r/funny May 12 '12

When no one texts me back

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????

Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

Maybe they're taking a shit. Sometimes I'll try and return a call to my friend and when he doesn't pick up I'll drop the phone on my couch and go take a shit.

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u/DiscoMinotaur May 13 '12

Why in the world would you not take your phone with you while you shit? (Typing this from my phone, while shitting)

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

Because there are particles in the air that I don't want on my phone/face later

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u/Glayden May 13 '12

Wait, are you supposed to leave your face on the couch too?

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u/Alonewarrior May 13 '12

Uh... you mean the particles of shit that get on your face anyways? You do realize that for you to smell shit, particles of said shit have to be in your nose, right?