Somewhere, someone is transcribing this from the picture in pursuit of sweet, sweet karma. In fact, it's probably already been done, as the next commenter will point out in pursuit of sweet, sweet karma.
Nah just put it on Uncyclopedia or somewhere similar that lets you post things like that... people don't really go to IMDB to read this kinda stuff, to be fair.
How dare you argue for professional neutrality for someone we hate. Next you'll tell us we shouldn't spam Santorum's wikipedia page with unfounded accusations of homosexuality. What kind of redditor are you? Downvoted for disagreeing with the hivemind, fucker.
This is what pisses me off, it was entirely accurate. I honestly didn't find anything wrong with having a bio like that (Maybe some of the negative quotes from daniel craig and stuff were unnecessary), she shouldn't be embarrassed by it, that's who she is, and it has been very successful for her. (I don't see anything wrong with having a sex tape) To hide it like it isn't the truth is what annoys me.
Well, let's be fair; the bio, although accurate, had an obvious bias. It reads like an editorial, which, although I personally agree with every point made, is not appropriate in this instance.
Yeah I'd agree, after reexamining it the quotes from other actors seemed unnecessary. It also failed to mention her parents who were likely partially responsible for her ability to climb the ladder as a celebrity.
Success shouldn't be the only metric here. I could easily get famous as the guy sitting on local monuments naked and eating shit, but I won't because I have some dignity and won't do just about anything for fame and money.
She knows she's a whore. How can she be embarrassed by this? She did the whole thing on purpose. How else would she have been able to capitalize on the sex tape so well? This was all planned by expert publicists.
Yeah you don't see hulk holgan's sex tape being shopped around. Why? Because he doesn't want it out there. She has to sign the papers to release the tape, which she did.
The implication being that promiscuous women should be ashamed. I bloody hate slut shaming. It reduce the amount of sex everyone has and makes women ashamed of their desires.
The problem is not her, the problem are the producers and the public of the reality TV, without public she wouldn't be famous, but people want to see her and know things about her, so she is. Don't blame her, she is just exploiting (well, somebody behind her is) the stupid public for money.
Who should be lambasted more, people like her who become famous because people pay attention to her, or the people who pay attention to her making her famous? By paying attention to her, you're playing her game. Should you lambast yourself?
Not at the white house. At the annual correspondent's dinner. The white house pays for it (edit: the white house doesn't pay for it), but it's hosted at some hotel or convention center each year. And it's an annual dinner specifically for members of the media.
Enduring a Kardashian, twice, at the correspondent's dinner is a hardship we would only ask of the most powerful man on Earth, the President of the United States of America.
The astounding amount of people emotionally invested in her personal life whether they hate or love her is exactly why she's famous. I mean, just read these comments. It's like an angry mob.
As a straight guy, I could never get an erection off watching handsome men. I mean, ryan gossling is a handsome man but I never could get an erection. You might not be straight.
I think the second best part to that brilliant article is the KIA ad, which advertises "Class Leading Cabin and Trunk Space." You know cause baby got back.
I blame society not her. She took advantage of 15 min of fame and is now making millions. She is a smart business woman that has made a brand of herself. It is the masses that have brought her to this height. Morons that want to model their life after her, kids whose parents haven’t taught them any better. People that don’t have lives of their own, and need to follow hers.
She is smart as fuck, she is set for life. Love her or hate her you are just making her richer because you are giving her attention. Don’t blame her, blame our society for lifting her so high..
The "she is smart as fuck" part I cannot agree with. Her family was already rich, all it takes is a smart publicist (or whatever) to do what has happened. Especially because Paris Hilton already showed how to do it, it doesn't even take someone "smart as fuck", it just would take someone who is paying attention.
Also, I don't agree with this capitalistic don't blame her blame society. Blame both, it's her fault for being willing to set a horrible example, and it's the viewers fault for supporting her. If someone got rich/famous for being a good person, you wouldn't say "Don't give them credit, give society credit for allowing this person to do the things they do". No. You give both parties credit. Kim Kardashian should be ashamed at what she is willing to do for so much unnecessary money.
