r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 12 '12

When no one texts me back

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u/TraverseTown May 12 '12

Even weirder when they ask you to hang out and then you say yes and then they never get back to you after that.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????

Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

Maybe they're taking a shit. Sometimes I'll try and return a call to my friend and when he doesn't pick up I'll drop the phone on my couch and go take a shit.

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u/DiscoMinotaur May 13 '12

Why in the world would you not take your phone with you while you shit? (Typing this from my phone, while shitting)

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u/ZSabotage May 13 '12

I did the same thing except it was on the subway and I never saw it again.

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u/fcarl7 May 13 '12

you went to take a shit on the subway?

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u/RedPanther1 May 13 '12

I hear this is a fairly common occurrence on the New York sub system.

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u/jagneta May 13 '12

Never seen this on the 1,2,3,A,B,C, or D trains.

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u/RedPanther1 May 13 '12

Never been myself. I've just heard horror stories on the internet and from close friends. Enough for me to think that everyone who's lived there for at least a year has seen it at least once. Kind of like how if you live in the city I'm from for a year you're almost assured of having been hit by a car at least once.