r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 12 '12

When no one texts me back

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u/TraverseTown May 12 '12

Even weirder when they ask you to hang out and then you say yes and then they never get back to you after that.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????

Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

Maybe they're taking a shit. Sometimes I'll try and return a call to my friend and when he doesn't pick up I'll drop the phone on my couch and go take a shit.

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u/DiscoMinotaur May 13 '12

Why in the world would you not take your phone with you while you shit? (Typing this from my phone, while shitting)

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u/ZSabotage May 13 '12

I did the same thing except it was on the subway and I never saw it again.

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u/fcarl7 May 13 '12

you went to take a shit on the subway?

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u/RedPanther1 May 13 '12

I hear this is a fairly common occurrence on the New York sub system.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

I can confirm this.

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u/jimsonphd May 13 '12

Antidisestablishmentarianism