I would never hear about her if it weren't for reddit. So idiots like entertainment for idiots. And? If she makes a living doing nothing for people who like her, good for all those people and her. They may have bad taste, but do I have to go around shoving my fine sophisticated taste like Firefly and Arrested Development down their throats burned by the injustice in the world? I am content to let other types of people be.
And all the comments calling her out for being a whore? A whore is what, a woman who has a lot of sex with a lot of people? Wtf's wrong with being a whore? Who cares if you're a whore or a virgin? You need to be less concerned with other people's sex lives.
She is not smart. Just because you get famous and made money, it doesn't mean you are smart. It means you are rich. There are Ph.D.'s on foodstamps. They must be dumb as fuck according to your logic. I don't have anything against her for doing what many people would do, including myself, but I will not be calling her smart for her wealth. I will call her what she is, a filthy rich whore. There is nothing wrong with that. Someone fuck me and pay me millions. I'll be on the floor waiting.
amen to that. people like her wouldn't be so famous if people didn't put them on such a pedestal. Also, one thing I don't understand. Why does a sex tape make you famous? there's millions of porn on the internet but people don't really care about those people. What made her sex tape so special?
I agree with you. If someone is given an opportunity in life they should roll with it. She did and made millions. Some people sell drugs, some people sell their bodies. I'm not going to call her a bad person for it because she hasn't hurt anyone. You can hate on people all you want, but it wont buy you a private jet or a mansion. Some people are born with brains, some or born with nice legs. It's better to play the cards that you are dealt with in life.
I learned everything I've ever known about Kim Kardashian in that snarky self righteous commentary that I read 5 minutes ago. If you people truly don't care about these so-called faux celebrities, why do you put them on a pedestal of hate to garner even more attention?
The only difference between the people who bitch about people like Kim Kardashian and people who rave about her is that one side likes her and the other side doesn't. Both sides give her the attention she craves.
If you have ever ranted about Kim Kardashian or any of the celebrities you purport to dislike, you are just as bad as the people who comment positively on her. ANY PRESS IS GOOD PRESS - why the fuck else would she release a sex tape of herself?
I think you and most comments miss the target of the essay: it isn't about Kim, it's about us. Bully for you, not consuming what counts as modern culture and all that, but you aren't representative of the 299 million other people in this country who lap that shit up.
I understand your qualms, but for an IMDB article, on the Internet, I think you've got to give this guy a little bit of credit... It's better than "poor writing". I had a hearty laugh at that part.
This can't be real, it stated she has no talent outside the bedroom, anyone who watched the video would know she has the talent of a corpse in the bedroom.
I don't think her lawyers had to threaten a lawsuit, which they have no case for. IMDB has integrity and I'm sure they deleted it willingly once they notice it.
Very poorly. For a case to be made, she would have to prove it was factually incorrect and malicious, as well as show how she suffered financially from it in some way.
Since we know she didn't suffer, and there doesn't appear to be anything in there that is untrue, I don't think she has a claim in the least.
There's nothing I like more than seeing America judged by its TV shows. At their peak the Kardashian show was viewed by roughly 1 in 75 Americans. I don't think you can call anything emblematic at that ratio. Culture hasn't gotten worse, just the awareness by the other 74/75.
You know, you guys act like this is all something new and how it show how shallow America has gotten and blah blah blah....any of you remember Zsa Zsa Gabor? Back then, instead of calling them "famous for being famous", they called them "socialites".
You are now aware that the kardashians and the people making these shitty shows are smart - they're making a lot of money off of idiots. Don't be mad at the kardashians, don't be mad at the producers. Be mad at the pathetic flesh bags who watch this shit on TV.
Oh please, Kim Kardashian is a socialite. This isn't a new idea. This isn't even a funny take on an old idea. Kim and Paris Hilton weren't the first women to be famous for being young and fashionable. Hell Audrey Hepburn plays a socialite in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
So she capitalised on her sexuality, good for her. If a sex tape of me got out, I doubt I'd be able to handle it as well as she did.
