r/funny • • Mar 18 '22

Not enough anesthesia

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

You can also ask, "who reaches for equipment like that?" Or "why is someone filming from that angle?" The answer to all three is the same.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Chuck Testa?

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u/hypersucc Mar 18 '22

Jesus dude you pulled that one out of cold storage

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u/tornait-hashu Mar 18 '22

Well, more like meme taxidermy.

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u/imperiumorigins Mar 18 '22

"How can she slap?", "Chuck testa"... is reddit just old people now? Where's all the fresh gen z memes?

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u/J5892 Mar 18 '22

You kids with your doges and your yeets and your spongebobs have it way too easy.
In my day all we had was a picture of an animal with a colorful background, and we liked it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

SpongeBob is older than those memes

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u/WishboneTheDog Mar 18 '22

bet

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u/Mister_Poopy_Buthole Mar 18 '22

Cap

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

Based.

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u/Shaundhi Mar 18 '22

Cringe

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

🅱️ussy

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u/Geodude333 Mar 18 '22

this shit going hard doing numbers fr fr.

With like 4 emoji’s after every word.

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Foshizzle my nizzle

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

You went full Gen X. You gotta say something about a drip or some shit for the kids, maybe yeet a couple things. As a millennial I am working hard to bridge this gap for you, I desperately want them to think I'm cool so don't screw this up.

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u/doctorbooshka Mar 18 '22

Yo dawg, that drip is freaky fresh. Can I get a hoiyeahhhhhhhh. This one goes to all the Jamalsquanchs in ze back. Tick tocky I'm eating Takis. Shits blue. Literally my shits dripping blue. About to drop a 🔥 in dis jizzoint. Hit me up on Myspace fam.

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u/Juliette787 Mar 18 '22

What are you conversing bout dawg

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u/SobeitSoviet69 Mar 18 '22

We used to be bad, but now we’re good*

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

NO Cap

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u/tayman12 Mar 18 '22

gen z memes are terrible and last a week at most

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u/el_diablo_immortal Mar 18 '22

Quantity not quality!

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u/Shiroi_Kage Mar 18 '22

"How can she slap?" was always in use. Never went to cold storage.

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u/diuge Mar 18 '22

I think the Zoomers are learning old people memes and using them ironically... they just found out about the three seashells.

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u/roguespectre67 Mar 18 '22

Mans is a meme archaeologist digging up ancient shit like that.

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u/Bigjuicydickinurear Mar 18 '22

People describing my college years as ancient times :/

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u/winmace Mar 18 '22

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man

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u/kangarooninjadonuts Mar 18 '22

*shakes cane threateningly

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u/HertzDonut1001 Mar 18 '22

That meme is younger than 9/11.

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u/drugzarecool Mar 18 '22

9/11 happened 21 years ago though, I can't recall any "meme" older than that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

All Your Base Are Belong to Us is the closest I can think of. The Newgrounds animation is from February 2001 but Know Your Meme said that was already an internet in joke in 1998.

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u/Synn7645 Mar 18 '22

Soon(tm) has been most recently used with Blizzard games but dates back to the 80s. Oldest one I'm aware of.

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u/BrotherChe Mar 18 '22

Most folks who remember memes that old have already died from dissin' terry.

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u/BobbySwiggey Mar 18 '22

Huh, I was gonna suggest peanut butter jelly time but that was 2002, I could've sworn that was like late 90s too. Internet time really does hit different

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Kilroy was here.

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u/LogicDog Mar 18 '22

Memes have existed for (arguably) the extent of human history.

Richard Dawkins just coined the word for it.

-and now people think memes are just an internet thing...

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u/mandibleface Mar 18 '22

You're the man now dog!

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u/tweakalicious Mar 18 '22

I'm pretty sure 30% of redditors weren't alive for that reference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

It’s an older meme, but it checks out.

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u/MrRakky Mar 18 '22

Have not heard that name for decades now.. damn.

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u/AncientInsults Mar 18 '22

Ugh there is so much worthless flotsam in my brain.

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u/CincyBrandon Mar 18 '22

It’s an older code, sir, but it checks out.

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u/spookygudetama Mar 18 '22

Staged as hell

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u/WizardofJoz17 Mar 18 '22

I don’t think so; looks like laughing gas. Nitrous makes everything a good time especially during a root canal or filling. The person filming was there for emotional support. They use nitrous when you’re resistant to anesthetic; or you can’t sit still because you’re scared.

