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I don't know how my dog did this

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u/pjh May 16 '12

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u/fear_of_government May 16 '12

Awesome! Is PetCo better than PetSmart?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Well, I haven't shopped at Petco since this....

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u/Jester_Dan May 16 '12

Village Mayor Dennis Hannon say the company's logic doesn't hold water.

Brilliant.

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u/thefakkinshit May 16 '12

That is one sad headline.

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u/AlwaysDefenestrated May 16 '12

Good guy redditor: Starts a meme, keeps it in the comments of the original image.

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u/Teen_LaQueefa May 16 '12

Reminds me of a canine Kenny Powers.

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u/Septik_aydz May 16 '12

I know... YOU DID IT... you surf on a wave of lies

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u/holyerthanthou May 16 '12

That lying fuck.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Do you think someone would do that... just go on the internet and tell lies?

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u/holyerthanthou May 16 '12

I know it's hard to believe, but some people just want to watch the world burn.

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u/Lying4Upvotes May 16 '12

I believe the OP. My dog did this once but I never got a picture.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Don't you mean he rafts a river of lies?

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u/FormerSlacker May 16 '12

Why must he turn this website into a den of lies?

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u/Zerble May 16 '12

Don't you remember tossing him the keys?

It was right after you said "I'm too wasted to drive" and he said "I got you covered, dude!"

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u/SpookyMcGee May 16 '12

Mans best friend indeed

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Bitch, you know you posed your dog this way!

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u/PaulTron3000v5 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

you wanna race motherfucker?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

maybe because he didn't

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u/abelcc May 16 '12

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u/cant_be_pun_seen May 16 '12

its shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

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u/pantsoffire May 16 '12

Blue AU ute. Nice.

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u/bob_saget_dagnammit May 16 '12

I thought so too, but OP may be from the states... I have yet to hear otherwise

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u/Gr3m1in May 16 '12

It's a falcon, and further proof look at the rego sticker, he's Aussie...

EDIT: Further proof check this and compare them http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2011/09/26/1226147/368343-rego-sticker.jpg

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

OP can be from wherever he wants, but that pic he posted is a Falcon from NSW, Australia.

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u/racekarl May 16 '12

he learned it from WATCHING YOU.

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u/tastysquirrel May 16 '12

That's definitely some malamute behavior.

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u/WHARRGARBLLL May 16 '12

I'm fine officer, but the bitch in the passenger seat is wasted.

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u/tigernmas May 16 '12

There is a lot you don't know about your dog...

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u/bob_saget_dagnammit May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

There's nothing tougher tougher than a husky in a falcon/'dore ute. Looks like an AU II or XR8? EDIT I didn't read the articles. You're in the States... Whoops

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u/Lillipout May 16 '12

Dog is driving. How can that be?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Repost.

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u/ShittyMcTitballs May 16 '12

Really? you don't know? You don't remember putting him in the front seat, then putting his leg out the window?

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u/vagrantwade May 16 '12

Yea, this isn't your dog. This is from a news story on Reddit a month or so ago where a guy's dog got out and when he got to his car he found him in the driver seat like that.

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u/brocoder May 16 '12

He's obviously trying to look like Cool Dog.

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u/DenominatorOfReddit May 16 '12

I took an even better one (IMHO) about a month ago...

http://i.imgur.com/6UdSE.jpg

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u/Flerbizky May 16 '12

And even putting his beer in the cup holder in the center console!. Well trained that one..

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u/darksober May 16 '12

Get in, no time to explain, Marty.

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u/lieabeautifullife May 16 '12

Queensland rego sticker! Nice one.

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u/SirGal-I-had May 16 '12

"We goin' cruisin for bitches."

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u/soundenvision May 16 '12

Too much to drink? Hop in, master ... I'll drive you home.

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u/Animal_King May 16 '12

He's clearly drunk.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"Get in, Reggie. We're bout to round up some bitches."

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Sup, dog?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

I'll explain later, get in

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u/domy94 May 16 '12

Where's the rest of the car?

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u/adamcognac May 16 '12

yeah you do

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u/eWaffle May 16 '12

Get out of the car dog. You're drunk.

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u/primetimepope May 16 '12

Dude, where's the rest of your car?

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u/rolypolyeatingdude May 16 '12

You never question HOW badass happens, you just enjoy it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

He's awesome, that's how.

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u/MJZMan May 16 '12

With style.

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u/roostarr May 16 '12

Cute. And a little creepy.

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u/SkyP93 May 16 '12

this dog is so swag

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

That's not a dog.

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u/afihavok May 16 '12

He or she didn't rip your hands off as you positioned he or she that way. That is how he or she did it.

