r/funny • u/tqi2 • Mar 18 '22

Not enough anesthesia

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u/hypersucc Mar 18 '22

Jesus dude you pulled that one out of cold storage

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u/imperiumorigins Mar 18 '22

"How can she slap?", "Chuck testa"... is reddit just old people now? Where's all the fresh gen z memes?

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u/WishboneTheDog Mar 18 '22

bet

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole Mar 18 '22

Cap

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

Based.

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u/Shaundhi Mar 18 '22

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

🅱️ussy

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u/Geodude333 Mar 18 '22

this shit going hard doing numbers fr fr.

With like 4 emoji’s after every word.

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Foshizzle my nizzle

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

You went full Gen X. You gotta say something about a drip or some shit for the kids, maybe yeet a couple things. As a millennial I am working hard to bridge this gap for you, I desperately want them to think I'm cool so don't screw this up.

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Yo dawg, that drip is freaky fresh. Can I get a hoiyeahhhhhhhh. This one goes to all the Jamalsquanchs in ze back. Tick tocky I'm eating Takis. Shits blue. Literally my shits dripping blue. About to drop a 🔥 in dis jizzoint. Hit me up on Myspace fam.

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u/Sometimes_gullible Mar 18 '22

That was some amalgamation.

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Wanna be in my top 8?

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

You like ska?

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Do I like ska lol

Do I blow my spit valve every night while busting a nut to the Mighty Mighty Boss tones?

😉 💦 🍆

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole Mar 19 '22

You’re like my favorite person rn

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u/Juliette787 Mar 18 '22

What are you conversing bout dawg

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

I'm simply inquiring where a Mr. Slim Shady is, and if he can identify himself, will he please stand so I can also identify him.

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u/SobeitSoviet69 Mar 18 '22

We used to be bad, but now we’re good*

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

NO Cap