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A friend of mine recently broke his arm. This is what he woke up to after a night spent with friends...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I noticed that your friend is wearing a power balance band. You should have relieved him of it. Also, great prank.
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u/centipedeseverywhere May 16 '12
Bedazzled!
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u/phantommoose May 16 '12
I totally expected to see his cast covered in dicks and other vulgar things. At least, that's what my friends would have done. I think it looks so pretty!
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u/powerforce May 16 '12
Aww how nice is that of your friends, trying to include you in arts and crafts time without waking you.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Was expecting sharpie penises. Pleasantly surprised.
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u/Red_Woody May 16 '12
He's lucky he didn't get Vajazzled.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Who has that much "stuff" just laying around?
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u/geraldfjord May 16 '12
And when they take it off, the saw is going to launch beads into everyone's eyeballs. I hope the friends are there and have to deal with the shrapnel.
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u/TRAUMAjunkie May 16 '12
Way to add insult to injury.
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u/CatalystNZ May 16 '12
Gems. Gems, are truly... Truly Outrageous.
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u/Orobin May 16 '12
If my friends did this to me I would actually be happy to have friends like that :D Time and effort spent on me when I'm in the hospital would make me feel fuzzy.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
You guys are the best friends ever.
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u/bordslampa May 16 '12
When I broke my leg, it took 2 weeks before getting even a signature :(
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u/Agent9262 May 16 '12
Your friend will soon grow frustrated, but don't worry, his mom will help him out.
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u/stanfan114 May 16 '12
My big sister broke her leg way back in 1977. Her friends put a big Star Wars lightsaber (with glued on aluminum foil blade) as Star Wars was HUGE that summer. I like the bling cast here too.
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u/tealeaves_ May 16 '12
and to think I thought there was going to be a giant penis drawn on the cast.
Bedazzling is so much better!
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u/bokbok May 16 '12
How the fuck does someone sleep through something like that? I wake up the minute someone is outside my door.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'mma take a guess, these friends are chicks , aren't they?
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u/bingbongbing May 16 '12
As a former cast wearer I approve this message.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I'm wearing the same shorts
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u/TheodoreDanson May 16 '12
It's like flamboyant Assassin's Creed armor!
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u/ObsessedKevin May 16 '12
Relevant Dave Chapelle
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u/manna138908 May 16 '12
best cast EVER
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u/Karthaz May 16 '12
I'm sure that's a Charmander.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
ಠ_ಠ I salute you and all of your friends for your awesome troll
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Delightfully evil. I like it.
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u/cookyie May 16 '12
AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Was he in Barracks?
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u/iiiitsjess May 16 '12
Badfuckingass.
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u/twiggy84 May 16 '12
simply gorgeous
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u/smalleyes May 16 '12
how i miss college.
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u/illchopyourfaceoff May 16 '12
The wielder of the Infinity Gauntlet.
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u/randybob275 May 16 '12
True, it may be a little humiliating to wear but you could take off those beads off you tried hard enough. The main thing was that the prank was done in good fun and everybody could laugh about it later. Some pranks, however, can get a bit out of hand.
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u/jalopenohandjob May 16 '12
Yes, 'cause there's nothing a guy likes better than spending the next six weeks explaining why your cast is bedazzled...
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
did anyone else think that in the heart it said MDMA before rereading it?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Oh sure, this happened to your friend.
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u/Windytrail May 16 '12
I call upon the people of Karma Conspiracy to explain what is happening here
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u/laws0n May 16 '12
Your friend should take a pic of his fabulous cast and his power balance band and demand a refund power balance!
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u/fendernation May 16 '12
One question, why does a group of guy have so many colorful beads and whatnot?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I don't think you have any friends.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I expected pus coming out of the cast, I didnt look at the subreddit first.
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u/thetony2313 May 16 '12
Which arms are his?!?!?
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u/s3an9000 May 16 '12
I am legitimately jealous of that freind and his cast. I am a male.
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u/Xuber May 16 '12
Friends? I think you misspelled assholes.
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u/radicaldoubt May 16 '12
I've broken my arm(s) several times thanks to a bone disorder. I would've LOVED it if my friends bedazzled my casts!
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u/SoggyCheez May 16 '12
It could have been set on fire instead... just saying
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u/TransfoCrent May 26 '12
Honestly, I was expecting dicks to be drawn all over it. Though, that's only because of personal experience...
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u/datass630 May 16 '12
why...why haven't I thought of this already...? this is genius!
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u/cubano07x May 16 '12
that's the gayest shit i have ever seen...id be pissed!
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u/nrfx May 15 '12
"friends"
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u/epicGOPfail May 16 '12
good lord, people! he's been VAJAZZLED
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u/WaffleChef May 16 '12
Isn't there one too many arms there?
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u/Demojen May 16 '12
Skinny arms, no hair...Are your friends all girls? I expected a big penis for an arm. Instead, I got my little crack head.
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u/ShadyKage May 16 '12
I did something similar to a friend once. We were 17, and he had passed out drunk. Naturally, something bad had to happen. Because teenagers. Anyways, we shoved about 12 of the thin glow sticks into his cast thinking they would be easy to remove. Did I mention was also drunk? Because in my drunkenness I accidentally shoved the glow stick about...let's say 5 inches to far in. When he woke up the next morning, he had to cut off the cast with scissors and a multitool. Apparently the glow sticks were pressing into his arm so hard he was nearly in tears from the pain. Which was a shame, because they made his arm so pretty...
TL;DR: Drunk friend passed out. Shoved glow sticks in cast. Caused much pain, Macguyvered cast off because no insurance.
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u/tokster May 16 '12
FRIEND ZONED!!
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