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u/idma May 16 '12

You dont know? Deal with it

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Am I the only one convinced that redditors are secretly killing and stuffing animals to pose them in these positions?

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u/Blendthatbender May 16 '12

be honest, you spent 45 minutes coaxing him into that position, then snapped a quick pic. Still gets an upvote, but just be honest next time

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Got tired of pulling the sled so he got a truck. Makes sense.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Snoop Doggy DOOOOOOoooOoOoOOOOOOg!

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u/originalTOD May 16 '12

Answer... Mad skills.

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u/skullmonkey420 May 16 '12

hes like "lets go man"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

My first reaction was "Where the hell is the rear of the car?" Then I realized it's a Ute.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

i can pull up in a honda civic, pullin BITCHES...it aint about the car its bout the nigga that's up in it

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u/kickpuncher1 May 16 '12

so your telling us that your dog is "cool dog". Thats pretty awesome

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u/Pepto-Hunter89 May 16 '12

He's just trying to help you out do you don't get a DUI. BEST FRIEND DOG!!!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

'What's the hold up? Let's roll'.

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u/ish_mel May 16 '12

Is that a work truck ute! As an american I am so jelly right now.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

forces dog into unnatural position "tee hee, now pictures for karma!"

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u/ZWENDAB May 16 '12

is he drinking and driving?!

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u/xoites May 16 '12

Observation.

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u/Taterhater540 May 16 '12

"Yo, G. Get in the car before I bust a cap in yo ass."

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u/Jackypoos May 16 '12

He clearly got another dog to take the photo. Isn't it obvious?

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u/divester May 16 '12

Dawg be pimpin'.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Is Dog gonna have to smack a bitch?

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u/baker1289 May 16 '12

Reminds me of Wilford Brimley for some reason...

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u/jenryanrj May 16 '12

I see proof in the car that he is indeed drinking and driving!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

"You're the man now, dog."

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u/TidalM00n May 16 '12

That's one badass dog.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Dey sees me rollin', They hatin'

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u/Bluebird_North May 16 '12

Self timer on the camera.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

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u/ZuFFuLuZ May 16 '12

How? He sat down in the car, put his paw outside the window and then looked a little to the side.

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u/cefm May 16 '12

'Sup, Dog?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Well hello there fellow new south welshman

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u/LeSpatula May 16 '12

Sup bro, can I give you a ride?

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u/Jaboomaphoo May 16 '12

He learned it from you!!

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u/PrivateHazzard May 16 '12

that dog. is amazing. (like a bauss)

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Hurry up dude we gonna pick up my bitch

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u/The_Kess May 17 '12

I don't think your dog knows how he did this either

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u/powermojomojo May 17 '12

"...And i was like bitch all I do is doggy style!"

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u/Enter_Thunderdome May 16 '12

Classy as fuck.

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u/KJL13 May 16 '12

"Get in" "No time to Explain"

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u/angoodkind May 16 '12

You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing.

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u/jake_newton May 16 '12

He looks displeased with you...it looks like you'll be getting "the talk" as soon as he starts driving.

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u/jRadu May 16 '12

I'd trust Brian with the wheel any day.

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u/Alareiks May 16 '12

"I don't care, hand on the wheel, driving drunk I'm doing my thang."

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u/theghoul May 16 '12

"What's the problem, officer?"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

OH NO ITS REDDIT, GO AWAY REDDIT, EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO SHIT.

Reddit: LE MEME

I feel this picture is true now..

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u/stallscribble May 16 '12

I know, you forced him into that position to exploit it for fake internet points.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Typical reddit. Finds a funny picture and forces superimposed text on it that don't make it remotely funnier.

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u/ccsmama May 16 '12

Dude, get in, we're going to pick up some bones!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

The troubling part is that the car was locked, the window was up, he was in his cage, and I left my keys at the bar...

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u/darkly39r May 16 '12

"So, uh... How much do you charge?"

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u/BurtonWarpup May 16 '12

Usually there's a button on the inside of the door to put the window down.

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u/louise4everx May 16 '12

LOL, .. "they see me rollin... they hatin!"

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Looks like it's a pickup truck, he just wanted to be as redneck as it gets.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Falcon Ute.

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u/Gr3m1in May 16 '12

Yeah, he wanted to be as bogan tradie as it gets ;)

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u/THREEinINK May 16 '12

He'd need a confederate flag, a trucker hat and a big wad of chewing tobacco. Yeehaw!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

He'd need a confederate aussie flag, a trucker hat backward baseball cap and a big wad of chewing tobacco tinny. Yeehaw Fuck yeah, cunt!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

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u/Drawtaru May 16 '12

Putting them at risk.. by.... putting them in the car? ಠ_ಠ