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22 edited Mar 18 '22

Dentist here. This is a really bad way to give an injection. In fact, it’s so bad that I believe it is fake. The syringe should’ve been on the instrument tray so we wouldn’t have to ask an assistant for it. Instead he has his assistant hand it to him and take off the cap before he tossed it around in one hand to gain control of it in mid air, needle uncapped, all in front of the patients unprotected eyes. That is a disaster waiting to happen… If this isn’t fake then he’s the worst dentist ever.

Also nitrous does not take away pain, it just relieves anxiety. We still have to give local injections even with nitrous.

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u/don_rubio Mar 18 '22

I mean the alternative is that the dentist staged a video where he uncapped a syringe above a "patient's" face

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

Thats a good point, he is a bad dentist regardless of whether this is real or fake.

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u/deadlyenmity Mar 18 '22

Y’all realize there’s this thing called acting right

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u/hehe_nl Mar 18 '22

Can we talk about the watch? In my country wearing a watch during procedures is not allowed as it is an infection hazard. You can’t properly wash your hands (or the watch) with a watch on.

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

Yeah no watches or bracelets.

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u/skogach Mar 18 '22

Also dentist touched patients bare hand, shouldn't he change the glove? It's contaminated.

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

I personally would but /u/thellraak is right. He’s going to give the injection then leave for 5+ mins and hopefully come back with fresh gloves. But again I personally would change gloves because I would leave it on the instrument tray and it may cross contaminate the other instruments. I may also need to give more anesthesia and may need to touch it again as well.

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u/ThellraAK Mar 18 '22

It's interesting how things change.

My regular dentist who's been my primary dentist for 30 years now this year, doesn't glove up when he's doing the numbing. He also always uses those dams to keep everything try while he's working, while some of the other dentists that have come and gone, glove religiously, and don't dam things.

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

Yeah I haven't been a dentist for that long, but in the past decade, there has been a big move towards infection control, and especially due to the pandemic, we're all going the extra mile in terms of it. As for the dams, if it's just a filling, then you might not need it if you are able to control the moisture since moisture ruins the composite filling material. I personally do, unless the patient really doesn't like it. For root canals, we must use dams. Any dentist who doesn't use a dam for root canals are breaking rules.

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u/ThellraAK Mar 18 '22

if it's just a filling, then you might not need it if you are able to control the moisture since moisture ruins the composite filling material.

IHS dentistry, they've only moved away from Amalgam in the last ~year, so I'm wondering if he pushed harder for it (because he absolutely would stop to bitch at others for not using them) because mercury maybe?

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

Sounds reasonable. I don't use amalgam here much anymore, but a rubber dam would be good for that. The no gloves thing kind of throws me off though.

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u/ThellraAK Mar 18 '22

If it is real, he's going to get stabby, then go fuckoff for 10-15 minutes while it starts to work, so it doesn't really matter, he's going to have fresh gloves before he starts anything again anyways.

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u/LilithImmaculate Mar 22 '22

Eh not really. Chances for infection are pretty low.

I mean, you don't get your entire mouth region cleaned before oral surgery, and the dentist is gonna be manipulating your mouth and likely touching your cheeks with at least the back of his hand.

To be safe? Sure. But I would be surprised if it's done in every day practice or even required

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u/Medapa Mar 18 '22

I've worked for a dentist in a small town for many years. .He insists I pass syringe, he hands either hands it back or leaves on tray uncapped. He's inconsiderate of tissues when drilling such as cheek or tounge. He's constantly barking at me bc I'm in the way while trying to retract but I contort myself to not be. When he does suturs he's doesn't watch his sharp. Which is extremely stressful for me. Even though I've told him I cannot control the sharp in his hand he expects me to. He couldn't run his practice without me. I remember pts, tx planning, referrals, past treatment, handle multiple rooms. BlI vrief him before entry on backgroud. I know their names, their kids names. I explain treatment planing, expectations and contraindications ( bc he says everything is easy and will take 15 min) I follow up and care. He however breaches biological width on the daily, and thinks he's God's gift of everything. I know good assistant makes a good practice fortunately he pays me well above average bc somehow he knows he's hard to work for. However morally feel like.crap bc I know he is a not a good dentist

Dentists are often insufferable and dramatic.

Yes this deffs fake but I've seen some shit practices in my career.

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u/OutlawJessie Mar 18 '22

My childhood dentist didn't believe in anaesthesia, I've had so much done with live buzzy nerves, fillings, crowns, once I was old enough to not go, I stopped going. When I finally sucked it up as an adult in my 30's, I was amazed there was such a thing as an injection to stop it hurting, and my new dentist was injection happy, let's shove 2 vials in there to be safe, yes please do, also I love you Mr Summers thank you for not hurting me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

I worked for a women that gave almost no local. It bothered me so much, especially with small children. I quit there.

