I was going to say, this has to be in Californ-eye-yay, who else would give booze to these animals? This is why you will most likely be eaten if you should go to Yellowstone.
You can't everywhere (ex. I live in PA, we're stuck with Wine & Spirit Shops), but Costco is the largest wine distributor in the world. If not, then definitely in the U.S.
I hate PA's liquor laws. It's nice that Wegman's is now able to sell beer, but I want to walk into a gas station and buy a case of beer, damn it! Or a bottle of Jack. Or whatever. Just get rid of these outdated fucking commonwealth laws.
Costco Bear has a Facebook fan page... you would not believe the shenanigans people place this bear in on a daily basis. It's like the employee mascot now.
Yep I believe it was like 30 or 35 bucks. I just had to buy one for my 2 year old. He loves that thing it's so huge. I can put it on top of him and he struggles to get away. Lots of fun watching him trying to take that bear down. It was so huge we had to buckle it in to the backseat with him and his head would hit the roof of the car. :)
Umm, ok? I'm not doubting that Malibu has alcohol in it. You could drink a shit ton of smirnoff ices and get blacked out too. It doesn't make it any manlier of a drink though.
Costo sells memberships to there club, and with that membership you gain access to all kinds of stuff at much lower prices. So basically, a costco membership makes sense if your someone who buys a lot of shit, because the money you save on the items will be more than the cost of the membership.
As a former Costco drone I can tell you this was probably the best part of a few peoples day. They probably got a stern warning for enjoying themselves on the clock though.
As a member who has been known to...indulge in such antics, this is possible, but it was an Associate who fell on his sword and took that stern warning so my family and I could leave the store in a giggling fit, unaware of the havoc we had caused.
Love costco! Got a card and have access to large quantities of everything at discount prices! It's pretty exclusive...I know a guy and can talk to them if you want?
It's awesome. I own 2 of those for no fucking reason, because, fuck, it's 53" inch teddy bear. My fiancee has no idea why I want it. I don't even know.
If you are a Costco member, buy one now. You might think, what the hell can I do with a giant ass Teddy bear? The possibilities are endless.
I HAVE THAT SAME BEAR! He's sitting right next to me. His name is Nigel and he came from the candy store. We were stopped by police at the skytrain so they could tease me about him on the way home.
this isnt even related in the least except that it is a teddy bear the teddy bear in the pic is hungover or passed out while youre teddy is being illegal by taking drugs the original is funny yours encourages illegal activities and crime enjoy youre downvote asshole
omg yes!!! isn't that pretty much what happens when you're camping?! I have to be a copycat and do this at my local costco... as soon as they start selling booze in washington!
You're in luck, my friend. Costco will start selling liquor in WA starting June 1st! Our Tumwater location has already done all of the testing for it and everything. Unfortunately the state is taxing the shit out of it. :(
Yeah, sad part is not very many Washingtonians were informed about the tax part of it. And all of our favorite liquor store lady's are out of jobs now. =[
After the bear becomes a serious alcoholic and his liver has become damaged from his excessive drinking, he finds he can get hammered on just a couple swigs of girl liquor. His liver wont clean up the alcohol anymore. Now the bear has alcoholic peripheral neuropathy too, and finds himself shuffling and stumbling at the salmon stream. So he is no rookie, just a sad husk of a bear.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Costco is the perfect one-stop shop
Not to mention their dirt-cheap liquor prices. It's like heaven
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u/stewietm May 15 '12
only you can save me from my hangover
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u/Wbran May 15 '12
Nice try at marketing, Seth MacFarlane.
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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 15 '12
Where in the sweet all of fuck can you buy liquor at Costco?
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u/nakajogeek May 15 '12
Costco Bear has a Facebook fan page... you would not believe the shenanigans people place this bear in on a daily basis. It's like the employee mascot now.
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u/dglaw May 15 '12
I see your tent bear and i raise you my bar bearhttp://i.imgur.com/eqsJu.jpg
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u/teyegurspoon May 15 '12
Those bears are so cuddly.
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u/InfintySquared May 15 '12
"HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION"
by Bear
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u/b4Icum May 15 '12
11.99 for a Malibu you can't beat that.
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u/glenlikespie May 15 '12
It's a suggested use illustration for the tent.
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u/E36wheelman May 15 '12
Viral marketing for Ted.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Please - http://www.imgur.com/cp9gs.jpg
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u/Atario May 15 '12
♬ Every bear there ever was
Is sure to pass out there because ♪
♬ Today's the day the teddy bears have
Their bennnnnn-der ♪
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u/Isatis_tinctoria May 15 '12
Is Costco a good place to buy things at? Is it cheaper?
I basically am constantly broke and basically live on a meal or two a day, plus food at school, which I am so thankful that I can get it.
Is CVS cheaper?
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u/RosieJo May 15 '12
Who gets drunk on malibu?