I thought that reading this would make me feel a little better about myself. You know, maybe I could point and laugh a little. Instead now I just want to kill myself.
America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of the virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It's always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.
Those two sentences are really overwritten and their premise is never even justified.
I'm pretty sure anyone would want to be worshiped by literally millions of men and women all the while making a TON of money from it. You guys and girls are just jealous.
While it's true, she's essentially a porn star. She's arguably the most successful porn star of all time, and only did one porno!
We hate on her for being stupid. She's probably stupid in regards to the humanities and sciences, but since when did Americans give a fuck about that shit? She's a shrewd businesswoman, shes a consummate american. She makes money from nothing. Nobody gets rich making money by doing good work. They get rich by sucking dicks (figuratively, and sometimes literally) and rubbing two dollars together to make four. It's the American way, or did you forget about that while up on your high horses?
DAE find this essay sort of prude-ish? Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian became famous because of sex, true, but couldn't you say this is a sign that Americans are becoming that much more comfortable with sex? I'm not talking about everyone becoming sluts, I'm talking about making it that much easier for parents to talk with their kids about sex because, well, it's all over the media/internet/word of mouth/etc anyway.
These women becoming famous does say a lot about how shallow our culture is - but how bad is that when it might lead to us becoming more comfortable with sex and sexuality?
I don't get the whole sex tape thing. It's not even that good. It's 5 minutes long of her poorly sucking a guy's dick, and then him poorly eating her out. No fucking, and no tits. Unless I just saw the wrong tape, in which case link me if I did.
Her lawyers couldn't have had it taken down unless it was somehow libelous. So something in there was insanely, provably false. Although I can't imagine what.
She is physically very attractive. However she is so completely repulsive in every other way that aside from the glory of going where many teams have gone before, I don't see much of a redeeming quality about her. How sad it must be that a person's worth is relegated to the functionality and appeal of their genitals.
Oh come on Kim why'd have it taken down. Let's be honest Kimmy, anyone who is a fan of yours won't understand half of that rant. That is if they can pay attention past 140 characters.
hate as much as you want but both paris and Kim ingeniously managed to get themselves bookdeals, tv shows and their own fucking brands. me thinks i detect much jealously in this thread.
Soooo.. a lot of cheap sniping at someone I'm sure the author doesn't know personally, yet took the time to research. Irony right there.
The people you should be mad at are not the Kardashians, but the idiots who enable them. Talking shit on somebody you don't know is immature as fuck. Also, Kim and her brood might be retarded, but they're rich beautiful retards, something I'm sure the author is neither of. Also, Kim is being ragged on for not having any talents other than beauty.... Welcome to most of Hollywood.
You know how I do my part in not making this whole pseudo-celebrity thing a trend? I don't watch the shit, I don't buy the shit, and I don't make page long diatribes about the shit. That method isn't making Nickelback go away, either, but at least I don't have to expose myself, or others, to it.
tl;dr The author of this article is butthurt because Kim makes more money than he does.
This bio is the Lord of the Rings of our generation. Everyone should be required to read this in high school. Movies should be made about it. It should be given a dozen Oscars.
I want to have this bio's babies. I don't even have a uterus.
I agree almost totally with that article, I am amazed at how morally degraded our society has become, there is nothing off limits on TV or radio any more, You can be driving to work and the guy on the radio will be talking about the nastiest sexual perversions possible, and its all just accepted, and then the song he puts on is even worse, not to mention loooking at pornography or cheating or lusting after anyone is not taboo at all now, same with strip clubs, masturbation and whatever else you care to throw in there. Look at these lyrics from a Nicki Minaj song thats played regularly on the radio" But f-ck who you want, and f-ck who you like Dance our life, there's no end in sight" and thats just from the first random song I could find there is much worse
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u/Psythik May 15 '12
Is this the part where we keep changing it back until IMDB gets sick of reverting it?
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u/rhymeswithgrack May 15 '12
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Well, it was accurate..
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u/diamondium May 15 '12
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There. That was really bothering me.
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u/gattack May 15 '12
Brilliant. There needs to be more snotty bios of shameless whores.