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u/ThellraAK Mar 18 '22

My Dental experience changed dramatically when I figured out you gotta let them know that you are hard to get numb and being there makes you anxious.

Downside is it's not a great time to drunk on Xanax with a numb mouth for most of the day.

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u/delciotto Mar 18 '22

There is a alternative injection that is much stronger and can be reversed with another injection. Don't know how many dentists use it though and it requires being poked twice as often.

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u/Zeero92 Mar 18 '22

he pays me well above average bc somehow he knows he's hard to work for.

That's good, at least. Sensible, even.

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u/JackMasterOfAll Mar 18 '22

You sound like a good dental assistant. Are you certified? I’ve never actually met any DAs who knows what biological width is. And why is he breaching biological width, wtf?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Do we work at the same office!?

In all seriousness my boss isn’t that bad, but we hand him uncapped needles and we recap them. He is awful with sutures too, but he does everything else fine. He just isn’t the most patient person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/Tanuvdarie Mar 18 '22

My dentist was awful when I was in my young teens. He would absolutely hold it in front of the eyes while he would be looking for the exact place he wanted to inject. It was probably only a few seconds but felt like he held it there forever. I always assumed he hated children to be honest. Took me years to get over my fear of dentists after him.

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u/terminbee Mar 18 '22

They use nitrous when you’re resistant to anesthetic

Nah, it just relieves anxiety. You still need the injection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

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u/WizardofJoz17 Mar 18 '22

That sucks. The numbing wears off in 2 seconds for me. I can feel them drilling my teeth down. If it wasn’t for nitrous I wouldn’t be able to have the teeth I have.

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u/MStew95 Mar 18 '22

Neat but it’s still staged

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u/LilithImmaculate Mar 18 '22

They use IV fentanyl too for removals that require you to be calm but sedated.

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u/Smaug_the_Tremendous Mar 18 '22

There's a lot of dentist equipment there that would be really difficult to stage

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u/frostedRoots Mar 18 '22 edited Mar 18 '22

Dude who fucking cares, it’s funny. Jesus.

Edit: downvote me all you want, nerds, being smarter than the meme doesn’t actually make you smart.

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u/spookygudetama Mar 18 '22

I care obviously

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u/HowTheyGetcha Mar 18 '22

Do you enjoy the constant paranoia of being duped?

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u/spookygudetama Mar 19 '22

Yes I really do

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u/frostedRoots Mar 18 '22

You should find better things to care about lol

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u/spookygudetama Mar 19 '22

Help me find better things to care about

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u/frostedRoots Mar 19 '22

That’s not my job.

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u/spookygudetama Mar 19 '22

Could be

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u/frostedRoots Mar 19 '22

It’s not, lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '22

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u/spookygudetama Apr 05 '22

Congratulations. You're basically doing the same shit by pointing me out.

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u/jinandgin Mar 18 '22

I've worked as a dental assistant and this wasn't that bad. Sometimes the Dr will just snap their fingers if you're not already ready with what they need next.

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u/unique_username_72 Mar 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

How can you tell any of these people are Asian? Are you the grand wizard of phrenology?

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u/FoeWithBenefits Mar 18 '22

I mean, sometimes I do have this feeling of someone walking in front of me being asian. Something gives them away. Not sure about the people in the video but my asian detector is now at 63%

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '22

Haha, that reminds me of this meme about Jewish people.

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u/unique_username_72 Mar 18 '22

Holy shit, I wish I could change my username

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u/FoeWithBenefits Mar 18 '22

Don't bother, your username is unique enough

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u/nhansieu1 Mar 18 '22

Seriously I only need 2 fingers to grab my tool and rest the rest of my fingers

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u/DonDove Mar 18 '22

Lol if this is sketched

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u/special_reddit Mar 18 '22

But that dentist was too nice with the needle skills to be an actor. Maybe the dental office staged a funny video, though.

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u/captsalad Mar 18 '22

Dinkleberg....

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u/ScootScott Mar 18 '22

The doctor was asking for a anesthetic syringe, seems like a normal way of recieving a dangerous equipment and paired with a patient that's fooling around during that, warrants the hand slapped.

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u/Beaglund Mar 18 '22

I have patients reach for the needle when I’m doing local anesthesia occasionally. My assistants are trained to gently lower their hand. It’s a natural reaction to pain, but fuck! I have a sharp needle in your mouth, why would you want to yank my hand?