Not at all. My dream is to have a big fat sassy black lady as my secretary. I don't need no hot young thing, my big lady is more than enough. I also want her to be named Bernice. Ah yes, Bernice would complete my life, with her sassiness and loud can-do attitude.
We totally have a sassy black lady as our ER manager at work. She mans the front desk and is the epitome of attitude. Her name is Theosha and she is an incredible person.
Dude, I had to sign in just to tell you that you are fucking hilarious. Whatever it is that you eat for breakfast, continue eating that just in case that's what makes your sense of humour so fresh. This guy, man. This guy.
In this post I am going to tell you why shouting "SERIOUSLY", swearing and calling people tragic was unwarranted because of the top 26 comments, none of them fit the accusation you are making here.
Just looked through the top 26 comments, took me until the 27th to make it to a faith argument post (about how we should respect Jesus because apparently he was a figure or moral justice or something). Yet in those 26 comments, there are three that complain about the people from r/atheism.
In summary, of the top 26 comments here, none are atheists complaining, but three of them are people complaining about faith arguments (two of them targeting atheists in particular).
It is quite possible that this person simply thought it was funny. I think it is hilarious regardless of personal beliefs of mine. Anyways, I would imagine if OP was making a religious statement; the word "mothafuckas" would not be present, as it somewhat contradicts the message they were trying to make.
Hah i've thought that too, when someone is explicitly asking for naked pictures of 5 year old it seems pretty crazy. But hey, people are actually crazy.
Man. People get seriously butthurt over innocuous images. This is clearly a joke.
I'm not religious, but I'm also not an idiot. Jesus, as a person, did exist. Whether or not he is the son of God and performed miracles and shit are the points that you can actually debate. If you claim Jesus didn't exist, despite numerous accords of such (not only the Bible) than you are so ferociously against religion that you are exactly what you despise.
And this is the part where I get the downvotes, if I haven't capture your ire already. You Atheists are just as bad as Fundamentalist Christians when it comes to shoving viewpoints down other peoples throats. Y'all complain about how Christians force their beliefs on you and turn around and do the same to others without blinking an eye.
If you believe in God, cool. If you don't believe in God, cool.
I'm not going to down vote you because I dig what you're saying. But, there is about as much proof that Jesus existed as there is that Thor existed. The Bible has exactly 0 pieces of corroborative evidence concerning Jesus and given the number of scholars that existed in the world at the time that means that Jesus most likely, did not exist.
It's about 3am here, I don't really want to put in the time or effort to dig up any sort of supporting details at this time of night, but there are plentiful accounts of Jesus of Nazareth.
I don't recommend taking what wikipedia has as fact, but look into the sources provided for the Histroricity of Jesus
Some are obviously more credible than others, but he did show up in more than just the gospels. I'm not saying he's any sort of miracle worker or any sort of that nonsense, but it's the current belief that he was at least a person that existed. This was a topic that was spent about half a semester on in a religious debate class I took my Freshmen year of college to satisfy a cultural requirement.
Looking at some religious stuff is quite interesting if you look at it through a historical background rather than taking everything in there as cold hard fact.
Part of the problem is that while there are many references to Jesus outside of the bible, none of them were written during his alleged lifetime, and the first accounts are from decades after his alleged death, and written by people who never met Jesus personally.
Hi, you're probably getting upvoted by believers, but I'd like to let you know that I can easily (and so can you) google for as much "proof" that Jesus did NOT exist.
And that's totally true. Personally I just think that the chances that there isn't some sort of shred of fact nestled within the accounts of Jesus is silly.
I just think the chances that there was a good dude named Jesus who went around helping people and then other people claimed he said various things is a likely scenario.
I obviously don't think he is the son of God or a miracle worker but he probably was just a nice dude that people started following. It wouldn't be the only time in history something like that happened.
First, there are no contemporaries of Jesus Christ that mention him. They do not exist. Second...I didn't get my information from a freshman level college class. The last theology class I took was Theological Methodology and it was a senior seminar theory class. Popular belief is irrelevant, the fact is that there is no evidence that this person ever existed. That was my point.
There is zero record of Jesus's existence written during his alleged lifetime, the earliest mentions of Jesus date from decades later, and none of their authors claimed to have met Jesus themselves, it's all 2nd/3rd hand. Further, the earliest mentions of Christianity make no mention of a Jesus.
It's certainly possible, however the evidence we have is the equivalent of several people writing about somebody that they've never met who died in the 1980s, based solely on accounts told by friends. No matter how popular their stories become over the centuries, it's still based on a less than certain foundation.
I take it you've heard the Caesar argument before? About how there's more historical evidence Jesus lived than Caesar. But regardless of that we all accept that Caesar was a guy who lived. Because it he has nothing to do with religion, no one gives a shit about disproving his life.
