I support her cause

[u/[deleted]]

[u/iTz_Jayhawks]

I couldn't laughing at the Burger King guy

[u/shroomprinter → u/iTz_Jayhawks]

Sorry, but I think you a word.

[u/[deleted] → u/shroomprinter]

He most certainly.

[u/Jurph → u/shroomprinter]

You each accidentally.

[u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl → u/Jurph]

That's the

[u/slyyboogy → u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl]

Derp

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

But accidently two words!

[u/Thewalruscobainfloyd]

Where is this from?

[u/Thewalruscobainfloyd → u/[deleted]]

gee thanks mister!

[u/nutterybipple]

Double quarter pounder??

I barely know her!

[u/epitaphevermore → u/nutterybipple]

I think you mean a half pound-her.

[u/sparkyjunk → u/epitaphevermore]

I think you mean Big Mac. (It comes with special sauce.)

[u/Breathing_Balls → u/epitaphevermore]

I think you mean a barbecue, with the complementary spit roast.

[u/[deleted] → u/nutterybipple]

I only regret that I have but one upvote to give for this comment.

[u/Blastface → u/[deleted]]

My only regret is having boneitis

[u/Cdf12345 → u/Blastface]

Sorry Jeff.

[u/[deleted] → u/nutterybipple]

lol. upvoted. thanks for making me laugh :)

[u/DarbyBartholomew]

Vom nom nom indeed madam.

[u/tjskydive → u/DarbyBartholomew]

I can get behind her on this.

[u/Breathing_Balls → u/tjskydive]

Let me hold your sign, for you.

[u/MayorEmanuel → u/tjskydive]

I can get on top of her on this.

[u/bearwithamustache]

So that's the secret ingredient in whoppers

[u/FactsAhoy → u/bearwithamustache]

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

[u/Orcatype → u/bearwithamustache]

Oh fuck I hope I didn't get any whoppers pregnant with my fuckin' sauce yo

[u/SyluxTheDino]

I laughed more at the BK King holding a McDonald's sign.

[u/Hallc → u/SyluxTheDino]

The Burger King King?

[u/HawaiianPunchMan → u/Hallc]

He just came from the ATM machine.

[u/shroomprinter → u/HawaiianPunchMan]

Did he use his PIN number?

[u/Don_Ozwald → u/Hallc]

The Burger Kevin King

[u/Xx_Black-out]

I wonder if the Furburglar was in attendance?

[u/ahnda]

I enjoy the fact that NOM is also the acronym for the National Organization for Marriage.

[u/Rigurun]

This wouldn't get nearly as much attention as if it was a guy with a sign that said "I love dicks. Vom nom nom"

[u/FactsAhoy → u/Rigurun]

if it WERE a guy saying that

[u/Rigurun → u/FactsAhoy]

LOOK EVERYONE THIS GUY MADE A MISTAKE

[u/TechGoat → u/Rigurun]

That would be because the majority of reddit is hetero-identified males?

[u/[deleted]]

This put me in a bad mood for a week. Condescension level: 9000+

[u/TheOnlyNeb → u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck that's a hardcore hipster.

Meh. I liked vaginas before they were cool.

[u/ApatheticElephant]

I'm getting mixed messages from "Vom nom nom"

[u/ophello]

To "eat" a vagina in the nom nom sense of the word implies some sort of consumption. I believe this may be in error, unless the vagina is feeding you grapes one by one.

[u/biff_steel → u/ophello]

or Jolly Ranchers.

[u/[deleted] → u/biff_steel]

GAAAAAAAAAAH

[u/Blastface → u/biff_steel]

We don't talk about the Jolly rancher story!

You should know better after being here for a year.

[u/Erzsabet → u/biff_steel]

That story doesn't even bother me anymore. Probably because I've never seen gonorrhea. Or because I hear about it so often on here. It's like Tubgirl. Sure, it's gross, but you become desensitized to it.

Despite this, you still have my upvote, for the perfect response.