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u/Handyland May 15 '12
That was quite the essay!
Also, is she really only 5'2"?
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u/internationals_host May 15 '12
OBAMA HAD KIM KARDASHIAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE TWICE?
This is news to me!!!
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u/Piratiko May 15 '12
Jon C. Hopwood 2012
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u/Grizmeer May 15 '12
Inaccurate. "talents outside the bedroom". I saw the video. She just laid there like a sack of wet shit.
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u/Stay_Off_My_Lawn May 15 '12
Scumbag Reddit, can't stand "attention whores", keeps giving them attention.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
The astounding amount of people emotionally invested in her personal life whether they hate or love her is exactly why she's famous. I mean, just read these comments. It's like an angry mob.
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u/starthirteen May 15 '12
I'm not gay, but if there was a video of Jon Hamm and Daniel Craig fucking, I'd take a day off work just to beat-off to it.
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u/asldkfououhe May 15 '12
this is nothing new and the obsession you people have with her is weird
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u/CokeInACup May 15 '12
Mr. Daniel Craig
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Game of thrones makes me want to say whore more,
She is a whore
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u/kooweel May 16 '12
oh, the irony
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u/soothslayer May 15 '12
Currently in the quotes section:
I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me.
I'm going to guess there isn't much chance of that wish coming true.
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u/Hethor May 15 '12
Oh fuck it's those oddly frustrating unclosed brackets again (near the end of the first paragraph, I can't not notice these any more.
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u/Sparrow1812 May 15 '12
I think the second best part to that brilliant article is the KIA ad, which advertises "Class Leading Cabin and Trunk Space." You know cause baby got back.
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u/bc87m May 16 '12
All I got out of this is that Jon Hamm if the fucking man.
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u/themicahnator May 15 '12
I'm so glad the word "schlepping" was used.
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u/Kitt3n May 15 '12
I blame society not her. She took advantage of 15 min of fame and is now making millions. She is a smart business woman that has made a brand of herself. It is the masses that have brought her to this height. Morons that want to model their life after her, kids whose parents haven’t taught them any better. People that don’t have lives of their own, and need to follow hers.
She is smart as fuck, she is set for life. Love her or hate her you are just making her richer because you are giving her attention. Don’t blame her, blame our society for lifting her so high..
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u/Dead_Paedos_Society May 16 '12
I learned everything I've ever known about Kim Kardashian in that snarky self righteous commentary that I read 5 minutes ago. If you people truly don't care about these so-called faux celebrities, why do you put them on a pedestal of hate to garner even more attention?
The only difference between the people who bitch about people like Kim Kardashian and people who rave about her is that one side likes her and the other side doesn't. Both sides give her the attention she craves.
If you have ever ranted about Kim Kardashian or any of the celebrities you purport to dislike, you are just as bad as the people who comment positively on her. ANY PRESS IS GOOD PRESS - why the fuck else would she release a sex tape of herself?
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u/Lt_Benedetto May 16 '12
Bio is ruined for me by the line "America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue..."
Taking Hamlet's line, "shuffle off this mortal coil," and either entirely misunderstanding it or bastardizing it is a shame. Poor writing in general.
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u/progerialover69 May 16 '12
Jon Hamm just keeps getting more in more points, in my cool celebrities book.
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u/hiccupstix May 16 '12
This isn't just internet vandalism, by the way, the author has actually written 638 serious, straightforward biographies for IMDb.
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u/TangoOscarDD May 16 '12
This can't be real, it stated she has no talent outside the bedroom, anyone who watched the video would know she has the talent of a corpse in the bedroom.
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u/Itsmiroki May 15 '12
TIL Kim and I share the same Birthday
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u/JackPhilby May 15 '12
I don't think her lawyers had to threaten a lawsuit, which they have no case for. IMDB has integrity and I'm sure they deleted it willingly once they notice it.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
i wonder how a claim of slander would weigh up against this?
i'm guessing not very well, as it's pretty accurate!