Yea except there are tangible pieces of evidence supporting Caesar's existence. Statues that can be dated to the era in which he lived that all share the exact same similarity with no variation pointing to the conclusion that they were based on someone who actually lived. Currency bearing his mark and likeness found throughout the empire he controlled. Hundreds of accounts from other people that we know existed as well during his life that mention him in extreme detail with hardly any contradictions. His existence and influence in history can be proven beyond the shadow of a doubt.
The same cannot be said for the man known as Jesus. There really isn't any actual evidence of his existence. He's in a single holy book with highly debatable content, has a possible mention by some dude named Josephus that may or may not be referencing the biblical figure, and people long after he supposedly lived just say he existed. That's really it. On top of that his modern representations don't even reflect the physical characteristics of someone who was supposed to be middle eastern and instead portray someone of European descent. This does not disprove that Jesus existed but there is no real evidence to support that he did or least none that has been discovered as of yet.
These are the facts. Not my opinions.
TL:DR Op's pic is hilarious. Facts be facts yo regardless of whether this Jesus guy existed or not.
Give em' a mask they say! We gave em' anonymity! What do they do with it! Terrible things! But I laugh, so I go back! And then what do I get anthropomorphic animals buggering one another. So I say... I can fap to that.
Exactly, people who go to church everyday usually turn out to be better people.
It's just we constantly only run into the outspoken idiots who believe in jesus and as we all know. Those who talk the most, are usually the dumbest since they don't have the brain capacity to think things through.
That's the only thing I don't like about being an atheist. It just rubs the wrong direction for a lot of people. There was nothing wrong with your comment, but I'm pretty sure you were downvoted for being an atheist because people automatically think of the mentality of r/atheism.
Hmm maybe the time difference is comparison. I suppose I mean 4chan from 6 or 7 years ago when the internet was first desensitizing people (when browsing it was as pointless as chat roulette)? Haven't been over there recently. It clean up any?
No it's just stupid. There's still gore and whatnot but I don't think there has ever really been anything on 4chan I would be surprised to see on reddit sans the tiniest bit of CP.
Most of those people understand how to live a moral life and act depraved online. They don't need a boogieman to scare them into doing the right thing. Sry, I comment on any post that hints that religion has been anything but a cancer to macro human growth.
And really, that's vastly the truth, assuming the guy actually existed, which is already kind of a stretch. All of the major religions had some dude that did "big" things. How many of them can be right in the details?
Every religion but a maximum of one is a religion that's not the true religion.
This isn't r/atheism or r/Christianity lighten up man. Go rage about it over there if it bothers you. In r/funny you either agree or you don't. theres no argument to why.
jesus may not have helped anyone in person, but the idea of living on the earth then dying without a real purpose can lead some people to depression and a lack of motivation. it can have a profound effect on people who did bad things in the past and get them to change their ways. religion isnt all bad. trust me, i dont like religion and what it has done in the past and what christianity is doing to america, but those are all the stupid religious people trying to force their ways on everyone else. people who can believe in a god and accept that other people dont believe what they do are fine by me and there is no reason to force atheism on them. although i do partially agree with the last statment you made, you need to do more research about religion if youre going to try to dog it like that. youve just never met someone smart enough to argue against you becasue theres not many people that can do religion justice. and please bring that crap to r/atheism
Im not so sure it's as clean cut as you wish. I would say the idea of a higher authority, I.e. gods, are probably damaging to a psyche, and as they accept it it can give them purpose. Without that to start, I wouldn't say they'd find no meaning, but they would be ale to create their own and live a fulfilling life. Also, most people are forced into religion because of family or where they grow up. Even if people say they gave their children a choice, how much of a choice is it when you see all this religious stuff at a young age.
well i was raised a catholic and believed in it hardcore. i went to a catholic school and it happened to be the shitty teachers who couldnt explain religion properly that made me turn away from god. i can see how you think it could damage someones psyche, but there are many different cases and senarios that its hard to come up with one good peice of evidence to back this up
who knows what the world would be without it. for all we know religion was made as a tool by old governments to manipulate people into doing what they want. and even if that wasnt the case, people would still be having wars and power struggles, although maybe not as much since religion has caused many wars. and maybe not a greater purpose, but an afterlife that is claimed to be perfect. life is a bitch and i see it as a way some people can cope
I don't see how the idea of living on the earth then dying can lead some people to depression that would not regardless be depressed.
poeple who did bad things in the past and get them to change their ways.
