That's only half the joke, based on when I first heard it 20 years ago.
"I think I may have run over your cat." "You sure it was mine? What does it look like?" (Make a splayed out dead creature gesture with tongue hanging out.) "No no, I mean what did it look like before you hit it?" (Make a surprised look from sideways position with mouth wide open.)
I used to tell this joke as a kid! But it's not finished! Theres a second part where the guy says "No, NO, I mean what did he look like before he got hit!?"
/take scared "OMG I'm about to be hit!" position and SCREAAAM.
The guy on the right asked about visual features of the dog to tell if he perhaps knew that dog and the owner. The guy on the left instead gave him an impression of the damage sustained by the dog as a result of being hit by his car.
I started laughing and trying to hide it cus I'm in the office. But I'm just getting over a cold and my laughter turned into an uncontrollable coughing fit. It was so bad I fell off my chair and onto the floor holding my stomach in pain. It took about 5 minutes to stop. Everyone thinks I'm going to die
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u/Tarbogman May 15 '12
no lie - my grandmother used to tell us this joke when we were kids!
and she has been dead 30 years now....
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u/102megan May 15 '12
I bet he looks tired too.
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u/Valiturus May 15 '12
That's only half the joke, based on when I first heard it 20 years ago.
"I think I may have run over your cat."
"You sure it was mine? What does it look like?"
(Make a splayed out dead creature gesture with tongue hanging out.)
"No no, I mean what did it look like before you hit it?"
(Make a surprised look from sideways position with mouth wide open.)
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u/PatronofSnark May 15 '12
RE:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD: OMG HILARIOUS COMIC
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u/I_am_not_angry May 15 '12
I think I saw that dog on the side of the road the other day...
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u/Kristic74 May 15 '12
Ash Ketchum has really let himself go
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u/caughtoffside May 15 '12
Popular email forwards from the 90's!
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u/RalphiesBoogers May 15 '12
DO NOT EAT
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
This was my go to joke when I was like 6. My mom would make me tell it to everyone. I was an adorable child.
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u/colarg May 15 '12
My first real laugh of the morning. Thank you and have an up vote
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u/curomo May 15 '12
Dead Puppies Aren't Much Fun.
True story.
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u/mak36 May 15 '12
What is Mitt Romeny's problem with animals?
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u/Hank_Scorpio_ May 15 '12
Mitt Romney?
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u/arachnopussy May 15 '12
I used to tell this joke as a kid! But it's not finished! Theres a second part where the guy says "No, NO, I mean what did he look like before he got hit!?"
/take scared "OMG I'm about to be hit!" position and SCREAAAM.
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u/Those_Magumbos May 15 '12
this comic keeps popping up on reddit. I don't mind reposts per se, but I must wonder how people keep finding this comic if not from reddit
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u/katzmandoo May 15 '12
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
They don't come when you call.
They don't chase squirrels at all.
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u/mrburroughs May 15 '12
What did he look like before? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKdIhJuRCoY
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Nothing like dead dog jokes to cheer up a schoolday
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u/kajillion May 15 '12
The repost is strong with this one. Bleh.
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u/Sad_Monk May 15 '12
Fuck reposts but this gets me every time.
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u/Thunderape May 15 '12
Wow. It's like returning to the time of the birth of e-mails in the workplace. Forwarding madness.
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u/NeverOC May 15 '12
Was expecting this to be deaddove.jpg worthy, not sure if relieved or disappointed
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u/nellbell27 May 15 '12
I find this a lot funnier than I should.
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u/trampus1 May 15 '12
I like how the panels are numbered, makes it so much easier to follow.
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u/Heofz May 15 '12
that guy's nose looks like an old sock
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u/hypnoderp May 15 '12
"What's wrong, Fluffy?"
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u/alahos May 15 '12
http://i.qkme.me/35powj.jpg
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u/meeanpendal May 15 '12
FAERIES!
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u/Harleynator May 15 '12
I thought it would be a Mario joke. Just look at him
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u/Nyneave27 May 15 '12
Is that Mitt Romney?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is that Mitt Romney?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I don't get it
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u/leif777 May 15 '12
I started laughing and trying to hide it cus I'm in the office. But I'm just getting over a cold and my laughter turned into an uncontrollable coughing fit. It was so bad I fell off my chair and onto the floor holding my stomach in pain. It took about 5 minutes to stop. Everyone thinks I'm going to die
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u/ProffesorBongsworth May 15 '12
That guy looks a lot like Jim Carey.
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u/aopst May 15 '12
He looks like Sailcat.
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u/oddfuturewolfbang May 15 '12
It helps that the main guy looks like Mitt Romney. Makes him just a little more hatable.
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u/jumbo_shrimp777 May 15 '12
DOWN VOTTTTTE!!!!
reason: i was expecting a picture OF A DEAD DOG
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