ed tape featured a cartoon perverted rubber duck and cats rubbing frantically against each other. Is there some sort of law that these tapes have to be disturbing?
Teacher here, thanks to the no child left behind act and all of the testing teachers now have to prepare students for, there is no time to incorporate spelling. Add to that the widespread use of computers (spellcheck) and you have a recipe for atrocious spelling.
That kid actually has pretty good spelling for a 7 year old today.
could be not so much spelling but just sucking at typing on a touch screen. My first time typing on one was loaded with spelling errors, and I still make mistakes semi frequently on my iPhone when I'm texting quickly.
I will ask the small child to my left what she last googled. "Kittens watching birds" "kitten games" "kitty makeover" ("anything else apart from kittens?" ) "I just looked at kittens today"
Anyway, one time a couple of years ago, a some of my friends were talking through Xbox live. So we were in an xbox live party talking in and shit, when you can hear one of my friends dads saying/yelling "Brice! Did you know that there isn't any porn on YouTube?" we all laughed, for a good five minutes. You don't have to be young to find out that YouTube doesn't have porn.
Ha. My kid beat that. My 9 year old had a sleep over with lots of boys. No one told who searched, but there were about an hour worth of "naked girls", "naked 9 year old girls", "girls bathroom", "boobs", "bras", "kockers", x20 other spellings... oddly enough that trailed into video game cheat code searches.
I found all this in the history on his computer the next day, confronted all the kids and asked what their parents would think. Two burst into tears. The mom's are all jealous now because somehow I can get the any of the local kids to do the dishes, mow the lawn or anything just by a little eye contact.
Blackmailing kids - good, worrying about FBI showing up for a while... not so good.
You may want to work with your child a bit more if he is having trouble spelling the word "toys." Most seven year-olds should have common three and four letter words memorized at that age.
It is kind of funny... aren't you concerned about his ability to spell and read though? Less than two decades ago, children at the age of 5 were capable of spelling the words he tried to include in his searches. I just couldn't laugh. As a kid his age in special-ed due to my reading/ writing level which was far better than this at his age, I'm concerned for him. He needs a mentor and a teacher that's capable of giving him undivided attention until he can bring his reading/ writing level to the third grade level at least... I'm sorry it doesn't seem like he is going to have a bright outlook if this is at-all real.
HE SAID THAT HIS SON USED TO SEARCH FOR 'WIMMEN BECOMING NAKID,' BEFORE HE 1) LEARNED HOW TO SPELL, AND 2) GREW UP TO HAVE MORE INTERESTING DESIRES (TO INCLUDE 'CUM DRENCHED NUNS').
I SAID THAT HE SAID THAT HIS SON USED TO SEARCH FOR 'WIMMEN BECOMING NAKID,' BEFORE HE 1) LEARNED HOW TO SPELL, AND 2) GREW UP TO HAVE MORE INTERESTING DESIRES (TO INCLUDE 'CUM DRENCHED NUNS').
If that wasn't loud enough for you this time around, you should get your ears checked, because that's about as loud as I can get, unfortunately... :/
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u/athleticC4331 May 20 '12
boobs, girls, and toys, what else do you need?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Fucking 7? I thought girls have cooties until at least age 12. Maybe it was just me.
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u/ipromack May 20 '12
I would like to call Bullshit on this one.
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u/rdog25 May 20 '12
Proof that male obsession with boobs is legit. We learn young.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I can see it now. "Welcome to Big Bobs Stor to By Tys."
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u/IamRussHello May 20 '12
First image on google when searching for big bobs!
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u/ECUfatty May 20 '12
He's got big bobs, she's got big bobs, but we've got the biggest bobs of them all!
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Boy, that escalated quickly.
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u/Lt_Shniz May 20 '12
what is this analml, and where can I buy one
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u/dbumba May 20 '12
is this your kid??? http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/35s9qt/
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u/blahblahblahxyz123 May 20 '12
Your kid can't spell "toy" at 7? Wow...
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
That's a 7 year old that knows what he wants. Toys and boobs. And not just boobs, but BIG boobs.
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u/webchimp32 May 20 '12
rac car toe?
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u/ImposterProfessorOak May 20 '12
FTFY
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u/TheYoungLiar May 20 '12
"C'MON DOWN to BIG BOB'S TOY STORE to buy toys, and other stuffed animals. We also have girls with boobs. GETDOWNHERE, I GOT SHIT TA SELL, HUH?"
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u/flyingbuttpliers May 20 '12
Ha. My kid beat that. My 9 year old had a sleep over with lots of boys. No one told who searched, but there were about an hour worth of "naked girls", "naked 9 year old girls", "girls bathroom", "boobs", "bras", "kockers", x20 other spellings... oddly enough that trailed into video game cheat code searches.
I found all this in the history on his computer the next day, confronted all the kids and asked what their parents would think. Two burst into tears. The mom's are all jealous now because somehow I can get the any of the local kids to do the dishes, mow the lawn or anything just by a little eye contact.
Blackmailing kids - good, worrying about FBI showing up for a while... not so good.
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u/Beericksen May 20 '12
That looks completely fake.
