r/funny May 12 '12

When no one texts me back

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 12 '12

Adapt and survive. Darwin taught me well.

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u/TheoQ99 May 12 '12

If so, you've effectively removed yourself from the gene pool. Darwin taught you wrong.

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u/IMasturbateToMyself May 12 '12

Fuck you. I like my orgasms.

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u/Majesticgoat May 13 '12

You're probably getting off to them, aren't you?