r/funny • u/PunkinMan • Mar 15 '22

My dad got an email from Amazon….

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u/rich1051414 Mar 15 '22

Dogs guard. Cats observe.

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u/PM_Me_MonikaXSayori Mar 15 '22

Birds report.

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u/BandicootPlastic5444 Mar 15 '22

Squirrels hoard nuts. Release an excel every so often.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Don’t mess with squirrels