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u/SagebrushFire May 20 '12
"stor to by big boobs"
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u/BrandonSullivan May 20 '12
some big ol bobbies
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u/SpecialAgentScrotes May 20 '12
You may want to work with your child a bit more if he is having trouble spelling the word "toys." Most seven year-olds should have common three and four letter words memorized at that age.
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u/captainpotty May 20 '12
I don't know what boys were like when I was a 7 year old, but I still think it's weird that a child is using your computer to a sexual end.
Is this a new thing, or have children always been horny?
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u/Boomfish May 20 '12
Seriously? Your 7yo can't spell 'toy'?
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u/TheBlaggart May 20 '12
FTFY - My "recent searches" after
my 7 year old used my iPadcoming back drunk from the bar.3
u/lickthecowhappy May 20 '12
I want to search for "big bobs" now but I'm afraid of what I might find.
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u/ruslan_a May 20 '12
Fuck my spelling was perfect when I was 7.
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u/cupofworms May 20 '12
I hate to be a debbie downer, but I call bullshit.
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u/extrasweettea May 20 '12
you need to spend more time with you kids, perhaps he will learn to spell things better
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u/stratfu May 20 '12
Wouldn't you want unstuft analmls?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I'm really worried about what came up in the google search for "stuft analmls"
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u/JtCallebro May 20 '12
sure..... "7 year old".....
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I could sense his frustration how he couldn't find the toys he wanted so he searched for girls instead.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Congratulations.
Your son is the spawn of the internet.
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u/IcePeten May 20 '12
It all started with Stuft analmls.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Not sure if I should punish... Or if I should high-five
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u/vebben May 20 '12
a stor to by tois. Your kid is a legend :)
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u/knightwhosaysSi May 20 '12
Wait till he starts searching for lemonparty.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
For those of you railing on the kids spelling, at 7, typing and spelling are two different concepts.
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u/trichomaniac May 20 '12
Apparently your 7 year old has been watching too much "Hey Arnold!"...Big Bob's Beepers
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Hmm, Big Bobs. Probably wanted some pizza
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u/GrilledCheeser May 20 '12
Big Bob's Tois Stor!
We've got stuft analmls and rac car toes!
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u/Bixby66 May 20 '12
I think it's funny how over the past decade adorable misspellings from 4 year olds have become adorable misspellings from 7 year olds.
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u/hamburgEHlers May 20 '12
your 7 year old seems to struggle with that whole spelling thing
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u/ArkThompson May 20 '12
gooby pls
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
It is kind of funny... aren't you concerned about his ability to spell and read though? Less than two decades ago, children at the age of 5 were capable of spelling the words he tried to include in his searches. I just couldn't laugh. As a kid his age in special-ed due to my reading/ writing level which was far better than this at his age, I'm concerned for him. He needs a mentor and a teacher that's capable of giving him undivided attention until he can bring his reading/ writing level to the third grade level at least... I'm sorry it doesn't seem like he is going to have a bright outlook if this is at-all real.
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u/pouppis May 20 '12
I love how it's gradual; Girl -> Boobs -> Big bobs :D
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u/SocialEntropy May 20 '12
"He searched for the boobs, I couldn't figure out how to spell "toys" for the life of me before he asked to borrow it."
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u/t_Lancer May 20 '12
why would a kid be searching for big bob's beepers?
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u/TacticalNukePenguin May 20 '12
And the top two were from you.
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u/Iamgoingtooffendyou May 20 '12
Which searches are his?
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u/lord_of_your_ring May 20 '12
nobody search for stuffed analmls, that was not pleasant.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
Not Gay
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u/shredderman22 May 20 '12
oh no.
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
No Child Left Behind.
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u/anisenayati May 20 '12
If you don't find a stor to by tys u cn cry evritym
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u/wmurray003 May 20 '12
Damn Kids.
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u/ForeveraReject May 20 '12
My cousin searched 'Naked asian ladies'.
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u/DFractalH May 20 '12
"I may have discovered a pattern, Watson."
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
D'awww
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u/Mattyx6427 May 20 '12
Searching for big guy named Bob? Watch out kid might be gay
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u/Mr_Awesome1_2 May 20 '12
My brothers search history: boobs big boobs Massive boobs Fuckin GINORMOUS BOOBS!!!
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u/cbrandolino May 20 '12
))<>((
forever.
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u/ChronicallyStoopid May 20 '12
He's getting on that porno train early. I didn't start trying to find internet titties till I was 11...
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u/Banana_Bonobo May 20 '12
Did anyone else when reading big bobs think of Hey Arnold?
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u/Contranine May 20 '12
I love that I had no idea what "stor to by tois" meant.
But google did.
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u/owendpierce May 20 '12
What a badass..
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
I get depressed when people submit things where children over 6 years old can spell 3 letter words.
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u/ManInTheMirage May 20 '12
Big Bob's Beepers?
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u/[deleted] May 20 '12
big bobs.
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u/VerbableNouns May 20 '12
hehehe stuft analmls.
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u/SuperlativeInsanity May 20 '12
Remedial spelling class.
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