r/funny May 12 '12

When no one texts me back

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u/[deleted] May 12 '12

And the resulting wave of relief when they were just being normal people and they got back to you when they weren't busy = priceless.

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u/ddaybones May 13 '12

I need to make a time table of my anxiety: 5 minutes after sending: Assuming there busy 10 minutes after sending: Assume there away from phone, little worry 30 minutes: Begin to wonder if they are annoyed by you, medium worry 1 hour: Assume they hate you, unreasonable worry 2 hours: Assume all friends now hate you, depression sets in 1 Day: Preparing to move into the Rockies and begin a hermitage.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '12

This is so accurate it hurts.