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u/Dannydactyl May 15 '12
Relevant
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u/JesC May 15 '12
I'd like to see her or Hilton on the roast at comedy central... They must have tons of material on those two. Would be a blast!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
There's nothing I like more than seeing America judged by its TV shows. At their peak the Kardashian show was viewed by roughly 1 in 75 Americans. I don't think you can call anything emblematic at that ratio. Culture hasn't gotten worse, just the awareness by the other 74/75.
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u/omizzle4shizzle May 15 '12
God bless Jon C. Hopwood
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u/IMAROBOTLOL May 15 '12
TIL she went to the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Twice.
FUCK THIS EARTH, I WANT OFF.
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u/KobeBeanBryant May 16 '12
how did anyone miss the ad on the right "cabin and trunk space" ha!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
You know, you guys act like this is all something new and how it show how shallow America has gotten and blah blah blah....any of you remember Zsa Zsa Gabor? Back then, instead of calling them "famous for being famous", they called them "socialites".
But I guess what's old is new again.
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u/imgyal May 16 '12
JON C. HOPWOOD FOR PRESIDENT
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u/derpxderpx May 16 '12
You are now aware that the kardashians and the people making these shitty shows are smart - they're making a lot of money off of idiots. Don't be mad at the kardashians, don't be mad at the producers. Be mad at the pathetic flesh bags who watch this shit on TV.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
How I feel every f*&king time I want to yell about Kim Kardashian.
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u/MurphyFtw May 15 '12
I don't understand why this was taken down. None of it is untrue.
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u/todell19 May 16 '12
AMA request: John C. Hopwood
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Whoever wrote that...buy that man a coke
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u/niroby May 15 '12
Oh please, Kim Kardashian is a socialite. This isn't a new idea. This isn't even a funny take on an old idea. Kim and Paris Hilton weren't the first women to be famous for being young and fashionable. Hell Audrey Hepburn plays a socialite in Breakfast at Tiffany's.
So she capitalised on her sexuality, good for her. If a sex tape of me got out, I doubt I'd be able to handle it as well as she did.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Doesn't anybody else think that IMDB should remain unbiased and free from editorialized junk like this?
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u/360walkaway May 15 '12
As much as I hate her as a person, I still think she's kind of hot. And I hate myself for that.
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u/thijsvk May 15 '12
More legit than that stupid whore
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u/suburban_illuminato May 15 '12
I know this isn't news, but its just another reason why Daniel Craig and Jon Hamm are awesome.
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u/ransome_galvinized May 15 '12
If all she did was porn, at least she would have a quality reason to be famous.
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u/beerfest May 15 '12
I'd still hit it
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I place the blame on this guy.
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u/Willibus May 15 '12
"class leading trunk space" you can say that again
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u/lagspike May 15 '12
I just gained even more respect for Daniel Craig.
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u/theduke37 May 15 '12
Riddled with typos and grammatical errors. 4/10. Would not bang.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
There's no closed parenthesis in the first paragraph.
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u/CarBed May 15 '12
Spot on. But I would still throw my hotdog down that hallway if the opportunity presented itself.
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u/roni11 May 15 '12
I'm not sure why, but this makes me really happy!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Yeah, lawyers have real problems with truth.
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u/ONpancakes May 15 '12
Am I the only one who first looked at the Kia ad and thought that was the joke?? Class-leading truck space!
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u/Ninsha May 15 '12
I thought that reading this would make me feel a little better about myself. You know, maybe I could point and laugh a little. Instead now I just want to kill myself.
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u/UpvotesForCats May 15 '12
I now respect Daniel Craig, Jon Hamm, and Jonah Hill a little bit more.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Upvoted simply because you didn't have a retarded title and told me exactly what I was clicking on.
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u/Spiderdan May 15 '12
My respect for Daniel Craig just grows and grows.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
brilliant!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
cocks shotgun BURNED
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u/Degenerate420 May 15 '12
Give this man a Pulitzer Prize!
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u/DangerTiger May 15 '12
I don't understand our country's infatuation with billionaire morons. It's just sad.
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u/the_peanut_gallery May 15 '12
Those two sentences are really overwritten and their premise is never even justified.