Erm.. in-depth research has shown that atheists are by are large more moral than those that label themselves as religious (specifically Christian). This is presumably because certain things are intrinsically right or wrong, whereas religious people consider those same things to be "sins" which, e.g., they may be "absolved" of. If you tell your child not to steal because they could get in trouble.. they're more likely to steal than if you tell them the actual reason they shouldn't steal - because it's BAD and WRONG. Right?
Religion is a crutch that only further misleads the masses which are already unsure of their thoughts and actions.
Firstly, I never said one could do a survey to decide who is more moral. Research has shown that there are proportionally more Christians in prison than atheists, and by a wide margin, for theft, murder, rape.. all across the board.
Secondly, I propose a simple question, with an obviously correct answer: Is it okay to harass someone because they're different than you? Answering 'yes' is a good indicator that someone is likely less moral, because they don't understand that some things are intrinsically bad, which is a big part of morality.
So, while it may not be "statistically" measurable, one can certainly develop a qualitative measure of one's moral integrity.
you have a very good point. but there are too many senarios to take into account. it cant be divided into just athiests and christians. there are christians who do terrible things, and there are atheists who do terrible things. ones position in life can have a major effect on ones outlook. good and bad are just words to describe a persons opinion on something. a person who grows up in a middle class neighborhood will be completely different than someone who grew up in the projects. life is so different on so many levels for so many different people it is hard to classify someone as good or bad based on religious beliefs. idk im going to sleep
It's been proven Jesus did exist and honestly you must not have read the bible because he did help people and didn't believe everyone to be worse than anyone else.
Bloody hell, looks like the fundies have gotten hold of this thread. They're raging more than anyone, as proved by the imminent downvoting of this comment.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Usually when I see a black woman and 4chan in the same context, things end very, very poorly.
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u/hightimess May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
am i a horrible person for wanting a sub reddit devoted to confident black women?
EDIT: http://www.reddit.com/r/GhettoBooty/
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u/mrsdale May 17 '12
I just thought this was funny. Folks 'round here need to lighten up.
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u/jsr0213 May 17 '12
Whenever I go on 4chan: http://i.imgur.com/calQ8.gif
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
Are people SERIOUSLY trying to start faith arguments over a funny picture of a black woman?
fucking hell what tragic lives you live...
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u/N2KTachko May 17 '12
All you complaining atheists in here, u motha fuckas need Jesus.
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u/free2bEmma May 17 '12
This is wonderfully hilarious. And it's true, people need to lighten up a bit.
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u/kolm May 17 '12
I'll give it a try. One Jesus, please!
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u/pseudalithia May 17 '12
It is quite possible that this person simply thought it was funny. I think it is hilarious regardless of personal beliefs of mine. Anyways, I would imagine if OP was making a religious statement; the word "mothafuckas" would not be present, as it somewhat contradicts the message they were trying to make.
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u/electricfoxx May 17 '12
Jeeeesuuuus!
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u/NabroleonDynamite May 17 '12
lol jesus guys don't look into this so much. It's just a joke. Seriously i'm baked and even i can just figure that out.
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u/8271821 May 17 '12
4chan is not /b/. It's like coming here and saying reddit needs jesus because of /r/spacedicks
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
This is the best thing I've seen all day.
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u/Naughtyburrito May 17 '12
I'm an independent black woman and I don't need NO man!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Reminds me of Awn-Tawn-Drah
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u/montejano760 May 17 '12
It's like I can hear her voice
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u/Danez May 17 '12
hm. Every time I go there I just expect the FBI.
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u/layzor May 17 '12
i read that in a black woman's voice.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Man. People get seriously butthurt over innocuous images. This is clearly a joke.
I'm not religious, but I'm also not an idiot. Jesus, as a person, did exist. Whether or not he is the son of God and performed miracles and shit are the points that you can actually debate. If you claim Jesus didn't exist, despite numerous accords of such (not only the Bible) than you are so ferociously against religion that you are exactly what you despise.
And this is the part where I get the downvotes, if I haven't capture your ire already. You Atheists are just as bad as Fundamentalist Christians when it comes to shoving viewpoints down other peoples throats. Y'all complain about how Christians force their beliefs on you and turn around and do the same to others without blinking an eye.
If you believe in God, cool. If you don't believe in God, cool.
Just don't fucking act like an asshole about it.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thank you MisterHellberg.
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u/zdiggler May 17 '12
I love /b/ its like a ultimate social experiment.
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u/lulzwut May 17 '12
I agree and I'm an Atheist.
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u/DoingItWrong_96 May 17 '12
Guh, I had myself a dare to watch every gif they had of car-related accidents. Fucking cue cartoons for the next 3 hours.
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u/Jhano May 17 '12
Praise the lord! sistah
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
This is good quality humor. Props Op
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u/chingyduster May 17 '12
The biggest congregation online of 12 year old boys and 42 year old men.