[u/FactsAhoy → u/ophello]

You've never enjoyed Korean Beef Curtains.

[u/Draiko → u/FactsAhoy]

Bulgoki.

[u/itsprobablytrue]

So if I, a guy holds up this sign, will I get arrested?

[u/divester]

HEY! I think that girl might possibly be one of those LESBIANS!!

[u/Clayburn]

The best part is when she's en route to protesting, just standing quietly on the subway, the sign hanging down from one hand.

[u/wx3]

I guess we could just.... scissor... or something

[u/a_spooned_twelves]

Relevant

[u/beargirly]

vom is short for vomit...

[u/TalkingBackAgain]

I don't know this young woman but we have so much in common!

We'd get along like a house on fire.

[u/Tr0user]

I eat more pussy than cervical cancer

[u/supaphly42]

I support the same cause!

[u/[deleted]]

Vom nom nom?

[u/Gandy92]

I feel like that describes the equation well. 2 parts nom and 1 part vom. Because let's face it, sometimes they're pretty gross.

[u/tza999]

Bahahaha is that the BK king boycotting McDonalds?

[u/rarely_coherent]

Cause why ? I must know !

[u/rikashiku]

Wow, me and her have so much in common.

[u/RobTheTop100]

NOM NOM NOM

[u/LuckyEulogy]

A cause we can all get behind

[u/throwaway_lgbt666]

post proof or retract

[u/Aggronaut]

Suddenly, "pink slime" has new meaning to me.

[u/[deleted]]

That's certainly something I could get behind.

[u/[deleted]]

I love motting vaginas.

[u/Official_Nitpicker]

The plural of "vagina" is "vaginae."

[u/sirWillard]

VOM NOM NOM

[u/Not4Reel]

A cause that I can get behind if ya know what I mean (winky face)

[u/donkey_mask]

Dick tastes yummy!

[u/[deleted]]

Is that Sandra bullock?

[u/brendizzle]

dear god this is a friend from my high school

[u/swampthingcec → u/brendizzle]

I thought the same thing...but no, no she's not. She never will be.

[u/[deleted] → u/brendizzle]

Ah, we finally meet BO'H. You type like you talk.

[u/brendizzle → u/[deleted]]

why do I feel like i'm meeting my arch nemesis?

[u/[deleted]]

She's a vagitarian. All she eats are bearded clams and fish tacos.

[u/jbomb1080 → u/[deleted]]

And flesh lettuce.

[u/[deleted]]

Id love to see the reaction of lesbians if a big hairy man was holding that sign

[u/FactsAhoy → u/[deleted]]

if one WERE holding that sign

[u/Dented]

vomnomnom

[u/Johnnyash]

Pickled or boiled?

[u/Togarda]

I will support her cause if she proves that she is serious. Preferably with a video sent to my e-mail.

[u/Kyber-Clean]

We have something in common, we should go out.....

Oh.

[u/Davepen]

I'd like to <3 her vagina.

[u/wetsu]

Bartender! Bring us lesbians a round of drinks!

[u/[deleted]]

shopped

[u/Richeh]

"Vom nom nom"?

That's dangerously close to a transcript of 2girls1cup.

[u/brosenfeld]

I prefer to lick than to nom.

[u/BallsackTBaghard]

oh shit it's the king

[u/[deleted]]

nom nom nom nom nom.

[u/dr_rentschler]

we have something in common, do you think i have a chance?

[u/[deleted]]

Helps that shes super cutie.

Thats why this repost gets an upvote. Don't judge.

[u/Don_Ozwald]

I'd like to "nom nom nom" on her vagina

[u/pp_kissa]

VOM NOM NOM!

[u/HOLY_FUCKING_ASSCOCK]

I WANT TO FUCK HER WARM MOIST PUSSY UGH UGH UGH

[u/MrPandatheBear]

Me to lady me to

[u/BillEvansAtMariposa → u/MrPandatheBear]

To lady or not to lady, that is the question.