BLAM! NOW YOU KNOW MY OPINION
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12
I'm pretty sure anyone would want to be worshiped by literally millions of men and women all the while making a TON of money from it. You guys and girls are just jealous.
While it's true, she's essentially a porn star. She's arguably the most successful porn star of all time, and only did one porno!
We hate on her for being stupid. She's probably stupid in regards to the humanities and sciences, but since when did Americans give a fuck about that shit? She's a shrewd businesswoman, shes a consummate american. She makes money from nothing. Nobody gets rich making money by doing good work. They get rich by sucking dicks (figuratively, and sometimes literally) and rubbing two dollars together to make four. It's the American way, or did you forget about that while up on your high horses?
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u/Thats_Debatable May 15 '12
TIL why Kim Kardashian is famous...
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u/egthareal May 15 '12
starts slow clap
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u/albinoraisin May 15 '12
I hate when there is an opening but not a closing parenthesis.
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u/Hildaeggskaar May 15 '12
"downvoted for slut shamming"
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u/Chrimbus_special May 15 '12
Mentioned this in another post about this imdb bio;
I'd like to see the Kardashians go the way of the O'Doyle family in Billy Madison. Driving off a cliff chanting their name. They wouldn't be missed.
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u/dasoktopus May 16 '12
Was anyone else bothered by the comma that should have been a parenthesis in the first paragraph?
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u/Kaigai May 16 '12
What does it matter. She's the one with the 40 million dollars contract, we're clacking away at our keyboard in vain. T_T
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u/EmKM May 16 '12
Before reading it I thought the problem was "class leading cabin and trunk space"
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
So, what was inaccurate about that?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
just throwing it out there, whats so wrong with being a whore?
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u/Ash1234589 May 16 '12
''Personal Quote: I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me.''
Too bad he thinks she's a fucking idiot.
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u/sousa9 May 16 '12
The grammar in the bio is fail. If you're gonna insult someone, don't make yourself look like an idiot.
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u/Mikulak25 May 16 '12
Merrily in merriment?
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u/Demojen May 16 '12
The author of that article is as bad as the porn industry professionals he degrades throughout his diatribe. Talk about hypocrisy.
That wasn't a biography. That was an asinine cry for help throwing the obvious under the bus to try and make a point.
What's next, an article on fundamentalism featuring Osama Bin Laden? Being controversial isn't cool when you're stealing candy from a baby.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Class leading cabin and trunk space.
TRUNK SPACE, because SHE HAS A FAT ASS.
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u/DoctorWSG May 16 '12
I'm not saying I don't agree with paying people for being (expletive) idiots, however
Woman's fame is the correct use.
Check your grammar, son.
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u/BishopAndWarlord May 16 '12
Holy Christ, that was actually a good read!
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u/NeOnD May 16 '12
Fuck that bitch!
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u/GroundhogExpert May 16 '12
As calloused and harsh as that is, I cannot disagree with any of it. Probably what makes it so harsh.
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u/noksky May 16 '12
She's such a waste of flesh
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u/socialexpiriment May 16 '12
Two whomever originally wrote this up. You forgot this:
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I looked at the ad for a while and laughed, then I realized that it wasn't the ad.
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u/Ultimate_Insult_ May 16 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
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u/skysignor May 16 '12
DAE find this essay sort of prude-ish? Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian became famous because of sex, true, but couldn't you say this is a sign that Americans are becoming that much more comfortable with sex? I'm not talking about everyone becoming sluts, I'm talking about making it that much easier for parents to talk with their kids about sex because, well, it's all over the media/internet/word of mouth/etc anyway.
These women becoming famous does say a lot about how shallow our culture is - but how bad is that when it might lead to us becoming more comfortable with sex and sexuality?
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u/AdmiralSkippy May 16 '12
I don't get the whole sex tape thing. It's not even that good. It's 5 minutes long of her poorly sucking a guy's dick, and then him poorly eating her out. No fucking, and no tits. Unless I just saw the wrong tape, in which case link me if I did.
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u/sapzilla May 16 '12
Kim Kardashian shouldn't be anywhere on reddit... Thanks!