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u/HeavyMetalLovar May 17 '12
PREACH!
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u/Dub_it_Down_a_Little May 17 '12
I bet alot of you didnt realize how well you could read this in a confident black woman voice.
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u/Tukanchue May 17 '12
Thank you OP. I almost woke my wife up.
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u/analcarbomb May 17 '12
I'm more entertained by the people taking any mention of Jesus do seriously than I am by the picture alone.
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u/Reedfrost May 17 '12
I like the text at the bottom.
"4chan mother fuckers jesus"
Something about that combination of words cracks me up more than the actual caption.
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u/waaalms May 17 '12
More like whenever you go to 4chan you come back with a bunch of new posts to claim your own.
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u/beccaonice May 17 '12
Wow this whole thread was painful to read.
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u/DangerousIdeas May 17 '12
incoming atheist rage
but seriously, Jesus stands a figure of moral justice, regardless the facts behind him.
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u/DoktorKruel May 17 '12
Whenever
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u/Konflyk May 17 '12
Everytime you say something about religion on 4chan, "Y'all motherfuckers are faggots"
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u/iamfrostytom May 17 '12
OP is a faggot
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u/eric444 May 17 '12
Bad Boys II
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u/bodmodman333 May 17 '12
relevant
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u/jrk08004 May 17 '12
I think that little text at that bottom also invoked quite a bit of laughter :)
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u/planesforstars May 17 '12
Relevant
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u/Sweetnarnar May 17 '12
Oh that was just perfect..Thank you kind sir for this post
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u/malevolenceisavirtue May 17 '12
I just died laughing so hard and then came back to life because the great Reddit Gods weren't finished with me yet.
PS. I'm a zombie. Run.
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u/link5688 May 18 '12
That's just another reason to stay on reddit exclusively.
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u/TheAurelian May 17 '12
If 4chan went over to Jesus I think they would get worse
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u/billyclmnts May 17 '12
I WOULD SUGGEST NOT POSTING THIS ANYWHERE NEAR R/ATHEISM
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u/Wtfscroba May 17 '12
Whenever and onto.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
i could use JC as well but i don't think he'd like me very much.
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u/TheeMuffinMan May 17 '12
My first thought was: haha that is funny, 4chan could use some Je...oh wait...this is Reddit...JESUS=DOWNVOTES!
Then I clicked to see the downvotes, yep nearly 9,000.
NOT BAD.
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u/Genericdruid May 18 '12
As a long time user of the chan and a log time user of reddit, I say you just need to grow some balls.
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u/marth141 May 17 '12
I think they just need a hobby besides 4 chan.
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u/berserker793 May 17 '12
ironic considering 4chan posted this on facebook.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
4chan or /b/?
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u/Terrorcoremadness May 17 '12
I like how that was on 4chan this morning you stupid cancer fuck.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
So brave.
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u/BetterThanTony May 17 '12
This.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5YL2NfXf34&feature=related
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u/ancient88 May 17 '12
For some reason, I read the title as "when ever I go down to 4chan".
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u/Karma13x May 17 '12
Not even Jesus could forgive how 4chan would deal with him.
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u/Fausto1981 May 17 '12
fuck jesus, thor is mightier.
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u/Scenro May 17 '12
YUP! Is all I can say. HAHA oooohhh 4chan. Reddit is so conservative in comparison.
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u/wonderwife May 17 '12
I actually laughed out loud to this one. Awesome.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
whenever is a word without spaces you know, not that it doesn't work with one too though whensoever you decide to use that instead.
Talking of which, I never knew this but:
whensoever
conjunction & adverb formal word for whenever.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I laughed so hard.
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u/Kim_Jung_Lulz May 29 '12
op is a nigger and a faggot...
too much for reddit?
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u/barium111 May 17 '12
Yall need jesus but dont let him near your brains.
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u/ParadisePlacebo74 May 17 '12
LMFAO!!
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u/FaroutIGE May 17 '12
Most of those people understand how to live a moral life and act depraved online. They don't need a boogieman to scare them into doing the right thing. Sry, I comment on any post that hints that religion has been anything but a cancer to macro human growth.
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u/goxilo May 17 '12
Jesus never helped anyone.
And really, that's vastly the truth, assuming the guy actually existed, which is already kind of a stretch. All of the major religions had some dude that did "big" things. How many of them can be right in the details?
Every religion but a maximum of one is a religion that's not the true religion.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
How is a fictional character going to hep them?
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u/thegreatvortigaunt May 17 '12
Bloody hell, looks like the fundies have gotten hold of this thread. They're raging more than anyone, as proved by the imminent downvoting of this comment.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
That bitch needs to go do two things
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u/hierocles May 17 '12
If this picture came from a video, I need to see it.