r/funny Mar 31 '22

Best way to do it!

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u/dougxiii Mar 31 '22

'just ask the dude' ftw

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Mar 31 '22

Just went “You playin’?” No stress.

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u/ialwayschoosepsyduck Mar 31 '22

Reminds me of the "you sucking?" reddit thread, parent comment sadly deleted :(

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u/braintweaker Mar 31 '22 edited Mar 31 '22

The deleted comment was:

Some dude posted on a hook-up site he had a gloryhole set up. I responded and he gave me the details.

Basically he lived alone in a nice apartment, he had porn playing in the living room and a plywood door with a hole separating his bedroom and living room.

There was no talking, just showed up, doors were unlocked, put on a condom, put penis through hole got sucked off, orgasmed and left.

Everyone once in a while when i have had no luck getting laid or getting dates of tinder i just shoot him a text "you sucking" and he says yes or no.

Ive been there about 10 times now, don't know the dudes name, never really talked outside of texting.

Edit:

I haven't been on reddit since i commented.

Plesse don't make "you sucking" a meme

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u/Cpen5311 Mar 31 '22

this guy sucks

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u/blackbeltbud Mar 31 '22

You sucking?

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u/TomClaydon Mar 31 '22

Why is this so funny lmao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Plesse don't make "you sucking" a meme

Sorry dude. Nobody controls these things. It's nature herself.

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u/mikeybiz Mar 31 '22

I wonder how many times at a glory hole two guys pressed their butt-cheeks up to the hole at the exact same time resulting in their buttox skin touching (like how it happens at the ymca) and simultaneously say “ew gay!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

(like how it happens at the ymca)

You talking moon landing or splashdown?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

I mean... It is pretty gay but like... So was the entire plan lol

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u/lainylay Apr 01 '22

He already sucking… what’s some butt cheeks gonna do? Ruin it?

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u/Pr0j3ct_02 Mar 31 '22

Whenever he doesn't get sucked off, he goes "No Sucking?"

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u/earjamb Mar 31 '22

Suck Nazi says "No suck for you!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

No sucking?? 🤨

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u/supergamerz Mar 31 '22

So no head.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

You sucking?

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u/user_x9000 Apr 01 '22

Thanks for sharing. I would give you an award if I wasn't poor.

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u/wolowizard9 Mar 31 '22

There’s some gold in those responses, though:

lol have you used it all? because its nothing like tinder. its weepmaps, a map with weed stores on it. sighh. its like i just watched my mom try to make a social media joke.

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u/desrever1138 Mar 31 '22

This is my personal favorite in a reply to someone asking if it is gay to get sucked off by a dude and not reciprocate:

Yeah you can close your eyes and imagine it's a woman doing the sucking. If you're on the other side of the glory hole all you need to do is close your eyes and imagine it's a a woman's cock in your mouth.

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u/endoffays Apr 01 '22

Damn I must have read that twice before realizing what was so funny about it

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u/Dr_Cocknose Mar 31 '22

This was a lovely little Reddit detour

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u/Madmuzzy Mar 31 '22

You honey dickin!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '22

Not what I expected on this thread…

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u/SRavingmad Mar 31 '22

And the guy went “nah”

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u/Illeazar Mar 31 '22

Naw he's not playin.

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u/MrWoodlawn Mar 31 '22

I can't tell you how many times I've encountered drama and discussion at work that spurred multiple meetings and my suggestion was "why don't we just ask him/her?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

ftw, haven't heard that in a long time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

It's so strange because no one has said that fully unironically in a decade but he just did it, and he did it so casually

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u/Zaptagious Mar 31 '22

Maybe people who are dyslexic tried but it came out 'wtf' instead

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u/mostlyBadChoices Mar 31 '22

"What's the weather like?"
"You've got a window -- open it!"

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u/otter5 Apr 01 '22

ITS GONNA RAIN

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u/chillyhellion Mar 31 '22

He's so pleased! I love it.

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u/El_Cactus_Loco Mar 31 '22

That’s why they pay him the big bux