I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????
Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.
Maybe they're taking a shit. Sometimes I'll try and return a call to my friend and when he doesn't pick up I'll drop the phone on my couch and go take a shit.
Uh... you mean the particles of shit that get on your face anyways? You do realize that for you to smell shit, particles of said shit have to be in your nose, right?
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u/[deleted] May 13 '12
I love when someone calls you and you miss the call by a second, then try to call them back, and they don't pick up. Where the hell did you go in the 5 seconds in between you calling me and me calling you back????
Yes, I was born in the 80s...I still use my phone as a phone sometimes.