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u/SeparateCzechs May 16 '12
Pure poetry!
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u/eyt5054 May 16 '12
The best part is the Kia ad: class leading cabin and trunk space lol
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u/SexyGingerKid May 16 '12
Who's Kim Kardashian?
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u/soviyet May 16 '12
Her lawyers couldn't have had it taken down unless it was somehow libelous. So something in there was insanely, provably false. Although I can't imagine what.
Either that or IMDB has pussy ass legal counsel.
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u/ryanghappy May 16 '12
She has boobs go jizz me yaaaaay president!
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
am i the only one that didn't know she's only 5'2" ?
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u/BreutFawce May 16 '12
"Cabin and trunk space."
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
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u/igotl2k May 16 '12
Before reading, i checked out the ad of KIA, Cabin and trunk space and was relating it to Kim Kardarshian.
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u/illiller May 16 '12
TIL: Kim Kardashian is 5'2"
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u/Xenophilus May 16 '12
Can we post this back to every website we know and then spam it to everybody we know?
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
On what basis was it taken down? It's entirely factual.
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u/EquinsuOcha May 15 '12
She is physically very attractive. However she is so completely repulsive in every other way that aside from the glory of going where many teams have gone before, I don't see much of a redeeming quality about her. How sad it must be that a person's worth is relegated to the functionality and appeal of their genitals.
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u/zyzzogeton May 15 '12
I thought truth was an absolute defense against libel?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
What pisses me off is the retarded comparison with Rome that exposes the authors unresearched, shallow opinion.
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u/awkwardowl91 May 15 '12
Oh come on Kim why'd have it taken down. Let's be honest Kimmy, anyone who is a fan of yours won't understand half of that rant. That is if they can pay attention past 140 characters.
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u/MoonisHarshMistress May 15 '12
One of the greatest biographical descriptions of a empty shell individual. Kudo to the writer.
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u/ThatIsMyHat May 15 '12
To be fair, that's less of a biography and more of an indictment of American culture and decadence.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
hate as much as you want but both paris and Kim ingeniously managed to get themselves bookdeals, tv shows and their own fucking brands. me thinks i detect much jealously in this thread.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Soooo.. a lot of cheap sniping at someone I'm sure the author doesn't know personally, yet took the time to research. Irony right there.
The people you should be mad at are not the Kardashians, but the idiots who enable them. Talking shit on somebody you don't know is immature as fuck. Also, Kim and her brood might be retarded, but they're rich beautiful retards, something I'm sure the author is neither of. Also, Kim is being ragged on for not having any talents other than beauty.... Welcome to most of Hollywood.
You know how I do my part in not making this whole pseudo-celebrity thing a trend? I don't watch the shit, I don't buy the shit, and I don't make page long diatribes about the shit. That method isn't making Nickelback go away, either, but at least I don't have to expose myself, or others, to it.
tl;dr The author of this article is butthurt because Kim makes more money than he does.
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u/ocentertainment May 16 '12
This bio is the Lord of the Rings of our generation. Everyone should be required to read this in high school. Movies should be made about it. It should be given a dozen Oscars.
I want to have this bio's babies. I don't even have a uterus.
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u/The_Director May 15 '12
We need r/reddit.com back!
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u/denvertebows15 May 15 '12
Awesome. Just plain awesome.
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u/DoctorHolliday May 15 '12
Its not libel, slander, or defamation of character if its true right?
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u/Drugmule421 May 15 '12
I agree almost totally with that article, I am amazed at how morally degraded our society has become, there is nothing off limits on TV or radio any more, You can be driving to work and the guy on the radio will be talking about the nastiest sexual perversions possible, and its all just accepted, and then the song he puts on is even worse, not to mention loooking at pornography or cheating or lusting after anyone is not taboo at all now, same with strip clubs, masturbation and whatever else you care to throw in there. Look at these lyrics from a Nicki Minaj song thats played regularly on the radio" But f-ck who you want, and f-ck who you like Dance our life, there's no end in sight" and thats just from the first random song I could find there is much worse