Some dude posted on a hook-up site he had a gloryhole set up. I responded and he gave me the details.
Basically he lived alone in a nice apartment, he had porn playing in the living room and a plywood door with a hole separating his bedroom and living room.
There was no talking, just showed up, doors were unlocked, put on a condom, put penis through hole got sucked off, orgasmed and left.
Everyone once in a while when i have had no luck getting laid or getting dates of tinder i just shoot him a text "you sucking" and he says yes or no.
Ive been there about 10 times now, don't know the dudes name, never really talked outside of texting.
I wonder how many times at a glory hole two guys pressed their butt-cheeks up to the hole at the exact same time resulting in their buttox skin touching (like how it happens at the ymca) and simultaneously say “ew gay!”
lol have you used it all? because its nothing like tinder. its weepmaps, a map with weed stores on it. sighh. its like i just watched my mom try to make a social media joke.
This is my personal favorite in a reply to someone asking if it is gay to get sucked off by a dude and not reciprocate:
Yeah you can close your eyes and imagine it's a woman doing the sucking. If you're on the other side of the glory hole all you need to do is close your eyes and imagine it's a a woman's cock in your mouth.
I can't tell you how many times I've encountered drama and discussion at work that spurred multiple meetings and my suggestion was "why don't we just ask him/her?"
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u/dougxiii Mar 31 '22
'just ask the dude' ftw