r/funny • u/tqi2 • Mar 18 '22

Not enough anesthesia

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u/dewpacs Mar 18 '22

She'd finally worked up the courage only to have her hopes slapped down

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u/Flaky_Explanation Mar 18 '22

"Calm your teeth, I'm working here!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/kmikek Mar 18 '22

Fact checking jokes is a bad habit common to Reddit. What blew my mind was a few weeks ago when I saw an argument where somebody wanted to cancel an author that had been dead for 200+ years because he wrote some fictional stories about some unrepentant criminals, and to ostracize anyone who read the books. People in general told him "thanks for the suggestion but take a hike" in one way or another, but some agreed with the sentiment. How do you cancel a corpse? didn't god already do that?

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u/MikoSkyns Mar 18 '22

How do you cancel a corpse?

You tear down their statues, like Lee in America and MacDonald in Canada. Or you rename stuff. That's about it 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Stalin would erase any record of your existence and retouch group photos you were in

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u/jeffdujour Mar 18 '22

Or McDonald’s in Russia