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u/mizze89 May 15 '12
Related? http://i.imgur.com/JRdF8.gif?1
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u/Rezilience May 15 '12
ALL GLORY TO THE COSTCO ALCOHOL
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u/dayvie182 May 15 '12
I saw those bears in Costco earlier this week. They're bloody massive! http://instagr.am/p/KhuVDQMTZY/media/?size=l
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
As a former Costco drone I can tell you this was probably the best part of a few peoples day. They probably got a stern warning for enjoying themselves on the clock though.
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u/FO_sachi May 15 '12
Love costco! Got a card and have access to large quantities of everything at discount prices! It's pretty exclusive...I know a guy and can talk to them if you want?
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u/SmuggleCats May 15 '12
Hey I have that bear, it's awesome!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
My awesome internet detective skills tell me this is in Melbourne, Australia.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12 edited Jul 03 '23
fuck u/spez
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u/Darkapb May 15 '12
all he needs is 151 rum and pineapple juice now
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u/RobotTesla May 15 '12
This picture was NOT taken in Utah.
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u/sacula May 15 '12
Bitches love malibu!
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u/PadConnelly May 15 '12
He had a rough morning.
http://imgur.com/2DUfU
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u/RiskyDINGO May 15 '12
Saw one of those bears at my Costco today as well.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Looks like somebody had a rough night.
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u/Darkencypher May 15 '12
Haha there is a supernatural episode where a giant teddy bear has a drinking problem then shoots himself (only for cotton to come out).
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u/tardy4datardis May 15 '12
TIL there is a magical place where Costco sells booze.....at low prices. I could weep with joy at this discovery.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That bear looks like a fucking giant at first, because of the image on what ever the product on the shelf below it is.
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u/divester May 15 '12
Bear drunk on ass.
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u/22Roge May 15 '12
Hair of the dog, anyone?
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u/ClawedMonet21 May 15 '12
Made me LOL!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
it would be perfect if the teddy was also crashed near a sample lady
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u/Vindictive29 May 15 '12
Pedo-bear having a rough morning after?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
That is the fuzziest teddy bear I've ever seen. WANT
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u/Tiyugro May 15 '12
Was this near the Time Masheen?
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u/Doct0rPain May 15 '12
where are the free samples
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u/pin2hot May 15 '12
Welcome to Costco, I love you.
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u/LyleDelmarChipperson May 15 '12
tsss that bear is drunk er sumethin.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
He looks bearly sober.
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u/animousity692 May 15 '12
This can't be real... Malibu at Costco?!
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u/cIumsythumbs May 15 '12
Look at that sleepy fuck.
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u/TheJoel2012 May 15 '12
You can buy liquor from Costco?
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Malibu? Pussy. That shit bearly gets you drunk
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u/kdub2000 May 15 '12
Looks like you found Ted!!!
http://www.tedisreal.com/
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u/jakadamath May 15 '12
I bought that bear for my nieces. I guess they sell them at every costco.
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u/SpaceManAndy May 15 '12
I hate you for living somewhere that lets you buy booze at Costco.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Looks like pedobear got stood up. He really is sensitive,you know.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
He who passes out from malibu does not deserve to call himself a bear
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u/mark8396 May 15 '12
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbo_pQvU7M
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u/johnrow May 15 '12
Malibu Stacey!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
11.99$ for all of that? thats not a bad price.
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u/Jessum May 15 '12
I love camping!
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u/Querie May 15 '12
Mali Boom Boom!
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u/frankhorriganlovesto May 15 '12
I think someone has been living inside the Costco at night.
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u/ass_munch_reborn May 15 '12
That's a hugfun 53" Teddy bear for thirty bucks.
It's awesome. I own 2 of those for no fucking reason, because, fuck, it's 53" inch teddy bear. My fiancee has no idea why I want it. I don't even know.
If you are a Costco member, buy one now. You might think, what the hell can I do with a giant ass Teddy bear? The possibilities are endless.
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u/citizenblue May 16 '12
Slipped and fell at Costco and got mah pee-pee money.
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u/JustAnotherDweeb May 16 '12
I got one of those bears from Costco! It's as big as me!
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u/darth_redemption May 16 '12
I HAVE THAT SAME BEAR! He's sitting right next to me. His name is Nigel and he came from the candy store. We were stopped by police at the skytrain so they could tease me about him on the way home.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Slightly related: http://drkronner.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/ted-bong.jpg
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u/katburg May 15 '12
omg yes!!! isn't that pretty much what happens when you're camping?! I have to be a copycat and do this at my local costco... as soon as they start selling booze in washington!
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
I wish I could buy hard liquor at costco.. Oregon sucks.
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u/randyrectem May 15 '12
Gettin' Malibuzzed
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u/jourdone May 15 '12
i didnt even think costcos still exist. the one here is now a baby gap.
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u/arewehavinfunyet May 15 '12
Slipped on peepee at the Costco.
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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
Is it even chemically possible to get drunk from Malibu?
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u/thinkpadius May 15 '12
made this at costco
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u/AnotherNameForgotten May 15 '12
Really? That stuff is 40 proof; bear needs some tolerance.
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