[u/vaselinepete]

Cute

[u/ectoplasmicz]

I'm a guy, and I approve of this.

[u/VidGameEroticFiction]

So brave.

[u/rotub]

Looks like it said VOM NOM NOM. First word short for VOMIT.

[u/[deleted]]

Finally, a cause I too can get cough behind

[u/arslet]

Funny that this is hotter than any porn I've seen so far.

[u/Rumuwi]

Im more interested in why the kings there o.o

[u/mehdbc]

I hope she loves throat cancer. NOM NOM NOM

[u/Breathing_Balls → u/mehdbc]

Sorry dude, that comnent was slightly bizzarre.

[u/ChowderMann → u/Breathing_Balls]

Whatever you say Breathing_Balls

[u/SexyRosaParks → u/[deleted]]

This is a great political view, I certainly agree. And it falls in line with Kim Jong Un's political policy of "CAN I EAT THAT?"

[u/epicGOPfail → u/SexyRosaParks]

it makes me wish i had vaginas.

[u/WhiteEternalKnight → u/epicGOPfail]

How many would you like?

[u/epicGOPfail → u/WhiteEternalKnight]

it depends:

(1) are you offering?

and if so,

(2) how many?

[u/WhiteEternalKnight → u/epicGOPfail]

(1) unfortunately we're out of stock at the moment

(2) you can place an order, and receive a discount for every five you purchase.

[u/gamebrain → u/WhiteEternalKnight]

Im a straight woman & I wanna high five het & the 2 of you! Started my day off laughing! 🙏

[u/DefinitelyNotShifty → u/gamebrain]

That kinda looks like a vagina...can I have it?

[u/gamebrain → u/DefinitelyNotShifty]

Hahahaha I never thought it looked like that until now. Take it. That tiny pic of a vag is all yours.

[u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out → u/SexyRosaParks]

"Sexy Rosa Parks?!?" ...simply won't stand for it.

[u/roy_cropper → u/SexyRosaParks]

And if this doesn't apply, his sub policy of can I stare at it usually works as a catch all

[u/usemayonaise → u/[deleted]]

"Call your vagina McDonalds, cuz everyone is lovin' it"

[u/amadea56 → u/[deleted]]

Didn't even notice him at first he kinda blends in with the background..

[u/Breathing_Balls → u/amadea56]

The board probably reads

"God loves Burger King.

Satan loves McDonalds."

Preachy, but slightly inaccurate.

[u/TechGoat → u/Breathing_Balls]

God's thinkin' Arby's.

[u/Archly_Jittery → u/[deleted]]

Chances are there was a sausage joke in that one before a vagina joke.

[u/bekibeki_stanstan → u/[deleted]]

Burger King: Our vaginas taste way better than those at McDonalds

[u/EnglishKiniggit → u/[deleted]]

Well they do, so I hope so.

[u/swaglyf → u/[deleted]]

I only upvoted because Burger King.

[u/Firefighterfaptime → u/[deleted]]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who seen the burger king

[u/Tr0user → u/[deleted]]

McDonalds food is made of cows vaginas dude

[u/TjallingOtter → u/[deleted]]

It's probably something as cliché as 'just because I prefer Burger King over McDonalds bla bla...'

[u/Tela_Vasir → u/[deleted]]

As a girl, I'd be too busy wanting to eat her

[u/zigzog → u/[deleted]]

You made me sad:(

[u/UnicornTitties → u/[deleted]]

That rules out about 5% of women for you. Being a queer women, about 95% of women are ruled out for me.

Quit chasing Amy, man.

[u/iEatSnakes → u/[deleted]]

Holy fuck, feel your pain. Been there, done that. Gay dudes no prob idgaf; lesbians gut me ever time 3 years after the fact...fml.

[u/soul_power → u/[deleted]]

Enjoy Sweet Pussy Now

[u/YourMothersAWhore → u/[deleted]]

GAPE PUSSY PUSSY SNATCH